tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-145750742024-03-13T06:06:26.528-04:00Meeshka's WorldShmoohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01290170566232915521noreply@blogger.comBlogger1278125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14575074.post-60684673124482575992024-01-28T08:10:00.000-05:002024-01-28T08:10:05.766-05:00Merryland is a Stupid State<p> Last week I dreamt of snow... no, I glared outside and demanded that it snowed.</p><p></p><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/a/AVvXsEhyicttOd87WanOa8qiZMbWaReF8XgHBpcMapqG4EaDYekUjTf1ixZymtdg0EU73oSv-si1SKPAkWA79U3S7oQxZPRaW1YDTa-CNOJXHF3iHwhXs5o1pCM0pisQ_1_j7s7T2PWCsCGdbKNNJB3JVZETiVMYnvuF2ZphnHGmMhAciOxWGzmPDim1BQ" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img alt="" data-original-height="1024" data-original-width="768" height="640" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/a/AVvXsEhyicttOd87WanOa8qiZMbWaReF8XgHBpcMapqG4EaDYekUjTf1ixZymtdg0EU73oSv-si1SKPAkWA79U3S7oQxZPRaW1YDTa-CNOJXHF3iHwhXs5o1pCM0pisQ_1_j7s7T2PWCsCGdbKNNJB3JVZETiVMYnvuF2ZphnHGmMhAciOxWGzmPDim1BQ=w480-h640" width="480" /></a></div><br />I got snow for my birthday celebration<p></p><p><table align="center" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" class="tr-caption-container" style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;"><tbody><tr><td style="text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/a/AVvXsEhkhOGuDUtAej6Xt5lNIm6YtFyD2V1LcY-1oaYvD0shSX563YJofPpKsbFORwrjtgZV1BUGons0L6sSN422s8GNvCz_N9dJ4NADR8zzdKlUu7Luu-VyNM6ctejrMoO-arNwVb-UJ5ush-AMyShoha_lz3yGmSAmd24qD5mZwui9eaO4jNOwRMzE2w" style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;"><img alt="" data-original-height="768" data-original-width="1024" height="480" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/a/AVvXsEhkhOGuDUtAej6Xt5lNIm6YtFyD2V1LcY-1oaYvD0shSX563YJofPpKsbFORwrjtgZV1BUGons0L6sSN422s8GNvCz_N9dJ4NADR8zzdKlUu7Luu-VyNM6ctejrMoO-arNwVb-UJ5ush-AMyShoha_lz3yGmSAmd24qD5mZwui9eaO4jNOwRMzE2w=w640-h480" width="640" /></a></td></tr><tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;">Now that's what I'm talkin about</td></tr></tbody></table><br />I got to lay on my giant ploop of snow and lick it like my personal snowcone bed</p><p><table align="center" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" class="tr-caption-container" style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;"><tbody><tr><td style="text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/a/AVvXsEj-HJOkxtiokldeWUmFo80FvA-Z6pmlQeT8By2TYU5iK4MXDyxx5_dCGnKMx-ueLshfxr-qPkPBmzK3EGNAXcVQr-45XdO1SPcls_2Gg5cZnn4XtSgAotEMQraj1QWkzf1oqYkW4sXtKpJR3U5Yh5ucsLLBV-sb3W9HX89rp3-H-I9YW40h3Lg5eQ" style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;"><img alt="" data-original-height="1024" data-original-width="768" height="640" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/a/AVvXsEj-HJOkxtiokldeWUmFo80FvA-Z6pmlQeT8By2TYU5iK4MXDyxx5_dCGnKMx-ueLshfxr-qPkPBmzK3EGNAXcVQr-45XdO1SPcls_2Gg5cZnn4XtSgAotEMQraj1QWkzf1oqYkW4sXtKpJR3U5Yh5ucsLLBV-sb3W9HX89rp3-H-I9YW40h3Lg5eQ=w480-h640" width="480" /></a></td></tr><tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;">so tasty<br /><div style="text-align: left;"><br /></div><br /></td></tr></tbody></table>Yesterday is was 70 degrees </p><p><table align="center" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" class="tr-caption-container" style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;"><tbody><tr><td style="text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/a/AVvXsEiU_vGw5ifmV2i0YO3TORS9yvdIBtx4XIdLbN2Xb8dsVgUUcYtBlt5nQC44koQI40twh5SRJocERw1HYN1RodyhqGmG_heLYHhYU9nhRJI7xRB8kyArl0VPv0ecATWso_JsVUPrTH_srPRC55g6ySeT0pyDqB0oB_dDWYXxzA96gUzIpJAkwDbwlA" style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;"><img alt="" data-original-height="1024" data-original-width="768" height="640" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/a/AVvXsEiU_vGw5ifmV2i0YO3TORS9yvdIBtx4XIdLbN2Xb8dsVgUUcYtBlt5nQC44koQI40twh5SRJocERw1HYN1RodyhqGmG_heLYHhYU9nhRJI7xRB8kyArl0VPv0ecATWso_JsVUPrTH_srPRC55g6ySeT0pyDqB0oB_dDWYXxzA96gUzIpJAkwDbwlA=w480-h640" width="480" /></a></td></tr><tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;">Bleeder, can you turn that outdoor thermostat back to snow?</td></tr></tbody></table><br />and now it's 40 degrees and pouring rain.</p><p>I'm so done with this state.</p><p><table align="center" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" class="tr-caption-container" style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;"><tbody><tr><td style="text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/a/AVvXsEjyEN3TxcW1Z4UWe5HSszUUCEIMhnR1ju8bB084Qar-thLtMm37g0qkZpEF6bgA90z_cheJLkC25kQ6fahSIUe162SBcLpfP90day6dbIBTRsbzTi2LAqLeECRiWhJpzC79OZ5bJx-99JWE1rHjUpyCKX_R1SV-bfK34bfo5NcXGiZpLlDtQ35msQ" style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;"><img alt="" data-original-height="1024" data-original-width="768" height="640" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/a/AVvXsEjyEN3TxcW1Z4UWe5HSszUUCEIMhnR1ju8bB084Qar-thLtMm37g0qkZpEF6bgA90z_cheJLkC25kQ6fahSIUe162SBcLpfP90day6dbIBTRsbzTi2LAqLeECRiWhJpzC79OZ5bJx-99JWE1rHjUpyCKX_R1SV-bfK34bfo5NcXGiZpLlDtQ35msQ=w480-h640" width="480" /></a></td></tr><tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;">Why aren't you packing to move to a sane state?</td></tr></tbody></table><br /></p>Shmoohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01290170566232915521noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14575074.post-63386785964599548032024-01-21T08:53:00.002-05:002024-01-21T08:53:34.108-05:00Happy Birthday To Me<p>How ya doin?</p><p> </p><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/a/AVvXsEgLXPEIEePwlKr0drJ_J5SjXPxCNzPo5vcS0jHtGxn2M3jN5Lx3Q8tg-XvD0J8wprsyPxfo598ecLPErmGe8uZXHwvH-77tPdrdgX6D7Poig3KSzp30TyqSLirP8jQeS9W4ZyPnsG1ORcs5jnltfQDv4TArycTo4hSyXLghJTLU3HVX05FcsdeUfw" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img alt="" data-original-height="1024" data-original-width="768" height="640" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/a/AVvXsEgLXPEIEePwlKr0drJ_J5SjXPxCNzPo5vcS0jHtGxn2M3jN5Lx3Q8tg-XvD0J8wprsyPxfo598ecLPErmGe8uZXHwvH-77tPdrdgX6D7Poig3KSzp30TyqSLirP8jQeS9W4ZyPnsG1ORcs5jnltfQDv4TArycTo4hSyXLghJTLU3HVX05FcsdeUfw=w480-h640" width="480" /></a></div><br /><p></p><p>Today I turn 3 years old, that's 21 in human years, so I'd like a beer, and the car keys, please.</p><p>In classic fashion, my birthday gifts won't arrive until tomorrow, but Bleeder did outdo herself with my birthday cake</p><p></p><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/a/AVvXsEiIhploYH-aF-7HXJTx-NapcLAamj-2B3S4hOfobTe9fZWY4fofqk42lyiI7wIZcV4GS8qOkfQuJukdXC-1PpSN1f8jDa0GdhIXY7WRI7b47OEuJexPVaOWIVHYv0GrRaFPPHSn0ezkbSkrZYSiTJ03323168M8MSWtL0oANDNt8ngaFWg1MBkBfw" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img alt="" data-original-height="1414" data-original-width="1742" height="519" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/a/AVvXsEiIhploYH-aF-7HXJTx-NapcLAamj-2B3S4hOfobTe9fZWY4fofqk42lyiI7wIZcV4GS8qOkfQuJukdXC-1PpSN1f8jDa0GdhIXY7WRI7b47OEuJexPVaOWIVHYv0GrRaFPPHSn0ezkbSkrZYSiTJ03323168M8MSWtL0oANDNt8ngaFWg1MBkBfw=w640-h519" width="640" /></a></div>Can't wait to eat... I mean blow out the candles.<p></p><p>Not only did I get snow for my birthday, but it's very tasty snow. I love licking it, and eating the clumps. I'm not crazy about the height, as the snow tickles and freezes my delicate po-po, so I've had to make some changes in my normal poop stance.</p><p>Bleeder also made me a snow "man".</p><p></p><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/a/AVvXsEhibl7aSlXRBZc7Ggi6NqvkQ7pw5riHy5RBxo8BPNXcSvSWU_i9n90UpxckssJOJbtMzh6Hu498kHcBp-JxD9sIUrPk3DShkWcfXUF3I4DY6WEn9QnB9pegNwO--w2_zHpuNsHznA6SCnVZvD14lNfLML5wKUCquaC6ASkMaQ_GfWdhxb9MIlkGCQ" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img alt="" data-original-height="1024" data-original-width="768" height="640" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/a/AVvXsEhibl7aSlXRBZc7Ggi6NqvkQ7pw5riHy5RBxo8BPNXcSvSWU_i9n90UpxckssJOJbtMzh6Hu498kHcBp-JxD9sIUrPk3DShkWcfXUF3I4DY6WEn9QnB9pegNwO--w2_zHpuNsHznA6SCnVZvD14lNfLML5wKUCquaC6ASkMaQ_GfWdhxb9MIlkGCQ=w480-h640" width="480" /></a></div><br />Looks more like the monoliths of Mawphlang Sacred Forest in Meghalaya, India, but whatever. <p></p><p>I wasn't exactly thrilled by it, and also forgot all about it, so the next time I came outside, I sensed an interloper in my yard, went full out front and back end hackle raised and stalked it. Bleeder knocked it down for me.