I'm OK!

Wow pups, that was a close call!

After I posted the call to paws for everypup to take action against the terrorist squirrels, a horrible thing happened to me! For some strange reason the entire right side of my face started to swell up, it was HORRIBLE!

My face was all puffy and I could barely open my eye and it itched and I was horribly inconvenienced and uncomfortable! The human woman and man totally freaked out when they saw me, and that freaked me out because I couldn't see myself until they showed me in a mirror and then I was like "um... that's not good at all!"

So, you would have thought that the humans would have immediately thrown me in my harness and driven me straight to the doctor for treatment. Um... no, of course not. The humans ran to Ikea and bought furniture. Yep, they left me alone with the mutatoes where I could have swollen up like a hippo and they wouldn't have known it, just to buy furniture. Ungrateful I tell you.

I made sure they paid dearly upon their return by acting very pathetic and mopey to get maximum sympathy. They fawned over me the rest of the night, so that was nice, but still no trip to the vet.

This morning I woke up and the swelling was all gone, and I feel much better. The human woman went out and bought me some very tasty sensitive skin foods and a much tastier canned food but she also found some kind of stupid stinky spray that is suppose to help with my itchiness. It smells horrible, not horrible like a good fresh dead thing, but horrible like all pretty flowery junk. I made it very clear that I will not tolerate that stuff.

So, what was it that caused my face to swell up like that? I have a theory...

The human woman thinks its an allergy and maybe I got bitten by a bug, but I think it was those evil squirrels!

Stupid squirrel voodoo dolls!!!!

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  1. So furry glad that the Queen is doing better - we were all worried about woo.

    Woos and wags, the OP Pack

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  2. YES!

    No doubt THEY are behind the attakhk -

    I think it was some kind of attempted khoup d'khrown -

    SOOO furry glad and relieved woo are bakhk to 'normal'

    Hugz&Khysses,
    Khyra

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  3. hmm we seem to remember a case where a ukranian politician was posioned and his face kind of looked like that...so probably the squirrels injected you with something. full alert from here on out! we're glad you are feeling better, tho!

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  4. Oh thank goodness you're okay. I was worried that I'd have to come over and claw the human woman for you while you recovered!

    Squirrels are Bad.

    Huffle Mawson, Honorary Husky and Explorer Cat

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  5. We're so glad you're OK. We're on the lookout for evil squirrels. Especially any with voodoo dolls.
    Play bows,
    Zim

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  6. Woo Woo Meeshka,
    Doze squirrels be sneaky. Maybe dey put sumthin' in your food. Be very very careful. Do you have a tastetester? All queens should.

    Husky kisses,
    Biloxi

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  7. WOO WOO Meeshka

    Poor Meeshka, How awful! We hope your face is all back to normal and kill the evil squirrels!

    Hugs
    Thor and Marco Polo

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  8. Maybe you need to trade up in the human department if they totally abandon you when your face is swelled up like some sort of mutant. I mean, your head might have slpoded or something.

    THose squirrels are really scaring me.

    Slobbers,
    Mango

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  9. Anonymous7:18 PM

    Maybe it was a squirrel that caused my face to swelt up and for my tummy to stop working??? Doodles is sorry your hoomans were less then interested in your illness, my hoomans took good care of me, like hoomans should. Feel better Queen Meeshka!

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  10. Your humans so deserve to be clawed. How could they even function while woo were in such distress? Glad woo are feeling better. We think your squirrel theory is khorrect, the squirrels must have gotten wind of your plan...we'll make them pay for this!

    Woos & a-roos,
    Star & Jack a-roo

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  11. See I told you they were up to no good!

    Kisses, KSB

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