Sunday, October 03, 2010

The Working Breed

As most of you know, the Siberian Husky (of which I am one) is a "working breed".  Our job is to pull sleds, but... seriously?  Humans have cars, why should I pull a freakin sled?

I've re-invented the breed to include jobs such as:
  • Snoopervision
  • Staring
  • Clawing
  • Stomping
  • Wooing
  • Asking to go in, go out, go in, go out, go in, go out
 These are much easier and more fulfilling jobs than pulling a silly sled.

As far as the ample assed Mutatoe (and I feel that I need to provide a pronunciation guide for this, as I've been told it isn't very clear:  Moootahtoe), since his release from the Betty Ford Clinic for Cushy Hoarding, he isn't allow near soft things (clothes, socks, my down fluffiness) for fear that he will relapse and begin piling these items into a big pile and laying on it again. 

Therefore, the human woman does allow him to assist in the sorting of dirty clothes prior to being thrown into the loud stinky machine (aka: washer), where they go from stinky goodness, to smelling like a fake flower or stuffed bear that speaks and needs to be shredded (aka: corporate sellout bear).

As with most working dogs, Mutatoe has his very own method for sorting clothes, and here is a fine example of his work.

- Meeshka -


Huffle Mawson said...

Um, maybe he's just trying to... no, forget it, I have no idea.

Anonymous said...

What a 'tard.

Steve said...

Tell the Human Woman that if she wants to videotape the Mutatoe, to please stand at the other side of the room so we don't have to look at his ample a$$. Thank you, thank you.

The Thundering Herd said...

The logic is scary. Dogs like to roll in stinky things like dead animals. So . . .

Holly and Khady said...

Hmmmm. I got nothin'.....


FiveSibesMom said...

Love the post! As for the new jobs - staring and wooing are skills my Sibes do excellently! I thought Mutatoe was doing a fine job on the laundry, giving each piece his full attention. We have some laundry companions over here he could go into business with!