Monday, September 01, 2008

post 14

oh my GAWD the human woman is totally trashed, I have no idea if she’s even transcribing what I’m telling her to post.

Its all Uncle Jack’s fault, he made these things called chocolate martinis, but they aren’t really martinits its like chocolate milk and she was guzzling them down while they grilled out on the deck, ok, so we got to lay on the deck with them, but she’s singing Flock of Seagulls “And I ran” and even tried to make her hair look like that freaky dude on the video and its a shock that she didn’t flash the DirecTV dude that was on the roof, but I think she may have as he actually dropped the dish that he was replacing and it fell off the roof and scared all of us because we thought HE fell off the roof, but apparently it was just the dish thing, which he put on the house and I’m sure that’s not a good thing to have a half bent dish on the roof, but whatever, and frankly we’re 6 posts behind on our allotted 20 posts a day and now I have to make up for 6 posts tomorrow, which means 26 posts tomorrow just to catch up and oh my dog she’s just trying to thwart my plans to get 100 posts in one week and ok, I just noticed that she’s writing one long sentence as I complain about her lack of work ethic so I’m going to go claw her into bed right now before she makes me look like a bigger fool and oh boy is she going to pay for this one!!!!

Meeshka

11 comments:

Tracey and Huffle said...

My mum nearly spat her cup of tea at the computer for this one! Watch out tomorrow Meeshka, she's going to be REALLY hard to get out of bed.

Huffle Mawson, Honorary Husky and Explorer Cat

edda said...

my mommy is about to do a spit-take from reading this.

Khyra The Siberian Husky said...

Too bad woo khan't enter your own khontest!

Paws khrossed she doesn't sleep wrong tonight!!

H&K,
Khyra

Kapp pack said...

I totally feel your pain! You should have seen my mom about 18 hours into the Day of Blogs....

Kisses, Sky boy

cyber-sibes said...

ha-rooo roo,
We've been gone all day, but wow, this is entertaining! We'll have to make our humom stay up & read all of today's entries while we wait -- our Boy is away at a party & we hope he doesn't drink funny chocolate milk cause he has to drive back here. My dog, but Uncle Jack is a trouble-maker, isn't her?

Woos & a-rooos,
Star & Jack a-roo

Bama said...

hehehe, sorry, I know we shouldn't laugh but did you get a picture of her for your picture contest? You could use it as an example of what you are looking for. Now might also be a very good time to work on Meadows techique for opening the door to the magic cold box.
We're just sayin.....
Kisses,
The RHP

Randi Lyn A. said...

Our huMom sez those Chocolate Martini's are sooooo dangerous but sooooooo good..... get some fluid in her, and some pain killers...

See WOOOO tomorrow!
Kayla and Maebe

River said...

Sleep well, ya'll. Chocolate martinis should help loosen up muscles right?

love & wags,
River

Charlie said...

Woah, Meeshka! Are you really letting the human woman take the night off??

- Charlie

Holly said...

Hey Meeshka, I'm catching up on the day's posts. Sounds like your human has been doing a lot of slacking today. She better lay off the juice, or you won't make it to 100! Not to mention, she'll probably have a migraine, and then she'll be complaining about that too!!


Holly

BenTheRotti said...

Holy Moly Meeshka, the things you have to put up with!!
I suggested to my Mum that she does this 100 post thing to raise money for the kindhearts she adopted me from. Once she had picked herself up from the floor (she passed out at the mere thought of it) I got a resounding No Way!.. I'll work on her, I'm big and great at bullying her so who knows, maybe sometime in the future I could talk her into it.
To be jonest though I wouldn't bet my kibble on it hehehe

Hope your Mum doesn't have too much of a headache this morning!

Ben xxxx