Its grub season again. I love grubs. They are tasty. I love digging the ankle breaking holes to get the tasty treats. I love hearing the high pitched keening noise the human woman makes when she comes outside and sees all of the precious grassy grass now ripped to shreds. I love that the fall grub season means that winter will be here soon AND WE BETTER GET SOME SNOW HERE IN MERRYLAND THIS YEAR! I love cold weather. I love putting my cold, wet nose on the human woman in the morning. I love grubs.