Tuesday, October 10, 2006

Its Not Easy Being Fluffy

Being fluffy takes a lot of effort, time, and energy. Although naturally fluffy, making sure to share that fluff with the house does take a lot of planning and fluff strategy.

For the past week I've cultivated a lot of excess fluff and spread it around the house. Do you realize just how hard it is to plop a big fluff ball in a strategic area? A lot of times the human woman will shed my fluff for me, as she's giving me a belly rub, handfulls will come out and she's so lazy, she'll just shake it off her hand and onto the floor, exactly where I wanted it.

Today the human man got out the Dyson. Sigh. There goes the fluff we worked so hard to spread around. He muttered and complained with each dumping of the Dyson guts. At one point he said that shedding was no longer allowed, and we should keep our fluff to ourselves. Can you imagine just how fluffy I would be if I didn't release fluff... hmmmm... I wonder.... That might not be such a bad idea after all. I would be ultra mega mega fluffy!

Of course, I don't control most of my fluff shedding, so eventually I would explode with fluff, so maybe that's not such a good idea after all.

The carpet is once again clean (ick), which means there's more fluff to cultivate and wipe off. Its a fluffy job, but somebody has to do it.

(yes sir, yes sir, 3 Dyson cannisters full)


JustMeCopper said...

Meshka Meeshka husky dog,
Have you any fluff?
yes sir, yes sir,
three canisters full.

D. Animal said...

Vrrrrm vvv rrr mmmm "NOT ALLOWED"????? Vrrmmmmmm!

Quinn said...


Tell the humans they can harness that fur for all sorts of projects. My human made this out of my fur:

husky fur husky

I bet those non-fluffy dogs can't do that!

Ender said...

Wow quinn, now THAT is cool! I like to leave my fluff everywhere but the best place is on the sheets and the pillows. That way when my parents are sleeping they breath in little Ender hairs!

Dusty Doodles said...

Fluff is best left on the Doodles. And I hate it when they steal my fluff!! Doodles will deposit it, if and when I am good and ready! Doodles will do the bitie thing if Da momma tries to steal my fluff. IT'S MINE!!!

JustMeCopper said...

Quinn, that is awesome. I will never lose that much fur!

Dachsies Rule said...

Just like Copper, we don't have fluff either. We come here to admire Meeshka's fluffiness. We have a Dyson but it went to visit Aunt Bec and hasn't come back yet. That's fine with us. We have to bark at it when it starts talking.

Roxie, Sammy & Andy

Macie-Malechai said...

Stupid fur theives! Ooooh, if only we had thumbs, we could give them haircuts while they sleep. Loki almost could!

Holly said...

My mom uses that furminator thing on all of us too. It's not too bad. At least we like it better than all the other tools they use to use. We also have one of those Dyson things. When we see it come out, we all run outside. We're afraid the humans might try to actually use it directly ON us. I saw my dad try to use it on Samuel. He actually sat there for a second until he saw us looking at him like "Dude! Why are you letting them do that to you!!" He then jumped up and ran outside with us. Whew, we were quite concerned there for a while. Luckily they haven't tried that again!


JustMeCopper said...

We have a Dyson too. My Mom loves it. It doesn't bother me and so I don't bark at it. Hershey says I am "easy going." What does that mean?

The Army of Four said...

ALL brushes are EVIL! Even the Furminator!!!!!!!!!
Love, Amber