Monday, September 01, 2008

Post 4

I see that the Kapp pack has to deal with an itchy human woman. What's with this whole poison ivy thing? Can't they stay out of the poison ivy? I'd like to point out the added benefits of a drugged up, sleepy human woman to the Kapp pack, but I'm sure they have already discovered the fun that is... goofy drugged up human woman. I expect good tales coming from their exploitation of this.

My human woman is recovered from the itchy poison ivy, moved straight into a cold (with wonderful, bountiful kleenex buffet), then moved straight into a lovely sinus infection (no kleenex involved in that unfortunately) and then developed the most wonderful pimple on her nose. It was so embarrassing that I wouldn't be seen in public with her. She kept trying to hide it with various make ups and creams, but that just made it angrier and larger. I was a bit concerned that it may try to take over her entire face, but apparently its now healing. I'm glad for that, since I was tired of hearing the human man yelling "DON'T PICK AT IT" all the time.

So, see for yourself, was it as horrible as she was making it out to be? You decide (and no, no prizes for deciding, those will come... geez, I have 95 posts to go you pups, don't be so greedy)



Khyra The Siberian Husky said...

Is that a friend of Unkhle Jakhk (yak?)?


Kapp pack said...

Oh yeah, the itchies are the worst but that thing is horrid!

Kisses, Sky boy

Indy said...

Did she name it?

The Brat Pack said...

Yea, it definitely needs a name.