Wednesday, October 03, 2007

Where's the Challenge?

Sometimes there is that twinge of guilt for taking advantage of someone who clearly isn't all there. You would think that after pulling the same scheme time and time again, the human woman would get wise to our tricks and thwart them, but every time... I mean, seriously, I almost wish she would so that we could come up with more devious plans, but since she continuously falls for the same tired old trick each time, there really is no reason to put forth the effort to get more devious.

I sometimes wish we had better prey, a human that would challenge us to be at our best as huskies and come up with new and more interesting forms of human torture, but no, we're stuck with the same old grind, day after day. Oh sure, we add little twists to the same old plan, but I'm getting tired of the routine and would like a little something special to spice up our rather dull, nap-filled lives.

Of course I'm speaking of the ham sandwich incident of yesterday. Same old story: human woman makes a sandwich, Loki makes a noise in the bathroom as planned, human woman goes to check out the noise, I get a tasty ham sandwich. Oh sure, I have to suffer with the gimpy mutatoe always complaining that he's the one that has to make the noise, why can't I make the noise so HE can get the sandwich. Sam doesn't complain anymore since he's spineless and can't jump on the counter like he use to, but he refuses to make the noise because he's trying to be the "good puppy" for a change. Suck up.

Then I get the guilt from the human woman. As if not having any more bread is my fault, apparently I missed the memo that gave me a credit card, a vehicle, and opposable thumbs to push a shopping cart around, thus making me totally responsible for the lack of bread products in the house and the human woman "starving" without her lunch sandwich. Um, don't think so.

(next time I'd like my sandwich with a little deli mustard, thanks)


JustMeCopper said...

Man it sure pays to be tall! Why are dachshunds so short?!

Kapp pack said...

Meeshka, you are too much! Way to work together, and with being the queen you should have every right to the sandwich....let your servant do the distracting.

WOo woo, Kelsey Ann

Holly said...

They never learn! But, it's a good thing for YOU! Nice job on the sandwich! You rule!


Bama said...

Good for Woo! Our humans team up on us, one will go to check the noise while the other one guards the food. Or they'll put it in the hotbox, coldbox, or nukebox so we can't get it. We constantly have to keep trying to come up with new tricks cause they keep figuring us out. NO FAIR!
We'll trade you..... ;>~
Bama & the RHP

Tucker said...

Yup, too easy. Are they still sick? Maybe when they get better they'll think of better puzzles for you.

The Brat Pack said...

You're my hero.


Sitka and Tia's BLAWG! said...

Woo Woo Meeshka... I am glad you got that yummy sandwich! Nice job!