</p><p>My favorite thing to do is lay on the deck and watch all of the birds and squirrels and ignore the annoying squeals of small children hurtling to their doom on slick pieces of plastic down the hilled busy road to doom.</p><p>I like others to share in my pasttime, so I require an escort on the deck. Silly humans have to put on their external furs to join my observations and witting repartee, but since it is my birthday, I asked Toast to put on some special furs befitting my birthday status, as well as my pecking order within the household.</p><p></p><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/a/AVvXsEj0HZcThVclPzf7uVIdzv_gMElBKTHpD_wig22lob_cKY1vwLrR7DilY5WONuQqseuX1hSX6APeru0ov-mVpOEAyfl-3POqrXwiTuttzCAx6g0qk5W95APg8ci9mE355MtpC8B2jd0X1drv8a96raz2c9P_KP1zAMKRFsmTn2iQASZD9MjNc-Me9A" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img alt="" data-original-height="1340" data-original-width="1436" height="598" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/a/AVvXsEj0HZcThVclPzf7uVIdzv_gMElBKTHpD_wig22lob_cKY1vwLrR7DilY5WONuQqseuX1hSX6APeru0ov-mVpOEAyfl-3POqrXwiTuttzCAx6g0qk5W95APg8ci9mE355MtpC8B2jd0X1drv8a96raz2c9P_KP1zAMKRFsmTn2iQASZD9MjNc-Me9A=w640-h598" width="640" /></a></div><br />I have yet to find anything that they aren't willing to do to make me happy... it's a challenge I've accepted with ridiculous demands.<p></p><p></p><ul style="text-align: left;"><li>Throw the ball (for no reason because I won't chase it)</li><li>Take me out (so I can lay on the deck and not pee before bed)</li><li>Wake them up to take me out at 0100 so I can pee because I wouldn't get off the deck (or my favorite, get into bed, get my nightly treat and skritches, then jump off the bed to go pee because I wouldn't get off the deck)</li><li>Wake them up at 0400 every morning to feed me tasty cream cheese (I know there's pills in there) and breakfast.</li><li>Steal the entire bottom half of their bed</li><li>Feed me pancakes on Sunday (I'm currently waiting on Toast to whip up my birthday pancakes, which are different than regular pancake Sundays in that it's not my birthday every Sunday.... but it should be).</li></ul><div>So, by royal decree, I say unto you: go eat some pancakes and celebrate my birthday. While you're at it, eat some snow, but not the yellow stuff.</div><p></p>Shmoohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01290170566232915521noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14575074.post-58648552600549624102024-01-14T08:48:00.001-05:002024-01-14T08:48:35.043-05:00I Have An Alibi<p> I'm just laying here... not doing a thing... napping a bit</p><p><br /></p><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/a/AVvXsEh2b1WtDXSPCfvEepTp2OV29in1WU_ReI24WiSc2Kz0AvjMNX0oYiSobKVtPsvhvg18akhO6XB5rvl_HnoSvjScfh6FynDJ8F2wWq7pxUXAprqLfFwBaYfAVRoJrmfz9DscIpEJLpcnXlClHBjtf81ElUVHGi0a8fcQg8B_MNHUKlSJem7ZPUm8nQ" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img alt="" data-original-height="1024" data-original-width="768" height="640" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/a/AVvXsEh2b1WtDXSPCfvEepTp2OV29in1WU_ReI24WiSc2Kz0AvjMNX0oYiSobKVtPsvhvg18akhO6XB5rvl_HnoSvjScfh6FynDJ8F2wWq7pxUXAprqLfFwBaYfAVRoJrmfz9DscIpEJLpcnXlClHBjtf81ElUVHGi0a8fcQg8B_MNHUKlSJem7ZPUm8nQ=w480-h640" width="480" /></a></div><br /><p></p><p>Seriously, I have no idea how that pillow got there, it was the most amazing thing... there was this very strong wind...</p><p></p><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/a/AVvXsEgSLgE0EwGvFgULqUNiCrJQrTyEuYmh02AAxAHPr-gpohsjwsxmqfa2bA1hJpDID34kp2DXktaaSWK1Iex5qPt9ELhD-XMhIlSM78jzbIWvHEE07GVlI_4YPDnDBo3nYJjNsaazKyQQagmJvbVXL3EG-zK_o80UX65U29rI0Epx_0Fj-rS19YiCIQ" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img alt="" data-original-height="1024" data-original-width="768" height="640" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/a/AVvXsEgSLgE0EwGvFgULqUNiCrJQrTyEuYmh02AAxAHPr-gpohsjwsxmqfa2bA1hJpDID34kp2DXktaaSWK1Iex5qPt9ELhD-XMhIlSM78jzbIWvHEE07GVlI_4YPDnDBo3nYJjNsaazKyQQagmJvbVXL3EG-zK_o80UX65U29rI0Epx_0Fj-rS19YiCIQ=w480-h640" width="480" /></a></div><br />So... anyway, now that the pillow is here, would you turn off the light so I can get a little nap.<p></p><p></p><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/a/AVvXsEgC42eh7XZzEsQpCyU9ipykOqaMQEMUeQ6Q-jbSbyk2WD8OtpM9Wbtygmha6_uboJ2GyFN3_HxNVWPLY8Ag5jsM5X-OZUuoKilz0O2cQqbV5IzVwA7VspaNo_1xREyaxJCsM-DJdoLF_aTLGkWr7b8MRTOowwLJs-KYbrH6jC--QPrUWugU0pRnOg" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img alt="" data-original-height="1024" data-original-width="768" height="640" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/a/AVvXsEgC42eh7XZzEsQpCyU9ipykOqaMQEMUeQ6Q-jbSbyk2WD8OtpM9Wbtygmha6_uboJ2GyFN3_HxNVWPLY8Ag5jsM5X-OZUuoKilz0O2cQqbV5IzVwA7VspaNo_1xREyaxJCsM-DJdoLF_aTLGkWr7b8MRTOowwLJs-KYbrH6jC--QPrUWugU0pRnOg=w480-h640" width="480" /></a></div><br /><br /><p></p>Shmoohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01290170566232915521noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14575074.post-85701992885445329722024-01-07T07:29:00.000-05:002024-01-07T07:29:13.380-05:00New Year? What's a Year?<p> Out of the blue, Bleeder stayed home for a very long time, and I was very happy. I love having my personal assistant with me at all times, and frankly when she leaves to go off and do work for others, it makes me really mad.</p><p><table align="center" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" class="tr-caption-container" style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;"><tbody><tr><td style="text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/a/AVvXsEhmKanUYjTPJ-Ydiid-oVO3TG6z1inw3rGsUiNqhjb-sc1FYi0YT214RxDHPotvN7Ojsbqowx3-jMLJ2VHkcWVjIYjjJSwLS8-sF4fuhEIN3SwWsL5j4u4RGPR9kO1745y_1s8Sayj9KZ9J4wQgnErm_Z18VyPTsyuZk2qaQhc_vahAICRFBcpufA" style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;"><img alt="" data-original-height="1024" data-original-width="768" height="640" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/a/AVvXsEhmKanUYjTPJ-Ydiid-oVO3TG6z1inw3rGsUiNqhjb-sc1FYi0YT214RxDHPotvN7Ojsbqowx3-jMLJ2VHkcWVjIYjjJSwLS8-sF4fuhEIN3SwWsL5j4u4RGPR9kO1745y_1s8Sayj9KZ9J4wQgnErm_Z18VyPTsyuZk2qaQhc_vahAICRFBcpufA=w480-h640" width="480" /></a></td></tr><tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;">I'm supposed to be your only client</td></tr></tbody></table><br />Bleeder and Toast spent a lot of time cleaning their clutter out of a back room and hauling it away. During the times when the front door wasn't open and I was locked behind the stairway gate, I got to assist with this decluttering by:</p><p></p><ul style="text-align: left;"><li>Standing in their way</li><li>Standing directly under some precariously balanced boxes</li><li>Sniffing places that I was told was dangerous</li><li>Chewing things found on the floor and being chased and bribed</li><li>Not "getting out of their way" when told</li><li>Barging in and taking over supervisory duties when I felt a box needed to be placed on the floor for sniffing purposes</li></ul><div>I've never seen the downstairs back room so clean before! Now I'm able to go back there and sniff new things (except that mitre saw, for some odd reason), and paw through the stack of papers that Toast is trying to scan and shred (I'm also not allowed near the shredder, for some odd reason), and generally help sort through the stuff and decide what stays and what goes. I have free leash to walk in the back room now... which means I don't want to walk in the back room now. What fun is going into a room I can go into freely.</div><div><br /></div><div>During one of the days that they call "Christmas" I was given a wonderful gift!</div><div><br /></div><div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/a/AVvXsEieeN5CaHLSa6K6RPUW2t2EHuXUCbbfEjY7vlCXxYkaVVvfdM6SRc4RQpn53nviLvCt6OFZjSNsPRFMjYts8pEosFU_1sr27OzYoE-bLbFbQzDL4fmyUjVWqGZOdi4JSdUB13njjvG8pQqqvhXQtlylmx21lJVg5tvSVeBgMOYPY2L9u4uKL6-1Ew" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img alt="" data-original-height="1024" data-original-width="768" height="640" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/a/AVvXsEieeN5CaHLSa6K6RPUW2t2EHuXUCbbfEjY7vlCXxYkaVVvfdM6SRc4RQpn53nviLvCt6OFZjSNsPRFMjYts8pEosFU_1sr27OzYoE-bLbFbQzDL4fmyUjVWqGZOdi4JSdUB13njjvG8pQqqvhXQtlylmx21lJVg5tvSVeBgMOYPY2L9u4uKL6-1Ew=w480-h640" width="480" /></a></div><br />It was called a "lambchop" for some reason. I had to check to make sure it was suitable.