Sunday, October 11, 2009

My World Update

Well every pup (hamsterrier, Huffle and others), its been rough around here lately, what with the $15,000 pup recovery going on. I swear, he milks it with his pathetic whining, and his "oh I can't possibly get off this cushy aerobed can you just hand feed me while I lounge" and his "I need to go out so stop the others from grub digging so I can go pee once then ask to come back inside". He's doing a very good job at annoying the humans, who simply do whatever he wants because he's "recovering".

Just the other day he was actually using the bad knee to walk around, but the humans noticed it and said what great progress he's making... so being the shrewd husky that he is, Sam realized that if he was recovered, his private room, private tv, private crate space and the cushy aerobed would go away, so he immediately started limping more, whining, and had a bit of diarrhea. Way to milk it Sam, I'm proud of you.

Unfortunately that means that the Mutatoe and I must suffer with the human man upstairs when they come home from work and only have time to drive the human woman insane when she comes up to sleep with us. We successfully stopped the Sam sleeping schedule (human man one night, human woman the next) because the human man doesn't tolerate us well. He was not amused when we made him take us out after we got our bed-bed treats. Then we woke him up at midnight and refused to come back inside, then we refused to go into the bedroom, then after he layed down and drifted off to sleep, we started all over again. It was determined that he would spend the entire recovery downstairs with SBHKS (Spineless Bionic Hip, Knee Sam). Now we are free to stomp and claw on the human woman all night and boy does she deserve it.

One nice thing about the recovery is that Mutatoe and I get free access to the deck. The deck is fun to lounge on, fun to run up and down the stairs, and fun to stand in the yard while the human woman tells us to come in, and we pretend we don't hear her, which forces her to walk down the stairs, tip toe through the yard poo only to have us run right by her and up the stairs... we love doing that.

Here is a picture of me posing on the stairs after luring the human woman into the yard... as soon as we figure out how to slam the kitchen door and lock her out, we're so doing that.

Meeshka

11 comments:

Khyra The Siberian Husky And Sometimes Her Mom said...

I'm sure The Herd's Royal Leader might have suggestions fur woo!

Hugz&Khysses,
Khyra

Cyber-sibes said...

Having free access to the deck and your human woman to stomp on all night sounds good, but I think your humans need to throw in a couple steaks for you and the mutatoe to make up for all the "special attention" Sam is getting. Will he also get to go to back to the pool-spa for rehab once he's up & around?

a-roos to yous,
Jack a-roo

The Thundering Herd said...

Chuckling. The Herd's Royal Leader already had an answer before noticing that Khyra suggested it. Our humans actually have a key out on the "dog porch" because we apparently successfully locked the door on them one night. It was about 12 degrees and snowing and our hu-dad was wearing sweatpants, a t-shirt, and cute house shoes at the time - no jacket. He found our lounging on the couch while he banged on the door most amusing.

Mango said...

Oh yes, when things get complicated around the house it is time to pull out all your moves to get extra time outside or in the sleepy room. Very well done.

Slobbers,
Mango

Ozzie the OZmonster & Zowie said...

We are proud of bionic Sam. Paws crossed for a quiet recovery with lots of hu-man attention and cushy bed time. Keep the hu-mom walking through the poop. We think it builds character scraping the poop off of the shoes-teehee! I still need to learn how to close and lock the door. Got the opening part down pretty well.

Ozz and Zoe

The Army of Four said...

Glad to hear Sammy's on the mend - all the while milking it!
Our great brother Booter locked Mom out of the house once - and Dad out another time. Dad had to call the MPs to come let him in. Ha roo roo roo - now THAT was funny.
Looking fluffy!
Tail wags,
Storms

Huffle Mawson said...

I'd be hiding that photo from the human woman, your toe fluff is looking a little obvious. But you look good!

Sparky said...

Meeshka!

I'm glad Sammy's recovering, though it sounds like he certainly knows how to put on a good show to soak up all that attention!

Good luck learning to lock the human out of the house. You look absolutely beautiful on those stairs!

I hope you had a GRRRReat weekend,

Sparky

Holly and Khady said...

I think Sam has been studying you for quite a few years. He's learned a lot it seems!

Good luck on the door slamming thing!

Holly

Penny, Poppy & Patches said...

We sure hope Sam is feeling better by now! We do that same trick with our peeps...the making her come all the way down to the yard and then running past her to get into the house. We laugh! SHE doesn't!

Aire-hugs,
Poppy, Penny & Patches

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