Thursday, August 24, 2006

Breed Bans, the Next to Go

Everyhusky, as time draws closer to the day where we take over the world, we must seriously consider banning certain breeds.

I know, some huskies and dogs think that the owner needs to be punished for not training their breed appropriately, or for allowing their breed to run loose and get into trouble, but we have to seriously consider banning some breeds for their tendency to get into fights, get into trouble, cause harm to others, and not have the ability to be trained.

The first breed on the ban list will be children. Yes, I know, I can hear your woo's saying that they can be trained, they can be rehabilitated, its not their fault they are cruel, bullies, bring guns into schools and shoot their teachers and classmates, do destructive and cruel things... but I'm afraid that I have to disagree with you. I think they are beyond any training, and we certainly can't take the risk of allowing them to roam our streets and harm others.

Yes, some children are very nice, but they could turn without warning. Parents have frequently said in the news that they had no idea their child was capable of murder or cruelty, so its not like there's any way that we can weed out the bad. We must ban them all.

Yes, there are some very good parents out there who control their children, teach them right from wrong, show them how to live nuturing, helpful, good lives, but since we are unable to determine which child may go stark raving insane and take out an entire school, we must ban all of them.

I'm sure some of you will not like this ban, but it is for the best.

(Is it just me, or has the world gone slightly wacky)


Dr. Misha Meepenstein said...

Right there with you on this issue!

JustMeCopper said...

Children? I love children! Hershey is afraid of them but I love them!

hollybollyboo said...

I'm with your Meeshka. That's why I'm so glad my humans have already banned children. They believe in dogs only!!

Woofwoof said...

Very clever! No children, then no adults and no people, then hoooola!

By the way, how do we tell when the Blogathon money has arrived and is going to a good cause, and is not used by some adults for things like clothes shopping or car buying? I know we took their money to begin with, but once it goes to the dogs, it stays with the dogs. The Blogathon site shows only pledges made, but doesn't seem to check them off as the money gets in.

If I see a picture of that woman with another set of blue pajamas, I'll know that she's been up to no good. We should have had that no-children rule when she was a kid.

cyber-sibes said...

What? No children? Will babies still be ok-- because they drop tasty things all the time, easy to take goodies from, and usually make for tasty licking. This all ends once they can talk, perhaps we can ban them then ?

Opy - the Original GruffPuppy said...

Hey Meeshka,

Brilliant idea ! My humans have already implemented the ban and I can safely say that we won't be contributing to the "children" problem !

P.S - How DO i get rid of mums purple sleepy pants ?

Charlie The Big Dog said...

Hey Meesh,

I think Id like to ban big fat black labradors who ask stupid questions about "Sleepy Pants".


Macie-Malechai said...

Oh, but they always have some sort of food leftovers on them. Once they learn how to wash themselves off, we vote they're outta here! We would also like to suggest the removing of their vocal cords at birth, no use for all that noice they make! Our Mom won't be adding to the kid maddness, we are her babies!

Dana said...

WOW!!!!!!!!!!! I think thats an obsurd idea. I myself have 2 children, Michael 19 months and Jeremy 2 months and have never had a problem with my children and my dogs or any of my animals for that matter. If your children are cruel to your animals then thats your own fault. Teach them some manners!!!

hollybollyboo said...

Apparently dana has missed the point of this post. What the....? She must not realize you are a Siberian Husky, not a HUMAN, and that your human doesn't HAVE children. Maybe she needs to re-read the post, and realize you are a DOG writing this blog! Jeeze. I think she needs a good sense of humor.