</div><div><table align="center" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" class="tr-caption-container" style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;"><tbody><tr><td style="text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/a/AVvXsEhQN6Jcs0KNQ4P9CFAmQZTSr7tdsuI966DdDFcJVms_GpZAsJBPobTD6-PWnv7DnE7Da06ZbZ7mBv97ZGZvkZ3ct1ivlvy4xB9gJ2mT8dNWCB8xTCx1JLskTUJra-7K_VgzUl-9QOr_TbkBvdaqHGSThuVnAwAQrYEgevABqiz1siChaJOBHEcFWw" style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;"><img alt="" data-original-height="1024" data-original-width="768" height="640" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/a/AVvXsEhQN6Jcs0KNQ4P9CFAmQZTSr7tdsuI966DdDFcJVms_GpZAsJBPobTD6-PWnv7DnE7Da06ZbZ7mBv97ZGZvkZ3ct1ivlvy4xB9gJ2mT8dNWCB8xTCx1JLskTUJra-7K_VgzUl-9QOr_TbkBvdaqHGSThuVnAwAQrYEgevABqiz1siChaJOBHEcFWw=w480-h640" width="480" /></a></td></tr><tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;">Hey, how about a little privacy, I'm getting to know this lambchop</td></tr></tbody></table><br />The first order of business was to rip out its tongue, which I served with some Fava beans and a nice Chianti. Can't have it screaming all the time.</div><div><br /></div><div>Then I ripped its face off.</div><div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/a/AVvXsEj-KfnhpZQuiWnj2yQf285UGdXB-KZQuLDT-2Gj-Qv9Hc0J4S-gcJebrj60HPAeiWrcQJIQFjWXy-56bUQOaj3ERUMn1Zk_PlSQ9iQmd660WtmIijN2XHmV7D1fLWusi-uGcny04yq3FVCB1A_-mtggJcc_4rzVE_tLRFw6Ld0cy41mqgE2_lNNaA" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img alt="" data-original-height="1024" data-original-width="768" height="640" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/a/AVvXsEj-KfnhpZQuiWnj2yQf285UGdXB-KZQuLDT-2Gj-Qv9Hc0J4S-gcJebrj60HPAeiWrcQJIQFjWXy-56bUQOaj3ERUMn1Zk_PlSQ9iQmd660WtmIijN2XHmV7D1fLWusi-uGcny04yq3FVCB1A_-mtggJcc_4rzVE_tLRFw6Ld0cy41mqgE2_lNNaA=w480-h640" width="480" /></a></div><br />It did make a nice pillow when I was tired of gnawing on it</div><div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/a/AVvXsEhTEaW5yVw76krB0ZJq8mXWUtwAn5XEwNPg8b7oQdcXnUTe9_iJDuScsBDUcsN6iYAEHnAat_5sZwH-tDfHq-JryxWOTTR6jp56KcshZW0jgPxm_1y2eQ94u0daXd9PzRpJLhFLEXtgnMyrWD5sLysPRwIBU8HG0eY1gK2CiOdG3IpHvpjnzx7_cg" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img alt="" data-original-height="768" data-original-width="1024" height="480" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/a/AVvXsEhTEaW5yVw76krB0ZJq8mXWUtwAn5XEwNPg8b7oQdcXnUTe9_iJDuScsBDUcsN6iYAEHnAat_5sZwH-tDfHq-JryxWOTTR6jp56KcshZW0jgPxm_1y2eQ94u0daXd9PzRpJLhFLEXtgnMyrWD5sLysPRwIBU8HG0eY1gK2CiOdG3IpHvpjnzx7_cg=w640-h480" width="640" /></a></div><br />Or when I wanted to gnaw, but was just a bit worn out.</div><div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/a/AVvXsEjbbTAwKkDBQ2QYJxRF3GFQw4T8qVRCpeXSSLI21mNdT_yo1wsTCCDyHSE_GMtCg9qG9SmL1WNVeivcL23s2WFTcRryuuityEr3eynLWiBXtod76p-VzVs6Z-qryxuvr5qWQObRhSREGcYZB5V-1Jk5Bkq5cCu8bnanK8OiCP5VVvUQddsQAv0xow" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img alt="" data-original-height="1024" data-original-width="768" height="640" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/a/AVvXsEjbbTAwKkDBQ2QYJxRF3GFQw4T8qVRCpeXSSLI21mNdT_yo1wsTCCDyHSE_GMtCg9qG9SmL1WNVeivcL23s2WFTcRryuuityEr3eynLWiBXtod76p-VzVs6Z-qryxuvr5qWQObRhSREGcYZB5V-1Jk5Bkq5cCu8bnanK8OiCP5VVvUQddsQAv0xow=w480-h640" width="480" /></a></div>3 Days later...</div><div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/a/AVvXsEiXYeSQlN20eh5-sQRRLVAuMifuV8WTdkP5SoluVP7DPkoWH47jRi7VND8KyemqnuAE8nYgyYGuCrwfIxNg-meCJFr6di3a9XtgN5sQXuKRvhsy2TNlLK-wCZ44mMioN95Iv7wMmpmmtnKHSsAI-WkRAbKA3IHoQm03UWYU4-uIUY2B_oU2V1pcmw" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img alt="" data-original-height="827" data-original-width="949" height="559" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/a/AVvXsEiXYeSQlN20eh5-sQRRLVAuMifuV8WTdkP5SoluVP7DPkoWH47jRi7VND8KyemqnuAE8nYgyYGuCrwfIxNg-meCJFr6di3a9XtgN5sQXuKRvhsy2TNlLK-wCZ44mMioN95Iv7wMmpmmtnKHSsAI-WkRAbKA3IHoQm03UWYU4-uIUY2B_oU2V1pcmw=w640-h559" width="640" /></a></div><br />I also got a chicken. I still have the chicken, but one leg and its squeaker is gone</div><div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/a/AVvXsEjo86fHN34WDie4Zb0VVj01Um5qOu8WE3pFowvTyvryhWDjeBQSWUi2EtaXte0T86ntR_drv7sTuAyhavsFxZBRcbxVQBTp_oLHfJzwRlHPR7yEx9JtwVLrptGtZBjXc4Ynq7EYATb8MlCxXhzn4_bCmftXoKz5Qrt5ZW9j09Ks-MBYfitg_67xOQ" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img alt="" data-original-height="1024" data-original-width="768" height="640" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/a/AVvXsEjo86fHN34WDie4Zb0VVj01Um5qOu8WE3pFowvTyvryhWDjeBQSWUi2EtaXte0T86ntR_drv7sTuAyhavsFxZBRcbxVQBTp_oLHfJzwRlHPR7yEx9JtwVLrptGtZBjXc4Ynq7EYATb8MlCxXhzn4_bCmftXoKz5Qrt5ZW9j09Ks-MBYfitg_67xOQ=w480-h640" width="480" /></a></div><br />I have to say, I really enjoyed that Christmas thing... the New Year thing though... not so much.</div><div><br /></div><div>There were no gifts at all, and people were making very loud booming noises in the middle of the night. I was perturbed and woke up Toast and Bleeder to express my dissatisfaction was the noise. Wasn't there some kind of law about this?</div><div><br /></div><div>I was out in the yard trying to take a peaceful pee and next thing I know I'm being bombarded with sparkly things in the sky and booming.</div><div><br /></div><div>According to Bleeder, I'm not as affected by them as Meeshka and Loki were, and she told me that she is thankful that I don't immediately pee on the bed and claw her, I just demand treats and play time when I'm anxious.</div><div><br /></div><div>I also don't know what a "new year" is. It's just another day and it is my opinion that every day should be spent by waking up and having fun without the use of loud munitions, so why do humans celebrate one particular day... there's a lot of days, celebrate them (quietly) by having fun, not waiting around for one particular day. </div><div><table align="center" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" class="tr-caption-container" style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;"><tbody><tr><td style="text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/a/AVvXsEiF8WYq2D_07aoZtM44viSQIFr1dE0OIhQeztbBFdMyWH9tsQEY9E5Jpnf2b9W1xAHXELQPbNDN2G9pYiWTOKOnJYfAjr1pDOHBJPkjfSbpyH26N--98GXclFZ9Mhwxxn1L-C5BZ49bNSJSNbJ1VK5_tXdoDi1d3_5kK--j8wJ1arMDT-2d3e4ERg" style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;"><img alt="" data-original-height="1024" data-original-width="768" height="640" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/a/AVvXsEiF8WYq2D_07aoZtM44viSQIFr1dE0OIhQeztbBFdMyWH9tsQEY9E5Jpnf2b9W1xAHXELQPbNDN2G9pYiWTOKOnJYfAjr1pDOHBJPkjfSbpyH26N--98GXclFZ9Mhwxxn1L-C5BZ49bNSJSNbJ1VK5_tXdoDi1d3_5kK--j8wJ1arMDT-2d3e4ERg=w480-h640" width="480" /></a></td></tr><tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;">Daylight is wasting, let's get in that muddy yard and play!</td></tr></tbody></table><br />In case you need a way to block out the noise of life, I highly suggest wearing a stylish pink dinosaur on your head.</div><div><br /></div><div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/a/AVvXsEhfAkdk3otIGXwMJ2vx3rUIq9s2GqXJG3sllWFeHuNjCtcVncSSfTLY0ZKwe4yp2KArUu_cWPg7YdP3VHCasnLVkxUalLnfhB1PetROXj203z5klEoHcBVfwxSVpY7uIxbBiV5c3XnwMoAKxy_3oc74bZDa0cMyxAkRfQKr6oYkC5mGvjYHxNShDw" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img alt="" data-original-height="4032" data-original-width="2107" height="640" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/a/AVvXsEhfAkdk3otIGXwMJ2vx3rUIq9s2GqXJG3sllWFeHuNjCtcVncSSfTLY0ZKwe4yp2KArUu_cWPg7YdP3VHCasnLVkxUalLnfhB1PetROXj203z5klEoHcBVfwxSVpY7uIxbBiV5c3XnwMoAKxy_3oc74bZDa0cMyxAkRfQKr6oYkC5mGvjYHxNShDw=w333-h640" width="333" /></a></div><br />Happy New Day to you all... now get up and go play.