Saturday, September 11, 2010
New From MeeshCO!
I find that humans are so gullible that they are most likely breaking limbs getting to their phones to order a zillion of these things when all they really have to do is tell people that annoy them to shut up (as we pups have all learned from Master Tubey, high priest of dispelling stupidity), thus dispelling all negative energy from their lives, along with stocking up on tasty ice cream.
So, now that I've just taught you humans how to dispel negative energy, wouldn't you rather spend your money on something that will make you irresistible and loved? Wouldn't you rather have people greet you with open arms and invite you to places? Wouldn't you rather be the life of the party? Screw negative energy and balance, you want to have everyone to love you!
A must have for people with no social skills or friends, put on the iPopular and feel the love as people point at you in awe and respect.
Be warned, your popularity from the moment you put the iPopular will grow so quickly that it could be a bit overwhelming, so until you are use to its powerful ability to draw friends to you, you'll want to wear some sensible shoes.
iPopular, exclusively from MeeshCO, where quality is... quality.