Tuesday, August 22, 2006

Where there's a husky, there's a way

You're probably wondering why I've posted such a crappy picture.
If you look closely, you'll see that the area that I'm in is completely fenced off. The humans had just spent a great deal of time laying brand new fill dirt, and carefully spreading grass seed, and watering and nuturing this area. They put a plastic fence up in order to keep us from this fun area, then went inside.

Within three seconds, I found my way in, and was gleefully laying on the new dirt, just waiting for them to see me. This is taken from inside the house. If I had a middle finger, I'd be sticking it up at the human woman.

That's what being a husky is all about. A lot of dogs don't understand our culture. They do what the humans tell them, they listen when they are told "don't do that", "don't get in there", but to huskies, "don't go in there" means "you really need to get in there". Put a fence around something and give us 3 seconds and we'll be in there.

To us, "don't jump on the counter" only means "don't jump on the counter right now". That doesn't mean next week, or even 5 minutes from when told. Its in our house, so its our counter.

We don't fetch things. I don't even know why, after all these years, the human woman throws things for us. We never bring it back, you'd think she'd learn by now, and then people call us stupid because we don't fetch. Hey, if a husky was throwing something for a human and they wouldn't go get it after 5 throws... we wouldn't throw it anymore, so who are you calling stupid?

I just wanted to show everyhusky this grand moment of defiance. I'm very proud of it actually.

On a final note, I've noticed that our HULA run company "Google" is slowly managing to take over the computer world with our ideas and concepts. Yet another company has gone out of business thanks for our business savvy and domineering concepts. Pretty soon, once we've taken over most of the businesses and are alone at the top, we'll reveal the true name of the company... yes, you guessed it: "Woogle"

Meeshka
(taking over, one company at a time)

7 comments:

Dachsies Rule said...

Meeshka,

We believe everything you say about huskys. Mom read that dachshunds were stupid because you couldn't train them. HELLO??? We are very trainable ... if you ask us to do things we want to do. And if food is involved, we are downright agreeable (and like huskys) for the moment.

You sure do look comfortable.

Roxie, Sammy & Andy

Dusty Doodles said...

Meeshka you are my hero and if I ever grow up I wants to be just like you!!

JustMeCopper said...

How did you get in there? Sorry, I don't like to lay on dirt.... and I may be allergic to grass (scratch scratch).

Woofwoof said...

No middle finger, but I think I see a little bit of tongue sticking there.

Sibe's Mom said...

Bravo Meeshka, bravo!!

Dakota

Macie-Malechai said...

You are the coolest Meeshka! We haven't mastered fences yet but we've about got the baby gate thing down, who they callin' baby anyways?! And as far as that fetch game goes, yea, not so much! Our lady already gave up on that one. We'll get her properly trained yet!

IndyPindy said...

Why do the humans bother? With three Huskies, they should just acknowledge the fact that they will have very little, if any, grass, and lots of holes.

Silly humans!