</div><p></p>Shmoohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01290170566232915521noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14575074.post-86587665131160434002023-12-17T10:28:00.005-05:002023-12-17T10:28:51.887-05:00It's a Hard Life<p> While I'm waiting for the weather outside to be frightful, and I don't mean buckets of rain, I spend the mild temperatures out on my deck or on the lawn because there are an awful lot of rude birds and squirrels around here. Somebody has to keep them off my lawn.</p><p>My latest hobby is paw modeling.</p><p><table align="center" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" class="tr-caption-container" style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;"><tbody><tr><td style="text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/a/AVvXsEi-mJoke82XXIQNHtHY7u_s4PhvVDWJFgZvB8sxdvMiOduXmV6lBxDAaOknH7sBLbRdDSUqpfUvlS5UnXTWbWO-aoVNxuL06oDiO2taVjpUMxX4a9s1pO44dVfDIIzYTSfTx5vXWy8GcSU9CQjoS1MCU1sLnw-SdyudJYxxGrbTZ9mKBKZHUQGRZg" style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;"><img alt="" data-original-height="1024" data-original-width="768" height="640" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/a/AVvXsEi-mJoke82XXIQNHtHY7u_s4PhvVDWJFgZvB8sxdvMiOduXmV6lBxDAaOknH7sBLbRdDSUqpfUvlS5UnXTWbWO-aoVNxuL06oDiO2taVjpUMxX4a9s1pO44dVfDIIzYTSfTx5vXWy8GcSU9CQjoS1MCU1sLnw-SdyudJYxxGrbTZ9mKBKZHUQGRZg=w480-h640" width="480" /></a></td></tr><tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;">If you order now, you can get two bricks for the price of one, just pay shipping and handling</td></tr></tbody></table><br /><br /></p><p><table align="center" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" class="tr-caption-container" style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;"><tbody><tr><td style="text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/a/AVvXsEj8J-gQ5nkgEZkL4RaG1AI0yzhbNE7-nhG2QE4WPweuzIvjeisjaqfqgwkzcvRkpKLuI6LUGOwCyFpJ5VqCmFSW1LYlp5GWogaCOnOWnY9_gxl_uhmkODDvt-ZAfPJ5QKqiVM5SrzmFpg73fIgu-F6IdQzg38Kq8cOGf-WBS911WT-hbpeUQ66CnA" style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;"><img alt="" data-original-height="768" data-original-width="1024" height="480" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/a/AVvXsEj8J-gQ5nkgEZkL4RaG1AI0yzhbNE7-nhG2QE4WPweuzIvjeisjaqfqgwkzcvRkpKLuI6LUGOwCyFpJ5VqCmFSW1LYlp5GWogaCOnOWnY9_gxl_uhmkODDvt-ZAfPJ5QKqiVM5SrzmFpg73fIgu-F6IdQzg38Kq8cOGf-WBS911WT-hbpeUQ66CnA=w640-h480" width="640" /></a></td></tr><tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;">Here we have some very lovely bricks covering the holes I've dug...</td></tr></tbody></table><br />When I'm not paw modeling, then I'm working toward the total destruction of all pink dinosaurs. I prefer to do that on my deck perch so I can watch out for trespassers.</p><p><table align="center" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" class="tr-caption-container" style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;"><tbody><tr><td style="text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/a/AVvXsEjmAUKBGdLUVlWprEnW1EZ4QNPBs5r4fe6IxdV7vgLbIDn8fbBdPiD4iWI_pEiK8g6QnlG7N5-IPY0cP_r1isBk_4_mZKOwJTTJxeKdXnpygSNig74oPaxVxFmhDRLrbu_hIreWDtycI2GUTlKOfZrMPxc3iqYgBE__87jyOOsnQ6uo25_WLQh9iQ" style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;"><img alt="" data-original-height="1086" data-original-width="816" height="640" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/a/AVvXsEjmAUKBGdLUVlWprEnW1EZ4QNPBs5r4fe6IxdV7vgLbIDn8fbBdPiD4iWI_pEiK8g6QnlG7N5-IPY0cP_r1isBk_4_mZKOwJTTJxeKdXnpygSNig74oPaxVxFmhDRLrbu_hIreWDtycI2GUTlKOfZrMPxc3iqYgBE__87jyOOsnQ6uo25_WLQh9iQ=w480-h640" width="480" /></a></td></tr><tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;">Was that a squirrel?<br /></td></tr></tbody></table><br /></p><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;">Bleeder sits out on the deck with me, but she complains about how hard the boards are on her butt.</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"><br /></div><table align="center" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" class="tr-caption-container" style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;"><tbody><tr><td style="text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/a/AVvXsEiJy8EtALvRCIg7OPxrk5Y87GFQ5er-OxGbhteihvkVDM-6A8f4v9VfMbgzpjTL4n_0mq5QoZtC5JikTs6Gz2HYX8QSaq1Sz6o25-ONutwv1D710bxqLOLb-eAxNQKuNSGUZsZXNUGNuHVj4ceckH9bktnOmSoGVwl72DxmtpueKuA00M-kaJ-Azw" style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;"><img alt="" data-original-height="1086" data-original-width="816" height="640" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/a/AVvXsEiJy8EtALvRCIg7OPxrk5Y87GFQ5er-OxGbhteihvkVDM-6A8f4v9VfMbgzpjTL4n_0mq5QoZtC5JikTs6Gz2HYX8QSaq1Sz6o25-ONutwv1D710bxqLOLb-eAxNQKuNSGUZsZXNUGNuHVj4ceckH9bktnOmSoGVwl72DxmtpueKuA00M-kaJ-Azw=w480-h640" width="480" /></a></td></tr><tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;">You have plenty of butt padding, Bleeder, I don't know what you're complaining about</td></tr></tbody></table><br /><table align="center" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" class="tr-caption-container" style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;"><tbody><tr><td style="text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/a/AVvXsEht-RWow5G-C0WqvntM4lstpXKtUMkefUOEeB7Vezf9-1RiC5sEACuIP2YPXtF1BxAJYx-oRMpG0O1g0A8Ttkcw6yKmd5YLsB2F0ghPp0tUybOZWGL_osEAnj1GQYsO2GCGlAZX34b7spSQhhBnSCjrVBRwvb7nXYiKGCQ7mCBn4NVG2D0QPl3UsQ" style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;"><img alt="" data-original-height="1086" data-original-width="816" height="640" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/a/AVvXsEht-RWow5G-C0WqvntM4lstpXKtUMkefUOEeB7Vezf9-1RiC5sEACuIP2YPXtF1BxAJYx-oRMpG0O1g0A8Ttkcw6yKmd5YLsB2F0ghPp0tUybOZWGL_osEAnj1GQYsO2GCGlAZX34b7spSQhhBnSCjrVBRwvb7nXYiKGCQ7mCBn4NVG2D0QPl3UsQ=w480-h640" width="480" /></a></td></tr><tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;">Was that a squirrel?<br /></td></tr></tbody></table><br /><p></p><p>All of this work is, of course, very exhausting, not to mention all the exercise I get from wanting in, wanting out, wanting in, wanting out, play with me, don't play with me, pet me, stop petting me, let me roll in this dead thing, and watch out, I just pooped in those leaves.</p><p></p><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/a/AVvXsEgaZq5eGMe2Oo3JCs5cl3aiSe46iKZNBBZoV9b3NYpunM_DHDUT0UMYpsFr9wo9gm5DGcmKfhtb9-SWt0ZTiMx0cIuZKip6eIui0_ReLQG0l3icgQ_LyIoZKwxxFYh-J3H7nJvNOXusNeMCmORPRqVj2C_IuSQL9Dtb1FU8TActi8cCpBd76iDfiA" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img alt="" data-original-height="1086" data-original-width="816" height="640" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/a/AVvXsEgaZq5eGMe2Oo3JCs5cl3aiSe46iKZNBBZoV9b3NYpunM_DHDUT0UMYpsFr9wo9gm5DGcmKfhtb9-SWt0ZTiMx0cIuZKip6eIui0_ReLQG0l3icgQ_LyIoZKwxxFYh-J3H7nJvNOXusNeMCmORPRqVj2C_IuSQL9Dtb1FU8TActi8cCpBd76iDfiA=w480-h640" width="480" /></a></div><br />Naps are essential.<br /><br /><p></p><p><br /></p>Shmoohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01290170566232915521noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14575074.post-51938664425110533262023-12-03T12:16:00.001-05:002023-12-03T13:53:06.993-05:00Not for the Faint of Heart<p> Yeah, yeah, I'm not a regular husky, so don't be expecting regular posts, I'm too busy having fun and creating bruise artwork on Bleeder, or using her as a pillow:</p><p></p><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/a/AVvXsEgbZdiGosekhDQWguiIr6zC_0ODI5gXMJq2SzvTmoJZA6eBoXXu7v6HnB4Td4EGFMSaXfLJF8lTkbvpzcJLXQOax8VtJCIV7U9V6gFEL1bj36T2WXP4aL4MHQLPXktUU0FFps53gnNshDJNRDz_MV_epYmGyyO2C5e6SZpq8mIZhaWSnHd3d-HM9A" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img alt="" data-original-height="3088" data-original-width="2316" height="640" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/a/AVvXsEgbZdiGosekhDQWguiIr6zC_0ODI5gXMJq2SzvTmoJZA6eBoXXu7v6HnB4Td4EGFMSaXfLJF8lTkbvpzcJLXQOax8VtJCIV7U9V6gFEL1bj36T2WXP4aL4MHQLPXktUU0FFps53gnNshDJNRDz_MV_epYmGyyO2C5e6SZpq8mIZhaWSnHd3d-HM9A=w480-h640" width="480" /></a></div><br />I've said it before, but I'll say it again, so pay attention:<p></p><p>I have epilepsy.</p><p>Heartworm pills set off my seizures</p><p><b>Yes, ALL of the heartworm pills.</b></p><p>3-10 days after taking a heartworm pill, I'll have a seizure.</p><p>Heartworm pills are nothing but a neurotoxin in doses that kill the stupid little bugs that grow into large bugs that are injected by infected mosquitos. In me, it sets off my seizure trigger.