The other day, as usual, we were hanging out (napping) in our crates waiting for the Human Woman to come home and feed us lunch.
Spineless Bionic Hip/Knee Sam decided he wanted to sleep on his cushy Serta Perfect Sleeper dog bed.
He really wanted to nap there.
He had enough, he planned his escape, which consisted of pushing open his crate's side door that hadn't been properly latched.
I would like to file a formal complaint in that the Mutatoe and my crates are boxed in and we can't use our emergency side escape hatches.
He then walked around and gloated about his newfound freedom before plooping his creaky butt down on his big cushy dog bed, flaunting his comfort.
This is how the Human Woman found him.