Try to make him go to rehab, I say Woo, Woo, Woo

Yes, its happened again. We thought he was cured after his last stint in rehab, but apparently he's had a relapse. He hid it well, the Human Woman doesn't know how long he's been hiding it, but she suspected something was up when she kept finding socks with no matching pair when she did laundry.

Yesterday she found one sock behind a door, another hidden in a corner, then she caught him red handed with one in his mouth as he was trying to slink out of the bathroom.

As of today, Loki is back at the Betty Ford clinic for cushy hoarders. He should be back after a few weeks, and this time we hope it takes, but the humans still can't find a few socks, so I think he's got them hidden for later.






In case you were wondering, the Human Woman is now complaining about a pimple on her face. She thinks nobody can see it, but here's my artist's rendition of it, judge for yourself.

Comments

  1. I've heard the clinic can do wonders!! Woo Woo!!

    Mya Boo Boo

    ReplyDelete
  2. Here's hoping for a fast and long lasting recovery.

    Tail wags, the OP Pack

    ReplyDelete
  3. It only seems proper that a rain man type would end up with a hoarder...

    As for the zit that ate Merryland, I'll start khovering my things with plastikh...

    Hugz&Khysses,
    Khyra

    ReplyDelete
  4. I myslef prefer panties over socks and I refuse to go into rehab.

    ReplyDelete
  5. I'm wooing so hard I just peed my fur...

    Ozzie

    ReplyDelete
  6. My Mommy thinks I might need to go to that clinic! But she can't make me! Whoa what a zit!
    Hugs & Snugs
    Eduardo the Snuggle Puggle

    ReplyDelete
  7. Sorry you got nailed - food is my thang and when I can get away with it, I jump up, paws on the counter, and steal the cat's food. When I get caught, boy, I run into majorly big trouble and by the way, that zit's majorly large too.
    Licks,
    Sammie

    ReplyDelete
  8. Poor Loki. Kodiak is our klepto and he a very poor thief. He tries to walk around with things hidden in his mouth and he always gets caught.

    ReplyDelete
  9. Did you stage an intervention? Do you think rehab will work?

    Huffle Mawson

    ReplyDelete
  10. Its hard to hide socks. I tried hiding one in my tummy once, but it came out and momma found it.

    Slobbers,
    Mango

    ReplyDelete
  11. Best of luck to Loki, cushy hoarding is a tough addiction to break.

    Ha-roo! Hi there, little pimple-guy! Why would she want to get rid of such a cute little zit? Can't be any worse than one of those nose-piercing studs that look like a big ol' wart.

    woos & a-roos,
    Star & Jack a-roo

    ReplyDelete
  12. Tsk Tsk Tsk......a repeat offender. Meeshka, you didn't plant those socks did woo???
    ECHO

    ReplyDelete
  13. Anonymous5:01 PM

    Tia is a sock hoarder!
    Hugs,
    Sitka

    ReplyDelete
  14. Woo Woo and Harooooo!
    Could my maw has dat address for da clinic. I think we need to send Nikita der too. He steals lots of stuff too.

    Husky kisses,
    Biloxi

    ReplyDelete
  15. Your Mom's pimple looks like Tanner's most recent Doofus Dot...is she showing any other Doofusy symptoms???

    ReplyDelete

Post a Comment