Saturday, February 02, 2008

Why Aren't There Any Oysters In These Crackers


The human man purchased these tasty treats called “Oyster Crackers”, except there are no oysters in them. I guess you could say that they look sorta like oysters, but he says that they are called that because they are made specifically to put into oyster soup. Humans are very strange.

Regardless of what they are called, those crackers are very tasty, much more tastier than regular crackers because they come in a round, bite sized treat shape. I really like those crackers and I am incredibly peeved that the human man ISN’T SHARING ANY WITH ME! I sit there, first looking very cute, but nothing. I fluff up a bit and put a paw lightly on the arm of his chair. Look at me, I’m so adorable. Nothing. I make the “I want noise” (as soon as the human woman figures out the proper format to use to upload to youtube, which should take her all of a million years, I will show you the “I want noise”) and yet, no crackers. I give up and go claw the human woman, who tells me to go claw the human man, as she is not keeping of the tasty crackers and has no control over them. If she truly loved me, she’d get me some crackers.

Meeshka

13 comments:

Khyra The Siberian Husky said...

How DARE they deny YOU?

Khlaw 'em fur me as well - OUR KHWEEN is NOT to be denied!

Bowing Humbly,

Khyra

The Army of Four said...

I've heard there's no cat in catfish either. How unfair is that?
Luv,
Dave

Kapp pack said...

Hmmm.....it sounds like you need to use the claw a little more forcefully. ANd shame on the human woman for not helping you!

Woo woo, Kelsey Ann

JustMeCopper said...

When I want something like that or am miffed at my people, I snort. Have you tried the snort?

Holly said...

Well, that's just rude!! How dare they keep you from the tasty crackers!

Holly

Roxie, Sammy and Andy said...

What is the world coming to? Meeska is denied oyster crackers? What will happen to the rest of us? This needs to be fixed ... and NOW.

Roxie, Sammy & Andy

Dakota said...

Oh no! You tell that human man to give them up right now!!!!

I've had them before, and while they are not oysters (also a tasty little treat!) they are quite the light little between feeding snack.

bandit said...

those look like the ones mom makes, we knocked into her once and she dropped the bowl, Boy were those good.

cyber-sibes said...

We're so very sorry to hear that your human's don't love you enough to give you oyster crackers. Our humans must really love us, cause we do get oyster crackers. If you'd like to run away & come here, you'll get some too. Oyster crackers are quite tasty.

Woos,
Star & Jack

The Brat Pack said...

If she really loved you she'd take them from the human man and give them to you.

Bear

Bama said...

Bandit had the same thought we did, kind of...there are enough of you, when the human man gets a bowl of the tasty crackers, one of you needs to lay behind him, and another stand directly at his feet. When he's forced to back up from the one in front, he'll fall over the one behind, and presto! The crackers will be YOURS! We've become pretty good at this trick and most of the time it works on our humom.
Kisses,
Bama & the RHP

cyber-sibes said...

Woos again, Meeshka,
Go read our blog - we've given you the E for Excellent award, cause your blog is the most excellent of all!)

Koda said...

Wow.. mom said she used to eat those when she was a kid, but hasn't seen any in years. Maybe she will find some and buy them for us.