Saturday, January 10, 2009

Thank you, and miscellaneous other things

Thank you one and all for the wonderful birthday greetings. As Copper mentioned, I am indeed 8 years young, as fluffy as ever.

For my birthday I received a wonderful new palatial crate with fleecy sleeping mat so I am no longer cramped with my fluff hanging out of the sides. I can sprawl in queenly comfort and nosh on my kong bone treats in style. Of course, the Mutatoe also got a palatial crate because his ample ass was hanging out of his crate, and Sam got one weeks ago, so I hardly think that my birthday present was unique to my birthday, and that irks me to some extent, but hey, its something.

I have also been remiss in accepted awards and sundry other bribes bestowed upon me, therefore as your Queen, I am now declaring that if I see a nice award on somepuppy's blog... I'll just take it. I am a husky and what is mine is mine, and therefore if I want it, I'll just take it, rip it to shreds, perhaps eat it, poop it out later, and then roll in it. I am husky!

Speaking of "better late than never", Skyboy has found that he is of Kingly heritage, or at least his human man is, and he has created his own royal court and has declared me as Queen. I must say that Skyboy knows how to suck up, and might even be afraid of the claw, but I am honored at this declaration and have placed the King Skyboy's Royal Court thing among some of the proudest achievements on my blog. You can't have it unless he declares you a part of his royal kingdom, so don't even think about stealing that!

I must say that having kingly roots is very cool. I've been able to trace back the humans' roots somewhat and have found the following:

Grandma human woman has no clue who her real father is, therefore we're pretty convinced that human woman hails from dysfunctional half wits until someone can prove differently. The late Grandpa human woman man's father ran away from home, changed his name, lied about his age to get into the Navy, and therefore we're pretty sure that this line also came from gypsies or con artists with a patriotic binge.

Grandpa Human man's family were carny folk (little hands, smell like cabbage), and the history shows that they all died under strange circumstances such as horse stealing, or shingles (which turns out to be a kind of torture where the accused is cut into thin slices and used as roofing materials). Grandma Human man's family is somewhat of a mystery and is believed to have been planted by aliens in the early 1800's.

Ok, I think I've caught up on the weekly happenings, so I'm off to nap on a vent.

Meeshka

12 comments:

Khyra The Siberian Husky said...

So, they are related to Prince Chukhk?

Khongrats on the pawesome honour MY KHWEEN THE MEESHKA...

And the furry nice birthday pressies...I think it was just one giant khoincidence they got the same things soooo recently!

Has for KSB being a sukhk up...nah! He doesn't need to - he khould probably slam your ample fluffy butt to the ground if he wanted!

Hugz&Khysses,
Khyra
PeeEssWoo: I'm snickhering fur my verifikhation word is BUNKERS...if only I had an O!

Cyber-sibes said...

Hail Queen Meeshka,
I'm honored to be knighted by KSB and granted all the lands along the entire New England coast. Pretty cool, huh?
I dare say my geneology has been tracked far better than that of my humans. All they know for sure is "you can't get there from here", largely due to the French Canadians crossing into Maine.

A-roos,
Sir Jack

Painter Pack said...

Such a furry nice birthday present! Of course, you deserved a lot more, but I guess it is better than nothing! Maybe as Queen, you can declare your BD a national holiday and make everyone bring woo pressies!!!

Mya Boo Boo

Shmoo said...

Ample fluffy butt? Excuse me failed VP candidate with absolutely no snow?

Mason Dixie said...

I am sure when your mum bought all of them she had you in mind and the others were just an after thought.

Tracey and Huffle said...

Who cares if the Mutatoe and Sammy got new crates? YOU got one that is palatial and befitting a queen. That's all that matters.

There is no-one of royal heritage in Australia so I'm hoping King Sky Boy will bestow an honorary title on me.

Huffle Mawson, Honorary Husky and Explorer Cat

JustMeCopper said...

Meeshka, I am sure that if your queenship goes through, dogs wil be allowed to clean up all of the spilled dog food on their kitchen floors. No, they will be able to drive cars so they can go to stores and restaurants whenever they want! Then they can take their people occassionally, if they want to.

My Mom is glad the lady told her about the aggressive dog that bites children. She was just sad for Dakota. He was a rescue from a puppy mill and did not like people or other dogs (she said) and my Mom just thought it was all so sad, especially when we have room for another dog. Mom knows we need just the right one though.

Mango said...

Can't wait to see you in your new queenly castle with all your fluffitude.

Slobbers,
Mango

Ozzie the OZmonster said...

Congrats on a good birthday and award!

This whole ancestry thing is really confusing! I know that I live with John and Kelly but they look different from me. Does that mean that they came from aliens, too? Just between you and me, I don't think that they are sibes. . .They aren't furry enough.

Ozzie

Thor and Marco Polo and 3 Kats said...

WOO WOO Meeshka

At least you got a nice new bed!!! And you are the Queen! We hope your enjoyed your nappy!

Hugs
Thor and Marco Polo

The OP Pack said...

Between the post and the above comments, we got our entertainment for the year!!! Still chuckling bigtime.

Woos, the OP Pack

DogsDeserveFreedom said...

thats a cute picture

DogsDeserveFreedom