Tuesday, April 03, 2007

Clawing Season


Ok everyhusky (and dog and Fu Fu) it is clawing season! How do I know when its clawing season? Because that's when the human woman sheds those ghastly sleepy pants and puts on those ghastly shorts things. Yep, its hard on the eyes, those horrific, unfluffy pale white legs shining brightly, but it makes for more interesting screams and more satisfying markings on the skin!

Yep, since its getting warmer again, those legs will be revealed and it will be open season on clawing, so start sharpening those claws, your human will be vulnerable. Its best to get them when they are pre-occupied with something, like lighting the dangerous gas grill on the desk, or cutting something with a really sharp knife. Boy, they really like a good claw when they're concentrating on something. Try it and see!

Meeshka
(got my file out, making my claws all nice and pointy pointy)

5 comments:

chiyo said...

hi meeshka, it is warm all year round here in singapore you would love it. the hoomans wear shorts all the time. you would be spoilt for choice. arms, legs, neck, back, face blah blah..

love..
chiyo

PiratesGrrl said...

Oh, definitely to claw. ;)

Thrawn from The Brat Pack

Sitka and Tia's BLAWG! said...

ohhh... love nice sharp claws. Tia is mad this evening because mom clipped hers!!! She needs your queen fluffiness to come claw mom and hide those clippers.
hugs, Sitka

Luckie the Dachie said...

Hey Meeshka,
I agree with Chiyo, it's always warm in Singapore and the hoomans are almost always in shorts! You should really come over here... :)

Cubby said...

They got a reprieve with this new coldness!