- What's mine is mine
- What yours is also mine
- If you refuse to give me what it is yours, I will take it
- Taking things typically involves shedding your blood, so its just easier to hand it to me and don't make me ask for it.
Before I could officially ask him for it, the human woman came outside, saw us in conference, yelled at us, grabbed a plastic bag, and started her run out to us. Typically this ends with the Mutatoe spewing the tasty, dead thing out for the human woman (because he's such a suck up mamby pamby momma's boy), and the tasty dead thing gets tossed over the fence.
I didn't know whether to be proud or angry when he chewed and swallowed it. On one hand, there's the defiance of not kowtowing to the human woman and relinquishing the delicacy... but then there's this whole "I didn't get mine" thing. It looked pretty tasty too. Just to be on the safe side, I threw him to the ground and stomped on him, just so he's clear that the procedure should have been: ptooey dead thing toward me so that I can snatch it up and swallow it.