Sunday, March 08, 2009

Food Preparation

If your house is like my house (I'm guessing its probably less hairy, dirty, and smells better because my human woman is lazy), then you eat before the humans.

Yes, I've read and heard all of those dog "trainer" types that think that humans should eat before dogs because that shows us dogs who is boss and that humans are more intelligent than we are. Regardless of when they feed us, have they not yet figured out that we lay around and do nothing while they wait on us hand and foot... yeah, who is the more intelligent species?

Anyhoo, I digress... in my house we eat first (damn straight), and then the human woman fixes the human food, which always requires cooking and stirring and ingredients that only sometimes come out of a can, and actual cooking on the stove.

Once again, this is where we use our canine skills of logic and reasoning to determine that if we are sprawled into a big fluffy obstacle course, the chances of food spilling are greater. The chances of human woman dumping boiling pot of water on herself, dancing wildly and making a high pitched hooting noise are also great, so there you have dinner and entertainment.

Below is a demonstration of the proper sprawl technique for a human cooking obstacle course. Study it. Learn it... do it and you shall be rewarded.


DogzRock! said...

That is hilarious any dumb Human being would trip over that!!!
You guys are great,Thanx for following my blog.
I will follow yours!!!
Love Travis

Khyra The Siberian Husky said...

Well, we know it doesn't take much to get The Human Woman rattled SO woo three are sure winners of some yummy stuff AND a floor show too!


Mason Dixie said...

Too funny. I too am in the kitchen when mom is doing something, having her trip over me is so much fun. When mom decides to eat at home we usually eat at same time. =)

Biloxi and Siber-sibs said...

Dat is furry unique positions. We jest circles around our Maw like a chuckwagon and don't let her out until she gives us sumptin.
Jest be furry careful she don't spill sumptin' hot on woo!

Husky kisses,

GoldenSamantha said...

That is hysterical, my doggie pals! Say, I only get two meals a day, but wouldn't you think I should get 14 a day in dog-time?
Love and Licks,
xo Sammie

The Thundering Herd said...

For some reason, we are all kicked outside during human food preparation time. Not sure why that would be.

Painter Pack said...


Holly said...

That's why we visit your blog. You are the Queen, and we do as told cuz you KNOW how to work these humans!


Cyber-sibes said...

We'll adapt the technique for a two-dog floor obstacle course. We think it will still work. Actually Jack is pretty good at getting underfoot even when he's the ONLY one in the kitchen.

Woos & a-roos,
Star & Jack a-roo

Randi Lyn A. said...

WOO Meeshka. We need some more paws around here to pull that off. But we will do our best!

WOOOO woo rar rar rar,
Kayla and Maebe

Sophie Brador said...

My mom eats so much later than me that who can tell who is eating first and who is eating second? I would love to master that sprawl, but I would need two other dogs to make it work. Do you think I could use stuffies as stand-ins?


Anonymous said...

Your lucky! our mom doesn't allow us in the kitchen. She banishes to the basement until after dinner. But we do get the leftovers.


Allison (Dog Mom) said...

Yup! We eet before arr hoomans, too! Dey iz soo trained.

Gus and Waldo

Charlie said...

Those trainers who think dogs should eat last have never had to clean up the drool.
- a

Tracey and Huffle said...

Dinner theatre! Just what we've always wanted.

Huffle Mawson

Queen Meeshka, the photo of you in the snow looks very regal.