</p><p>My choices are:</p><p></p><ul style="text-align: left;"><li>Don't take any heartworm pills and risk dying of heartworm disease</li><li>Take them while also taking anti-seizure medications and hope that staves off the seizure.</li></ul><p></p><p>So, I take monthly heartworm pills while also taking anti-seizure medications (generic Keppra). I get my 2 Keppra pills three times a day, 8 hours apart with whipped cream cheese. Once a month I get the lowest dosage of heartworm pills for my weight.</p><p>Once a month, for 3-10 days, my humans are nervous wrecks. I am oblivious and go about my days like normal.</p><p>On Thursday (day 7) I had a recheck with my neurologist. He has three assistants and they sat on the floor, so I made sure to give them the full husky attention. My owners proudly talked about how I've been doing fantastic, no seizures for over 3 months, everything going well, optimistic, wonderful, very pleased. Keep doing what we're doing he said. Hope for the best he said. Seizures are stupid and nobody knows what the heckin to expect so do what works for each pupper (I'm paraphrasing that).</p><p>On Friday (day 8) I puked, fell over (that's how all of them start) then woke up in a puddle of drool and pee.</p><p>I don't feel them, I have no clue what the fluff even happens, so I'm confused when I wake up, and frankly this time I bit my tongue a little and that was annoying.</p><p>I'm clingy and restless for about an hour, and need to poop immediately, so I'm ushered outside where EVERYTHING SMELLS AMAZING. Then I poop. Then I pace, pace, pace while one of them tries to towel the drool and gunk off of me (I prefer to wipe my mouth on their clothes), and steam clean up my drool and pee.</p><p>The humans are always freaked out, according to them, it's horrible to watch, but they say they stay with me to make sure I'm safe and don't bonk my head or other things into hard objects and tell me I'm a good girl (because I am). They move away from me when I come out of it because they know I'll be confused and may be afraid and try to attack them if I feel vulnerable and threatened.</p><p>They are watchful because with seizures, you never know if that was the first and only... or if more are coming. During seizures they video me, and time them... anything over 5 minutes is very bad. According to them, even 1-2 minutes seems like an eternity.</p><p>I have an amazing amount of energy after a seizure. I want to play, play, play and they do play play play with me once I have my balance back... I'm a bit wobbly in the beginning, but I'm actually not that coordinated under normal circumstances.</p><p>When I do finally rest, I rest pretty hard.</p><p></p><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/a/AVvXsEgGWTt65cR67EPp37369rbJ2WXtYms6WqvsAXhlJII6O6PJbEJejZ2tJKOLeLSu4nNPlTGVcYelTksYbdTJW62k4iaGo8Y_k2uKCm2lyT-Fdj9xNVkEni8m9uyaqlt4m7BfWDBX0EbmshW-cVyfeL3_fRqhR2MmFzXMnUryxXOXY-d_44g7jicBUw" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img alt="" data-original-height="1024" data-original-width="768" height="640" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/a/AVvXsEgGWTt65cR67EPp37369rbJ2WXtYms6WqvsAXhlJII6O6PJbEJejZ2tJKOLeLSu4nNPlTGVcYelTksYbdTJW62k4iaGo8Y_k2uKCm2lyT-Fdj9xNVkEni8m9uyaqlt4m7BfWDBX0EbmshW-cVyfeL3_fRqhR2MmFzXMnUryxXOXY-d_44g7jicBUw=w480-h640" width="480" /></a></div><br />It takes a day or two to recover fully, muscles a bit sore, stomach a bit upset, etc. But then it's back to normal... except for the humans, who watch me like a hawk and log my every movement, burp, hiccup, bowl movement, food intake, and pilling.<p></p><p>Seizures suck. I have epilepsy. Would I have them if I didn't take the heartworm pill? Don't know, but until my humans can find some state that doesn't have stupid mosquitos... we just do what we need to do to keep them at a minimum and hope for the best.</p><p><b>We thank all of our social media fans for their care and concern. Feel free to let us know if you live some place in the United States where your pup is not on heartworm because the risk is low to non-existent. It also has to be a place with good access to vet care (neurology included) and Emergency vet services.</b></p><p>Big shout out to <a href="http://www.chewy.com" target="_blank">Chewy.com </a>for affordable and reliable Pharmacy services that keep my generic Keppra flowing without drama.</p><p></p><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/a/AVvXsEgtI79a-1s1W3IKWJKA2oUdYPlAcvUZd0Uq_dyRCudNlpRqJf1AsBu5ri0SV9Wh5ftafbgbianSNbjxOqp74NRDDrGjeC-ywG05zcI2S2LURC3ycf6iBqW1L_o9WoCQ58cq0KkAJD78D7Yqme-dgL5QPmWA3DGa5CNMlzcMGUVYpxkoMRIqICPxKg" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img alt="" data-original-height="816" data-original-width="1086" height="482" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/a/AVvXsEgtI79a-1s1W3IKWJKA2oUdYPlAcvUZd0Uq_dyRCudNlpRqJf1AsBu5ri0SV9Wh5ftafbgbianSNbjxOqp74NRDDrGjeC-ywG05zcI2S2LURC3ycf6iBqW1L_o9WoCQ58cq0KkAJD78D7Yqme-dgL5QPmWA3DGa5CNMlzcMGUVYpxkoMRIqICPxKg=w640-h482" width="640" /></a></div><br />This will probably be the last post about my epilepsy, as I don't want my fun blog to become a downer. I am a normal pup 99% of the time, it's just those bad days that ruin the mood. <p></p><p>-Casey-</p>Shmoohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01290170566232915521noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14575074.post-37765234249221007812023-10-09T08:49:00.000-04:002023-10-09T08:49:44.279-04:00I Told Them So<p>For the past week there's been something smelly behind the fence.</p><p>I sniffed, snorfled, and paced back there and Toast and Bleeder were all "there's nothing back there, leave it".</p><p>But there was something back there, and on Saturday I almost caught it.</p><p>There we were, out in the yard at O'Dark Thirty... an intruder had breached my perimeter and I was having none of that, so I chased it up the tree.</p><p>Bleary eyed Bleeder didn't see what it was because she had her nose so deep in her phone and didn't look up until the intruder had scampered up the tree. I tried to follow, but climbing trees isn't within my skill set, so I just glared up in the tree.</p><p>My glaring should have been a clear signal to Bleeder to climb up that tree and throw the intruder down to me so I could take care of it... instead she ignored me and told me to go inside... for a treat.</p><p>A treat? While an intruder is trespassing in my tree? What kind of treat?</p><p>I went inside, because there was a treat, but I wasn't happy about it.</p><p>They wouldn't let me go out again until daylight, and only after Bleeder searched the yard and inspected the trees to make sure nothing was out there. Like I can't handle myself or something. eeesh.</p><p>So, the day goes by, it's getting cooler, which means I can play in the yard without overheating, so we played a lot in the yard, and we had fun... but I had a feeling.</p><p>Later in the afternoon when we had finished playing and I was testing the firmness of a lovely stick I had found, Bleeder and Toast were chatting about something stupid and Bleeder looks up and sees this high up in the tree.</p><p></p><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/a/AVvXsEjoC4s15Eq9PaqUBlh_DM5S4nLl5h-vXOz1vJdDJ7Pdbh7Q9V7tIt19xGGaYl6J2XO91va-c_CGvD1yEtPIhJjxB4kbSFyEdrFx1G1GMrOS_5dWlmeXlZOs0u2867wQF5LiMJn3vXaLbi5CkYOSMSZPbINs4NGuhIRQyqAT6lcZgWQC9XtEpkLCBw" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img alt="" data-original-height="1295" data-original-width="1563" height="530" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/a/AVvXsEjoC4s15Eq9PaqUBlh_DM5S4nLl5h-vXOz1vJdDJ7Pdbh7Q9V7tIt19xGGaYl6J2XO91va-c_CGvD1yEtPIhJjxB4kbSFyEdrFx1G1GMrOS_5dWlmeXlZOs0u2867wQF5LiMJn3vXaLbi5CkYOSMSZPbINs4NGuhIRQyqAT6lcZgWQC9XtEpkLCBw=w640-h530" width="640" /></a></div><br /> TRASH PANDA! <p></p><p>The trespasser I tried to evict from the yard!</p><p>It was just staring at us... like we were the problem. The gall of that trash panda!</p><p>I was immediately escorted back inside, like it would fling itself down onto us or something. I'D LIKE TO SEE IT TRY THAT! But I was not allowed to see if it would try that.</p><p>There were phone calls made, and no calls returned, because it's hard to find good help these days (or other words used by Toast), so the plan was to leash me up whenever I had to pee or that other thing, and keep me within the confines of the area of new grass that I shall not be allowed into until the grass has grown and then I'll be able to dig it all up with giant holes (I added that last part).