Saturday, September 11, 2010

New From MeeshCO!

You may have seen those bracelets on tv that claim to dispel negative energy and bring stability to your life!   Frankly the human woman does that whenever she eats egg salad sandwiches... oh wait, that's distributes negative odors and brings instability to the household, well, whatever, you know what I mean.

I find that humans are so gullible that they are most likely breaking limbs getting to their phones to order a zillion of these things when all they really have to do is tell people that annoy them to shut up (as we pups have all learned from Master Tubey, high priest of dispelling stupidity), thus dispelling all negative energy from their lives, along with stocking up on tasty ice cream.

So, now that I've just taught you humans how to dispel negative energy, wouldn't you rather spend your money on something that will make you irresistible and loved?  Wouldn't you rather have people greet you with open arms and invite you to places?  Wouldn't you rather be the life of the party?  Screw negative energy and balance, you want to have everyone to love you!

Introducing: iPopular!
Made from only the finest Gallus gallus domesticus materials, and secured around your neck with fine silken-like but not really silk materials, the iPopular will guarantee that you are the MOST popular person at any function you attend.  Even standing in line to pick up your stupid dry cleaning, people will talk about you and want to be around you... they'll probably even take pictures of you, because who can resist the fine craftmanship of the iPopular and the stunning person wearing it.

A must have for people with no social skills or friends, put on the iPopular and feel the love as people point at you in awe and respect.

Be warned, your popularity from the moment you put the iPopular will grow so quickly that it could be a bit overwhelming, so until you are use to its powerful ability to draw friends to you, you'll want to wear some sensible shoes.

Be the first one on your block to own the iPopular, yours for only the low low price of $19.95 plus shipping and handling.  If you call now, we'll give you TWO iPopulars, one for yourself and another for friend so you can share the love.


iPopular, exclusively from MeeshCO, where quality is... quality.

Meeshka

5 comments:

Cyber-sibes said...

Brilliant! As soon as we get our paws on ma's plastic, we're placing our order!

jack a-roo & miss moo

PS - Meeshka, if tje gallus gallu sparts run out, I can send a steady supply of *Scalopus aquaticus- Aquidneckius Islandius frm Jack a-rooters!

*Eastern moles from Aquidneck Island

FiveSibesMom said...

LOVE it!!!! These are going to go global, and the Sibes know!!!

Huffle Mawson said...

You may have just launched a global phenomenon here Meeshka.

Mango said...

I'll take a dozen! Wonder if they would help momma be more popular at work.

Slobbers,
Mango

Holly and Khady said...

I can certainly think of a few politicians who need that.

Ok, maybe MORE than a few!

As always, you are brilliant Meeshka!

Holly