The Human Woman is selfish and greedy.
She knows how much I love bananas, and yet the other day she tried to sneak a banana without sharing it with me.
She must have masked the noise of peeling the banana somehow, probably by running the water from the faucet, otherwise I would have heard it, but I detected the distinct odor of banana on her breath the moment she leaned down to pet me, no doubt out of guilt for eating a banana without sharing it with me.
When will she learn that our keen senses will betray her guilt to us each and every time. Sometimes I think that humans are just beyond training, they just can't seem to learn anything.
The next thing you know she'll be hiding somewhere in the house to satisfy her selfishness... but we will find her
Yes... we will always find her.