Thursday, January 31, 2008

The Comforts of Home


I prefer that the human woman wear white socks when I use her foot as a pillow. The white socks are much softer than the gray socks or the black socks, and I don’t like the anklet socks that she wears on occasion.

I like to lick the dirt outside, its tasty. This also explains how mud gets into the water bowl, although I blame it on the suck-up gimpy mutatoe.

I have no idea why the human got upset when I brought a mouthful of food into bed to snack on this morning, she brings food into bed and eats it, why can’t I?

I don’t expect to bang on the door and shriek more than once before being let inside, the human woman should be standing right there waiting for me to decide to come in and promptly open the door.

I would prefer that the human woman eat something right before bed as the sounds her stomach makes when its empty and when I use her for a pillow is very disturbing.

We know exactly where the human man’s sensitive spots are and yes, we do stomp on them on purpose even though we look all innocent and apologetic, we’re actually laughing on the inside at the funny noises he makes.

The reason we lay in a circle around the human woman when she’s on the computer is so we know when she’s getting up for a snack so we can try to steal it from her... its not because we like her company, we like her crumbs.

10 comments:

Khyra The Siberian Husky said...

Once again, THIS century's Mighty Favog has spoken!

Your demands - oh wait - your simple rekhwests seem akhceptable to me!

I'm in your khorner - time to make my human do something SPECIAL fur me!

Wags&Wuv,
Khyra

JustMeCopper said...

You lay around her in a circle? How cute.

Dakota said...

Should these be incorporated in to the Husky Bill of Rights?

(The Mom is taking Business Law this semester..... the text book is not particularly tasty, but it is quite interesting to hear.)

Roxie, Sammy and Andy said...

That explains a lot ...

Roxie, Sammy & Andy

Kapp pack said...

Hmmmm...taking notes.....now onto claw my human woman!

Woo woo, Kelsey Ann

Kathryn and Ari said...

I agree about the importance of good socks and food in bed. How else can we get through a dreary winter?

Penny & Poppy said...

Yep, white socks are the best! We would lay in a circle around our mom, but there are only 2 of us...hard to make a circle!

Aire-hugs,
Poppy & Penny

Penny & Poppy said...

Yep, white socks are the best! We would lay in a circle around our mom, but there are only 2 of us...hard to make a circle!

Aire-hugs,
Poppy & Penny

Holly said...

Sounds reasonable to me!

Holly

cyber-sibes said...

Brilliant! As usual, you are logical, rational, and clear in your expectations. Why is it that some humans think huskies are hard to live with?

Wooos,
Star & the Jack a-roo