Friday, December 26, 2008

Brilliant!

Finally the humans are thinking right!

For years they've gone around slathered in musk, which (if you didn't know) is from a gland in the Musk Ox that is situated between its stomach and genitals. I mean, come on, the humans complain about squeezing our anal glands when they should be rejoicing in the free "scent" they've been paying a gazillion bucks to wear and attract females. Seriously, I don't know who the marketing genius for Musk Ox is, but anyone that can convince a human to buy a scent that only attracts a female musk ox is brilliant. I'm guessing this marketing genius is the same human that came up with "Flame".

Yes, Burger King has released the "scent" of a flamed broiled Whopper, because hey, all of those fast food workers are so irresistible to the opposite sex that they have very little private time off of their shift to do anything but do the "cha-cha". Nothing says "oodles of money" like someone that smells like a hamburger. Its the smell of success. Its the smell of the new sexy, I mean, come on, one look at this video and you know you humans want to run out and buy a vat of the stuff, there's nothing totally creepy about this at all:

Come one, even I'm weirded out by this thing!

But hey, whatever! I'm all for it actually. Its much better to smell than those frou frou perfumey icky things that get sprayed, rubbed, slathered, and moussed onto a human. The only "good" I see coming from this is:
I'm holding out for the livergreat spray!

Meeshka

11 comments:

Khyra The Siberian Husky said...

I prefer the smell of eau du khandy!

I mean, my doggy nanny had to reorder a few gifts thanks to my furry efficient snooter!

Hugz&Khysses,
Khyra

Angus Mhor said...

EEEEWWWwwww, that's just gross! This clearly demonstrates the vast gulf between us and THEM! They are so weird!

Ozzie the OZmonster said...

Sounds like just another reason for me to get yelled at for biting someones hands.

Tasty

Oz

Mason Dixie said...

Thanks for adding me to your amusing blogs. Have a Happy Holiday season.

Tracey and Huffle said...

I was thinking that maybe this "flame" could be marketed to dogs hoping to find a mate... maybe Sammy needs some when he finally gets to Frankie woo?

Huffle Mawson, Honorary Husky and Explorer Cat

Guinness & Shiloh's Family said...

humans are just plain crazy. that burger king commercial is just plain creepy

Cyber-sibes said...

We're baffled by this one. Actually, so is our humom.

Woos & a-roos,
Star & Jack a-roo

Lorenza said...

Weird!
Kisses and hugs
Lorenza

Sooky said...

That just goes to show that humans will do anything to make a buck

Thor and Marco Polo and 3 Kats said...

WOO WOO Meeshka

That is totally gross!

Hugs
Thor and Marco Polo

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