Tuesday, March 31, 2009

Shhhh

The human woman is trying to quit smoking again. Had I known that I wouldn’t have clawed her earlier, which is why she’s wearing two neon bright smiley face bandaids on her arm (because that’s all they had) and now she’s glaring at me with her new hairdo.

I’ll post a picture of the new hairdo as soon as she stops keening, rocking back and forth and muttering something about Commit tastes like ass. Seriously, I really have no idea what she’s talking about this time, but her breath does smell a bit like the Mutatoe’s butt.

Meeshka

5 comments:

Princess Eva and Brice said...

Our Momma and dad are quitting too! It was either pay the new tax to continue their addiction or keep what is left of our treat budget to maintain our pitiful 1 or 2 dozen treats a day habit. You do not want be around Brice if he has to detox from treats!

Princess Eva

Khyra The Siberian Husky And Sometimes Her Mom said...

Are woo sure she's not setting us up fur a big April Fool's joke?

Hugz&Khysses,
Khyra

Tracey and Huffle said...

My dad gave up smoking about three years ago. He feels better but he got a bit soft around the middle. Good for landing when you jump on him though.

Huffle Mawson

Penny, Poppy & Patches said...

Our mom feels really sorry for your mom! She bought a carton, the other day and paid $55.39 and that was BEFORE the tax went up again at midnight, last night! She's thinking seriously about quitting, but she can't chew gum and she's afraid of the patch. That leaves Commit and now that you've told us how bad it tastes...well, we don't know WHAT she's gonna do! She tried Chantix and almost ended up in the emergency room! Good luck to your mom, Meeshka!

Aire-hugs,
Poppy, Penny & Patches

Joe Stains said...

omdog GOOD LUCK!!