</p><p>So, that's what we did until it got dark. Then Bleeder spied on the trash panda as it slowly made its way down the tree, and then tip-toed over to another tree, and climbed that, used some overhanging branches to get over the fence and make its escape.</p><p>After Bleeder was sure it had vamoosed, they took me out on the leash again, but I REALLY had to poop, and I only poop in one spot (near the tree in question), so they finally took me out of the little fenced area on the leash and allowed me to do my unfinished business in my official poop spot, and then we went to bed (after my medicinal cream cheese).</p><p>The next morning I had to wait with legs crossed while Bleeder went out with a flashlight (probably freaking out all of the neighbors) to search the trees and entire yard before announcing it was safe, and I went out for my morning constitutional. There were no enticing sniffs of it left, but I will remember you trash panda... don't come back here, I'm waiting for you.</p><p></p><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/a/AVvXsEgIGYBLu61xXXxBiqVN8WZ-_vmcgFVXK9c02oynvy9Q6OY58vCinFwFi6gcZglHckzcjWyK5pg74RYMKlLMfQW4GcSKj8NnFdOJqhqu8t8mOmhnU2SziZYgGtk36n7FJCsbN8WxClnStrvq5e-X7f-5OlJPVWfw4CS3FHoObfPai5eBzlOjlxaY_w" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img alt="" data-original-height="816" data-original-width="1086" height="482" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/a/AVvXsEgIGYBLu61xXXxBiqVN8WZ-_vmcgFVXK9c02oynvy9Q6OY58vCinFwFi6gcZglHckzcjWyK5pg74RYMKlLMfQW4GcSKj8NnFdOJqhqu8t8mOmhnU2SziZYgGtk36n7FJCsbN8WxClnStrvq5e-X7f-5OlJPVWfw4CS3FHoObfPai5eBzlOjlxaY_w=w640-h482" width="640" /></a></div><br /><br /><p></p>Shmoohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01290170566232915521noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14575074.post-61389057711659430632023-10-01T11:34:00.000-04:002023-10-01T11:34:38.123-04:00Betrayed<p> I will be totally straight forward and honest because I am an honorable puppy:</p><p>I have water issues.</p><p>I don't like to drink filtered fridge water, I prefer lukewarm tap water.</p><p>I will stick my head in the shower when someone is in there, I will lick the bath tub after they shower, but I will NOT get in the tub if there is water in it, nor will I get all the way in if the shower is left running.</p><p>I don't mind rain. I like rain. I like mud. I will lay in mud... </p><p>BUT I HATE THE SPRINKLERS!</p><p>The sprinklers are supposed to go off at certain times when I'm not outside.</p><p>The sprinklers are supposed to ONLY go off when I'm not out there.</p><p>The humans are supposed to tell me if the sprinklers are about to go on, and I will absolutely NOT leave the deck if they are on.</p><p>So yesterday when I go out to do my afternoon constitutional at my usual time, and I search and finally find my perfect poo spot, then I get into position...</p><p>THE SPRINKLER TURNED ON!!!!</p><p>I'm already in position over the perfect poo spot, it's not like I can abandon the mission, things are in motion, and there's no stopping that.</p><p>I had to stand there and take it.</p><p></p><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/a/AVvXsEiz0OR57F1PzlJN1Tu1rcBAGb9UFQTA5tZZNsJpbUl9sfMnMRJoZi4T5l-bD5RLPQUFkLrBSzXa_GDgLed5Sua861HZXbxJ6SikKnzYYEe7h9aETsK8MhV_b2bRAcO0fK9RiyYeBl0iRlXM8w_5FGaOgWljdob4XGD5iBAGcducfGJV5yFmM7sMHw" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img alt="" data-original-height="820" data-original-width="959" height="547" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/a/AVvXsEiz0OR57F1PzlJN1Tu1rcBAGb9UFQTA5tZZNsJpbUl9sfMnMRJoZi4T5l-bD5RLPQUFkLrBSzXa_GDgLed5Sua861HZXbxJ6SikKnzYYEe7h9aETsK8MhV_b2bRAcO0fK9RiyYeBl0iRlXM8w_5FGaOgWljdob4XGD5iBAGcducfGJV5yFmM7sMHw=w640-h547" width="640" /></a></div><br />There were glares and words.<p></p><p>I may have even rubbed my wet fluff on Toast, but there will be a reckoning... </p><p><br /></p>Shmoohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01290170566232915521noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14575074.post-56129196292703638612023-09-17T05:43:00.002-04:002023-09-17T05:43:50.024-04:00My Work is Never Done<p>Now that the weather is FINALLY turning cooler, I have high hopes for snow this year. I know the humans are also hoping for snow, as they are utterly disgusted (as am I) with all the tasty, tasty bugs, and the heat, the humidity, the ghastly hotness of the summer, and my lack of proper exercise because it is so hot outside that I am forced to ricochet off the bed while they are still in it for my daily step count. Hey, I gotta keep in shape somehow.</p><p>Besides, their idea of "enrichment" is pathetic. For example: escape the dirty sheets.</p><p><table align="center" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" class="tr-caption-container" style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;"><tbody><tr><td style="text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/a/AVvXsEhWAq32F49cJcZkhzsuFStHT9QN7jThP3MbT-wdUTUdI0nywpHxCNjBFVs45QkNdMzQa8_V0zS5N-rcPrFnvCyRrHUK1kZf0h1Lf_jerIGL76ErS-Hk03ZyHqfdgQm6NDRLIh31RgyrczlrjVy2O54IlRzT8JB2IxRXkr_LFGHlItLJc_sOYaLraA" style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;"><img alt="" data-original-height="768" data-original-width="1024" height="480" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/a/AVvXsEhWAq32F49cJcZkhzsuFStHT9QN7jThP3MbT-wdUTUdI0nywpHxCNjBFVs45QkNdMzQa8_V0zS5N-rcPrFnvCyRrHUK1kZf0h1Lf_jerIGL76ErS-Hk03ZyHqfdgQm6NDRLIh31RgyrczlrjVy2O54IlRzT8JB2IxRXkr_LFGHlItLJc_sOYaLraA=w640-h480" width="640" /></a></td></tr><tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;">Seriously?<br /><p style="text-align: left;">I did enjoy: destroy the box.</p><div style="text-align: left;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: left;"><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/a/AVvXsEg6IU5mmQrRkX1VbMmzIeztjH_5WB5FJOu6mNDOC3hd_I1Q3uyF7Q8ArFoC3or5UAs580DMNmh07lEkTKTL_ltnxpkHDt0qehgsti63upkDiXZuaPvqF2BBM6WiGDsVjsMBw3zrgKo7UT3TaL6w9l8bheu_wcQ3q3f-d0W7abzT_ZywEe_wKJ5rOg" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img alt="" data-original-height="831" data-original-width="946" height="563" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/a/AVvXsEg6IU5mmQrRkX1VbMmzIeztjH_5WB5FJOu6mNDOC3hd_I1Q3uyF7Q8ArFoC3or5UAs580DMNmh07lEkTKTL_ltnxpkHDt0qehgsti63upkDiXZuaPvqF2BBM6WiGDsVjsMBw3zrgKo7UT3TaL6w9l8bheu_wcQ3q3f-d0W7abzT_ZywEe_wKJ5rOg=w640-h563" width="640" /></a></div><br /><p>Even better is that Toast no longer has "core hours". The stupid, yet very tasty, work laptop is gone, and now he has nothing but Casey time during the day.</p><p>I didn't realize that no core hours meant that I would be assisting him with the chores though, I just thought that I could bounce off of him, pull the rope with him, and stick my nose in his face while he napped all the time now instead of after the laptop got put up.</p><p>Enrichment doesn't mean helping with laundry, wiping my muddy feet before coming into the house, and being expected not to rip up vulnerable bits of apparently important paperwork as he sorts through them.</p><p>I'm also expected NOT to dig in the carefully cultivated new tasty dirt with tender shoots of tasty grass area. Clearly the removal of the fencing means it is fair game, and like all huskies through time, I totally ignored the lack of fencing for an entire day (come on, that's like a record) fooling them into thinking that I felt this "new" playground was off limits.</p><p>Oh no, I was just waiting for the prime audience viewing moment when both of them were present before going bat poop crazy on it.</p><p></p><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/a/AVvXsEhus5VbZj6xOGfk4KKb0quFIWHDZVUMdOeWj9_bDI7aq2ZZEhJNdYgrfnsBprkW6q3TbHTACR6qls9tdWMp-To3NnjIfEuDtoEsWyjYy-PHFUjiLLvw6NsKHiBea24g7g2XP-zV97BUm1oUH_IDoRxRMdO0Lmma2j1n8_GWlL118TrkmPQdSVzI-A" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img alt="" data-original-height="1200" data-original-width="1600" height="480" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/a/AVvXsEhus5VbZj6xOGfk4KKb0quFIWHDZVUMdOeWj9_bDI7aq2ZZEhJNdYgrfnsBprkW6q3TbHTACR6qls9tdWMp-To3NnjIfEuDtoEsWyjYy-PHFUjiLLvw6NsKHiBea24g7g2XP-zV97BUm1oUH_IDoRxRMdO0Lmma2j1n8_GWlL118TrkmPQdSVzI-A=w640-h480" width="640" /></a></div><br /><p>As expected, the fence went back up, my work here is done.