A Call to Paws!

This is a HULA alert broadcast! Please stand by for a special announcement from your Queen of the World, the honorable and fluffy Meeshka.

Ahem!

My fellow mammals, I am shocked and saddened by the recent turn of events in our nation and across this earth of ours. I have warned you all of a faction of suicidal terrorist squirrels that were wreaking havoc not only in communities by starting fires or disrupting the power supply, but we also had reports that squirrel factions were disrupting the voting process and causing registered cats and dogs from gathering at polling places and marking their vote for the Turbo/Khyra ticket, thus losing the race to free us all from the leash of oppression.

Just in case you were wondering, this rash of squirrelalution is happening all over the world; shop lifting squirrels, causing accidents, and even more power outages, and evacuations!

Now, while our very safety and livlihoods are threatened, not to mention the squirrels’ annoying capacity to dash just out of our reach and thwart our attempts to stop their civil disobedience, the following picture will demonstrate just how brazen and pompous these squirrels have gotten, and how they feel that they have won over us superior pups and cats! Thanks to Princess Sunshine Meadow (Wiggle Butt clan) for bringing this horror to our attention!

This is a call to paws! All HULA members will continue their activities to overthrow the humans, but we must be diligent and abolish the squirrel population as quickly as possible. This is war! All pups and kitties must sharpen their claws and remove this threat from our world!

Be aware, as spy squirrels have already been captured in Iran and there is proof on that site of terrorist squirrel training going on throughout the world!

Be careful... they may be armed.

Your Queen
Meeshka

Comments

  1. We passed one on the way to T-h-e V-e-t this am but someone had already taken 'khare' of it -

    Thanks fur the khall to khlaw -

    The text message was a furry nice touch too -

    Hugz&Khysses,
    Khyra

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  2. We're on it!
    Play bows,
    Drill SGT Zim

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  3. My claws are sharpened and ready!

    Huffle Mawson, Honorary Husky and Explorer Cat

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  4. My paws, claws, and fangs are at your service. I've perfected a simple technique & dispatched a dozen or so of those rodents myself. I would be happy to teach anypup who is interested.

    Woos,
    Star
    and the Jack a-roo

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  5. My Moomie loves squirrels and wouldn't let me chase one even if I could find one in my neighborhood. Maybe the other dogs around here already won the "war" in these parts?

    Levi

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  6. We're on official "Squirrel Patrol" we even have tags on our collars to prove it!

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  7. WOO WOO Meeshka

    You are so right -it's time for the death sentence for these furry this monsters! They are causing chaotic everywhere!
    Hugs
    Thor and Marco Polo

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  8. Wese on da alert! In fact, wese has some here to round up if we can to em. Problem: 6 ft. high fence. Wese wait till dey parachute into our territory.

    Husky kisses,
    Biloxi

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  9. Thanks for the warning. I sure hope we don't get any of those critters here.

    Slobbers,
    Mango

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  10. The other thing they do is chew off the ends of all the branches on my trees and then drop them in the yard. It makes my Mom nuts. I have 18 in long branches (with leaves attached) all over my yard and Mom has to keep picking them up. My Dad thinks they chew them off to makes nests so they can raise baby squirels. So soon there will be MORE squirrels.

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  11. On Sunday afternoon the human and I witnessed a suicidal squirrel dash across a busy street to avoid a confrontation with me! I have never seen a squirrel cross the street in such a reckless fashion. It launched itself hither and thither across the four lane street. The human had to cover her eyes but I watched every move. I got its number and have registered the culprit in the HULA database. Henceforth that squirrel will have no recourse but to surrender.

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