Wednesday, September 17, 2008

Royal Edict

As your queen it is my duty to make a lot of important decisions regarding the world each and every day. I don't think all of you realize just how much responsibility I balance on my incredibly fluffy shoulders each day to ensure the world doesn't tilt crazily on its axis and we fall off. Ok, that's a bit on the way too drama queen side of things, but seriously, I do have to make a lot of decisions in a day... take my average morning for example:

You can now understand my need for many naps throughout the day and evening. I'm utterly exhausted with all of these decisions.

I was called upon to make another big decision the other day. Apparently my human woman is so incompetent that she can't even be trusted to run a simple drawing for prizes. Ben Rotti wrote to tell me that his human person is none other than the infamous Tristan H that won the ultra mega mega grand cool prize. Seems Ben Rotti's human is as inept as my human, as they made no mention of being related to Ben Rotti when they paid their pledge, therefore my human woman included the infamous Tristan H in the drawing even though Ben Rotti won a prize during the actual week of 100, and the rest is history.

The fact that Ben Rotti ratted out his human was (frankly) a refreshing blurt of honesty and integrity. Ben Rotti is a big supporter of Dogs With Blogs and other bloggers, and he thinks I'm beautiful (you aren't so bad yourself with your nekkid glory).

Therefore, it was a no brainer decision that even the Mutatoe could have figured out... the drawing stands, and I hope to see a picture of Ben Rotti with the ultra mega mega cool picture that was donated by the generous Kara and North Wapiti Pretty Sled Dogs.

Now, while that wasn't as good of a drama as pigs in lipstick or failing banks, it has totally exhausted me, so now to decide which air vent to sleep on... eesh, these responsibilities of mine are endless.

Meeshka

14 comments:

Khyra The Siberian Husky said...

Sure -

Taunt me again with MY ROLE MODEL AND HERO

KARA!

Hugz&Khysses,
Khyra
PeeEssWoo: Woo got my fluffy tail's up on your khommand decision!

Thor and Marco Polo and 3 Kats said...

WOO WOO Meeshka

You have so many duties as a Queen. You have so many responsibilies - It just makes me tired - we have to go to a nap!

Thor and Marco Polo

Holly said...

Your job is totally exhausting I can tell!

Good for you for sticking to your drawing prizes. I'm sure Ben Rotti's human will enjoy the picture!!

Holly

BenTheRotti said...

Hi Beautiful..

Gosh, Thank you Meeshka! (and Kara of course!)

My attempt to punish the humans for their blatant stupidity failed then? In order to ensure that they engage their brains before donating in the future I have decided that I will be claiming this wonderful and very special prize for myself, Mum is eyeing the walls as we speak for the most glorious spot to hang it, little does she know that it will be hung where I choose and at MY eye level.. the crippling back pain they shall endure as a result of having to frequently bend down to view it should suffice as a reasonable punishment for their idiocy!
I shall be sure to adorn my blog with pictures of its arrival.. and of the subsequent human punishment!

smooches, licks, love and adoring tailwags,

Ben xxxxx

cyber-sibes said...

Woo yes, publicly humiliating Ben the rotti's humans like this will teach them a thing or two! 4 paws up for Ben's honesty & integrity. Another superior decision on your part, Meeshka.

Wooos & a-roos,
Star & Jack a-roo

Tracey and Huffle said...

Meeshka, if you are getting tired from all this decision making, you are welcome to use my special purple bed to nap in. Purple is the colour of royalty, after all.

Huffle Mawson, Honorary Husky and Explorer Cat

-The Mullin Clan's Mommy- said...

Queen Meeshka,

Woo hafta keep up yur strength & lots of bewooty-sleep, so you can keep on making those Siberian important decisions.

-Yur humble servants, Cosmos & Juneau-

Poppy said...

I am sooo jealous of your air vents! All we have is a scary wall monster and roars and growls and gets all hot and firey. I think I would like air vents way better.

Poppy

The Thundering Herd said...

Queen Meeshka - We respect your great decision making ability and all must decide who gets what sunbeam here to sleep in (well, after Natasha, who always gets the best one). We have left you an award on our blog in an attempt to suck up to you. Love your cartoons!

Randi Lyn A. said...

WAY to go Ben the Rotti, WOO deserve to be honored for your honesty for ratting out your humans. Hope they didn't take it too personally!! Harooooo!!

Kayla and Maebe

Eric said...

Hey Meshka. There you are, looks like you have been kind of busy this week. Didn't know ou were he Queen of the Hoola Hoops, do I bow hwen I come over? I could do a whole lot of shaking with my hips if only I had a Hoola Hoop....

Wags, Eric x

Biloxi and Siber-sibs said...

Woo Woo Woo to you Meeshka!

We humbly bow to you our bea-woo-tiful Queen. Maw says you look like royalty. Keep up the good work on running the kingdom.

Biloxi

Huskee and Hershey said...

Wahahah.. Meeshka, you are one humourous gal!! I love the comic strips.. decisions, decisions...!!

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