</p><p></p><p>Anyhoooo, yep, we're all happy with the cooler temperatures, and I've resumed my soccer goalie practice, my zooming around the yard, body checking Bleeder, and yard tug. </p><p>By the way, I do approve of my new viewing windows. I get a much clearer view of the neighborhood and I do not approve of the new planters the people across the street put in, I think they are too gaudy and clashes with their brick facade.</p><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/a/AVvXsEg9AfYwFcMMiPs4FE_lbUvcDWw4U5nv8k4OnEKIhV3z-xKttZf9rRck0UdQ3uNyR8DQd_NRhZauhL2A_3aAlRsUE_YaM6XpYJLwinkm4h0-aXUXfJHj96BZxUHqIVn0lupQ-WBduAFsMyCsHnmSSXFmOqZDkwvvdOJs96Hs8W1t0vgddLeLICUj6Q" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img alt="" data-original-height="1024" data-original-width="768" height="640" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/a/AVvXsEg9AfYwFcMMiPs4FE_lbUvcDWw4U5nv8k4OnEKIhV3z-xKttZf9rRck0UdQ3uNyR8DQd_NRhZauhL2A_3aAlRsUE_YaM6XpYJLwinkm4h0-aXUXfJHj96BZxUHqIVn0lupQ-WBduAFsMyCsHnmSSXFmOqZDkwvvdOJs96Hs8W1t0vgddLeLICUj6Q=w480-h640" width="480" /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;">Seriously? That's hideous, did Bleeder design those?</div><p></p><p><br /></p></div><div style="text-align: left;"><br /></div></td></tr></tbody></table></p>Shmoohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01290170566232915521noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14575074.post-79934232496655502332023-08-27T12:27:00.001-04:002023-08-27T12:27:44.375-04:00Just Another Day<p></p><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"> Doo doo doo doot doot doo, it's just another day</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"><table align="center" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" class="tr-caption-container" style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;"><tbody><tr><td style="text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/a/AVvXsEin3DUBrUoZPgsMHG_-BshglsIL-XyIciHFVwYWLZhrOgcbZL-muADRqc1pscMLC1PZ8fhhz2b4k0xWPneZgkxw9J_JCxa7wE5bZXqMFhvIaMxdqNPtwWLsGTsyMYabWQiK9bLul2Sg8vp8YG9rIzVqLOpM8VprG4ClBOJBero2S-tqPIx38Ok12w" style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;"><img alt="" data-original-height="768" data-original-width="1024" height="480" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/a/AVvXsEin3DUBrUoZPgsMHG_-BshglsIL-XyIciHFVwYWLZhrOgcbZL-muADRqc1pscMLC1PZ8fhhz2b4k0xWPneZgkxw9J_JCxa7wE5bZXqMFhvIaMxdqNPtwWLsGTsyMYabWQiK9bLul2Sg8vp8YG9rIzVqLOpM8VprG4ClBOJBero2S-tqPIx38Ok12w=w640-h480" width="640" /></a></td></tr><tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;">Give me that cookie</td></tr></tbody></table><table align="center" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" class="tr-caption-container" style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;"><tbody><tr><td style="text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/a/AVvXsEgAiOVQNdSFtPPQ-vNy8w7wrDua6gZrROXYigx_DWyXkDvNGNp2P4duH0RN9X3IwjtmIq90H6KuAbMy6Yp54Y5--QTEzM1o0iuhP-h5gdrrPtw52lbyMAtr15luMkSi1Xlh_UCp90k_SxPpbTAq5jTYTh63ygvqnUfWcWot5XpKzOquKsVSFAa07Q" style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;"><img alt="" data-original-height="1024" data-original-width="768" height="640" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/a/AVvXsEgAiOVQNdSFtPPQ-vNy8w7wrDua6gZrROXYigx_DWyXkDvNGNp2P4duH0RN9X3IwjtmIq90H6KuAbMy6Yp54Y5--QTEzM1o0iuhP-h5gdrrPtw52lbyMAtr15luMkSi1Xlh_UCp90k_SxPpbTAq5jTYTh63ygvqnUfWcWot5XpKzOquKsVSFAa07Q=w480-h640" width="480" /></a></td></tr><tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;">GIVE ME THAT COOKIE</td></tr></tbody></table><table align="center" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" class="tr-caption-container" style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;"><tbody><tr><td style="text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/a/AVvXsEjYhQUhp5UqWdWgOMXwtRXRS4od6uBEgXka2Igdt2nNrKIoePrZ0FXi4z4FAgp23USkuH0nLPFezybugYi2Qz1RHxLf9HUH4NyoWB1VTKQADtuv1jWuSHD7CXWb8-1R8y7lwMpI6G_4hmX9h2GZzs8xAAVtznuj4vK3zRGbMgECC-f2LeKuvNQN-Q" style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;"><img alt="" data-original-height="1024" data-original-width="768" height="640" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/a/AVvXsEjYhQUhp5UqWdWgOMXwtRXRS4od6uBEgXka2Igdt2nNrKIoePrZ0FXi4z4FAgp23USkuH0nLPFezybugYi2Qz1RHxLf9HUH4NyoWB1VTKQADtuv1jWuSHD7CXWb8-1R8y7lwMpI6G_4hmX9h2GZzs8xAAVtznuj4vK3zRGbMgECC-f2LeKuvNQN-Q=w480-h640" width="480" /></a></td></tr><tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;">you gonna eat all that?</td></tr></tbody></table><table align="center" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" class="tr-caption-container" style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;"><tbody><tr><td style="text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/a/AVvXsEgX4MoxzFTGvPXFcsyu9JTbXcmGqLLJUkAZx7Usio-F87UjONnEaOlTzHrY8lENTGkgvmzVifVmHTWu7P6Mx7K2R3uRuxo8Cy4T2YI7KYZc2DrPJbIVevAr5immL0cy9nwiFTy_il9TxOh6IBOlF0ude9gIvQOy-1UoeSWxFfDNlghegUmaYAp_mA" style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;"><img alt="" data-original-height="1024" data-original-width="768" height="640" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/a/AVvXsEgX4MoxzFTGvPXFcsyu9JTbXcmGqLLJUkAZx7Usio-F87UjONnEaOlTzHrY8lENTGkgvmzVifVmHTWu7P6Mx7K2R3uRuxo8Cy4T2YI7KYZc2DrPJbIVevAr5immL0cy9nwiFTy_il9TxOh6IBOlF0ude9gIvQOy-1UoeSWxFfDNlghegUmaYAp_mA=w480-h640" width="480" /></a></td></tr><tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;">While you're up, get me a cookie</td></tr></tbody></table><table align="center" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" class="tr-caption-container" style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;"><tbody><tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;"><br /><br /><table align="center" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" class="tr-caption-container" style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;"><tbody><tr><td style="text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/a/AVvXsEj04KGZyrCghZ3NGW3iPAMRk2XGGRifMuvoyMyCWFaS26qIsDJ1OVBbkhcJVjIJPwJxarFwChN4F5Rnw1cRXlRXuK-PZqEGmvIthfU-txV43DXWGk9X72x9dnQqSsfxfcyrvcdIttdVaXCVS7DtWuwGI-oymZEAgYl-BNsMP5qwMKV0NvTGDHR8tw" style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;"><img alt="" data-original-height="768" data-original-width="1024" height="480" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/a/AVvXsEj04KGZyrCghZ3NGW3iPAMRk2XGGRifMuvoyMyCWFaS26qIsDJ1OVBbkhcJVjIJPwJxarFwChN4F5Rnw1cRXlRXuK-PZqEGmvIthfU-txV43DXWGk9X72x9dnQqSsfxfcyrvcdIttdVaXCVS7DtWuwGI-oymZEAgYl-BNsMP5qwMKV0NvTGDHR8tw=w640-h480" width="640" /></a></td></tr><tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;">Hey, it's rude to stare at people when they're eating<br /><br /><br class="Apple-interchange-newline" /><table align="center" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" class="tr-caption-container" style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;"><tbody><tr><td style="text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/a/AVvXsEiagr6JvRA8m9GwKDxnNatwJ2iD_XyOQ2Os5vtmoNUwxERNxlfG9YdEcxRQy11vBLwD0kECzJbnLsTH1SVksHhwZ-R5pDxBRy7UxUc6YEymQaAlwucQfUcUaNHSZ0ElMkBLmVB4oLiq82MMzOA6mo0tx8GJ2Thb6H0TTQOzBRE76s1tX73-3qvMLA" style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;"><img alt="" data-original-height="768" data-original-width="1024" height="480" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/a/AVvXsEiagr6JvRA8m9GwKDxnNatwJ2iD_XyOQ2Os5vtmoNUwxERNxlfG9YdEcxRQy11vBLwD0kECzJbnLsTH1SVksHhwZ-R5pDxBRy7UxUc6YEymQaAlwucQfUcUaNHSZ0ElMkBLmVB4oLiq82MMzOA6mo0tx8GJ2Thb6H0TTQOzBRE76s1tX73-3qvMLA=w640-h480" width="640" /></a></td></tr><tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;">Nap time</td></tr></tbody></table><br /></td></tr></tbody></table></td></tr></tbody></table><br /></div><p></p>Shmoohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01290170566232915521noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14575074.post-43572791483399539062023-08-20T08:12:00.003-04:002023-08-20T08:12:55.204-04:00Drastic Measures<p> Bleeder was ignoring me.</p><p>She ignored me when I tossed my Woof ball at her so she could refill it.