Yeah, Yeah, I know, its been a while since I've blogged. I've had plenty of ideas to share with all of my many fans, but you know what I have to deal with.
Every time I've clawed her to let her know its my turn on the computer, or the iPhone, or the iPad, she just pushes me away, or bribes me with a cookie. I don't tolerate the pushing, but I'll take a cookie any time. Frankly it got to the point where I was bugging her to blog just to get a bunch of cookies and I was so full from getting so many cookies that I didn't feel like blogging anymore. Hmmm, perhaps the human woman isn't as stupid as I thought.
Anyhoo, the latest greatest brilliant idea she's had was to get me a cooling bed. Its something called the Canine Cooler. Its some handy dandy squishy bed that's suppose to keep my nice and cool in the house. Um, that's why air vents were put in floors, but hey, whatever.
The only problem with this thing is that at first it smelled really bad... like new plastic. Overwhelmingly icky new plastic. The human woman tried a few things to make the smell go away, like spray Febreze on it, but that just made it smell like plastic flowers. Then she tried covering it up, but that defeated the whole cooling soothing purpose, so then she decided that the only thing she could do was to rub the Mutatoe all over it. That took out some of the stink, but then it smelled like Mutatoe and who wants to lay on that?
It also feels strange, its all squishy and weird feeling under my feet, so I wasn't too crazy about it. At first I just put my delicate little front feety feet on it, and yes, it was cool and soothing. Then I lay my head on it, but that's where I draw the line! I'm not going any further.
The human woman tried several ways to entice me on the thing:
1.) pushing me onto it. I merely walked over it and jumped on the bed.
2.) pulling me onto it. I merely knocked over the human woman and jumped on the bed.
3.) telling me that I wasn't allowed on it. While a brilliant stroke of reverse psychology, I didn't fall for it.
4.) Telling me that if I didn't like it, I'd give it to the Mutatoe. Mutatoe laughed and said he didn't even want it.