</p><p>She ignored my claw</p><p>The only thing left to do... steal her chair.</p><p></p><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><iframe allowfullscreen='allowfullscreen' webkitallowfullscreen='webkitallowfullscreen' mozallowfullscreen='mozallowfullscreen' width='320' height='266' src='https://www.blogger.com/video.g?token=AD6v5dxG7IG30T_hFL5v3yUK7RMyasATZtwH9gVkzFSGNwKkrLdlw6-yOnGdtyDlUBCdiXnXPL6ZDMj_Zlk' class='b-hbp-video b-uploaded' frameborder='0'></iframe></div><br /><div style="text-align: left;">Sometimes you just have to take drastic measures to train your humans to do your bidding</div></div><br /><br /><p></p>Shmoohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01290170566232915521noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14575074.post-76271135694069864132023-08-06T15:56:00.001-04:002023-08-06T15:56:36.348-04:00Everything's Fine<p> Don't freak out over the lack of blogging. I rely on Bleeder to transcribe for me, and she's just a miserable, lazy person... for instance, I want a cookie, and she has yet to get up and fetch me one.</p><p>In my last post I mentioned that I was given my heartworm pill and Bleeder and Toast were on seizure watch... well, exactly 7 days (144 hours) after I took it, sure enough in the morning I was all punky and then vomited a lovely technicolor bile/water mixture, and normally I would puke 2 more times and then have a seizure, but this time (thanks to the anti-seizure medicine), I was only a little wonky and pukey for a bit and then went back to semi-normal. Semi-normal because nobody likes to horka, and I was a bit freaked out by things, like bright lights, and loud noises.</p><p>Fortunately for me my non-seizure day was the day my humans had workmen in to install new windows in the house including my Gladys Kravitz window.</p><p>I was shoved downstairs with Bleeder watching closely while the workmen banged and clanged and walked in and out, in and out, more banging, clanging and frankly I pretty much semi-supervised...</p><p><table align="center" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" class="tr-caption-container" style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;"><tbody><tr><td style="text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/a/AVvXsEh5dO3X0rcszoXWODr5B0Xqok_6gf5igZhX3ijjVBFGYmx8NH8zOCcz5jY8pOQ42dk3PpTXEmHn8PRzayZ4mogROn9_tURkIZCsEt79RPjy6JMRotMeBRbPfZplla0kzH62d5hWBbSjGtXrdcyyatT3ID6NV5QFLMG9TnBJyE_wBc0Jdnd0PnZMMw" style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;"><img alt="" data-original-height="1024" data-original-width="768" height="640" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/a/AVvXsEh5dO3X0rcszoXWODr5B0Xqok_6gf5igZhX3ijjVBFGYmx8NH8zOCcz5jY8pOQ42dk3PpTXEmHn8PRzayZ4mogROn9_tURkIZCsEt79RPjy6JMRotMeBRbPfZplla0kzH62d5hWBbSjGtXrdcyyatT3ID6NV5QFLMG9TnBJyE_wBc0Jdnd0PnZMMw=w480-h640" width="480" /></a></td></tr><tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;">HEY! Be careful with that window, it's MINE!</td></tr></tbody></table><br /></p><p>and I also hide under the chair and the treadmill because the light was too bright, and the workmen were loud and I'm very sensitive after these "episodes".</p><p>It was very nice and cold downstairs though. Bleeder actually turned a bit blue. I don't understand why she just didn't go upstairs and get a coat, it's not like she doesn't have a coat, she has way too many coats. Afterwards she remarked "why didn't I get a coat or shut the air vents?" and I responded: "because you're a moron.", and she agreed. She muttered something about hating split level houses and moving. </p><p>Since the "episode" I'm normal again, still getting my 3 times a day pills, but now I just get them with tasty peanut butter, or with cream cheese. My new window is AMAZING! It's very clear to see EVERYTHING going on in the neighborhood, and it doesn't fog up like the other window. I'm slightly disappointed that the rim is made of metal and not chewable... I tried, it tasted horrible and they yelled at me.</p><p>One dastardly thing is that I'm on a diet. The humans have determine that I'm getting too close to outweighing the minimum heartworm dose they've put me on to give me less neurotoxins and therefore less of a "reaction".</p><p>They even have a detailed spreadsheet and mark down EVERYTHING I eat! Did you know that june bugs are 201 calories? SERIOUSLY! I barely get enough to eat in a day. My unlimited supply of after dinner treats have been severely curtailed, no more frivolous amounts of french fries. It's indogmane. </p><p>Every few days they make me sit pretty on the scale for half a slice of provolone cheese (40 calories) but to me, that's worth a whole slice. I am losing weight though, so I guess that's a good thing.</p><p>On the bright side, Bleeder cooks up a tasty batch of boiled ground turkey to sprinkle in my foods every feedings with warm water gravy and kibble to help fill me up... and my poops are AMAZING.</p><p>They run me ragged with my dinosaur toys (which I have yet to destroy...GODOG), and I even get to take them outside for a bit of squirrel watching with me.</p><p><table align="center" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" class="tr-caption-container" style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;"><tbody><tr><td style="text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/a/AVvXsEgh2tGjreVvrze1J_hbVA1AX5859B4_Cuzismgs7I6ifD3qJQuDwzLu0gkQjBkKBxQhbA5f7As_amUFOfEP4brZxIiNLD0TDBLf9bzNqtHnc5D51DNgyl9uIicTeps2vc5v9Gizc3gRh3aqH4NRnUqxk9OES1rU4POvfOWN_ubB4dZqc5ELmKXxsQ" style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;"><img alt="" data-original-height="1086" data-original-width="816" height="640" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/a/AVvXsEgh2tGjreVvrze1J_hbVA1AX5859B4_Cuzismgs7I6ifD3qJQuDwzLu0gkQjBkKBxQhbA5f7As_amUFOfEP4brZxIiNLD0TDBLf9bzNqtHnc5D51DNgyl9uIicTeps2vc5v9Gizc3gRh3aqH4NRnUqxk9OES1rU4POvfOWN_ubB4dZqc5ELmKXxsQ=w480-h640" width="480" /></a></td></tr><tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;">Keep a close eye out T-rex, the squirrels are wily</td></tr></tbody></table><br /></p><p>Speaking of squirrels, they seem to have disappeared now that their escape tree is went on vacation. Bleeder was out hacking back some more shrubbery along the fence that they used to sneak into the yard... so they don't come here no more. Very disappointing.</p><p>I've also discovered a very comfy place where I can lay on Toast's feet (Bleeder needs to dust) </p><p></p><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/a/AVvXsEiZGycJLM-eB8U0dj0CFj8yjF97eJe75m_nf3mULWnZceHtMLiYsPy9jwWjBh7JKL1ap3fxLrOtulotdOodZmQfscAGqFKmRrbY0u2KQOqrisdAy4zKjl5edeTMwOzB2rEtC0VcwY16voxSPpDG6SzdSJcRT8GN-ZrSxofYTUJtecuIkEd0atoEPQ" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img alt="" data-original-height="1024" data-original-width="768" height="640" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/a/AVvXsEiZGycJLM-eB8U0dj0CFj8yjF97eJe75m_nf3mULWnZceHtMLiYsPy9jwWjBh7JKL1ap3fxLrOtulotdOodZmQfscAGqFKmRrbY0u2KQOqrisdAy4zKjl5edeTMwOzB2rEtC0VcwY16voxSPpDG6SzdSJcRT8GN-ZrSxofYTUJtecuIkEd0atoEPQ=w480-h640" width="480" /></a></div><br />but I prefer napping on the couch on my personal pillow with him and leave no room for Bleeder.<p></p><p></p><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/a/AVvXsEi-xQwgvEUxmylhui9mi1FAg4H2jzpX7VZWy4MGdONhwIdmttYaL0HYbPQi3e6pbx-GayMUttHmo_YSA-GAPcbEkVUeK1huAnagi-Jdv3m1hh6lJQRcLqNizu9JPsIyPD-PWCaCFBNYfmt0pxBJUXfRlDcC3p-kTGC5lXFSyKOV8aNw8ubeYkvoGQ" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img alt="" data-original-height="768" data-original-width="1024" height="480" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/a/AVvXsEi-xQwgvEUxmylhui9mi1FAg4H2jzpX7VZWy4MGdONhwIdmttYaL0HYbPQi3e6pbx-GayMUttHmo_YSA-GAPcbEkVUeK1huAnagi-Jdv3m1hh6lJQRcLqNizu9JPsIyPD-PWCaCFBNYfmt0pxBJUXfRlDcC3p-kTGC5lXFSyKOV8aNw8ubeYkvoGQ=w640-h480" width="640" /></a></div><br />She's horrible anyway, what with holding out on the treats.<br /><br /><br /><p></p><p><br /></p>Shmoohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01290170566232915521noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14575074.post-90064043398768869232023-07-23T08:33:00.001-04:002023-07-23T10:05:14.443-04:00And Now We Wait<p> Happy Sunday everyone,</p><p>There was no pancake Sunday today (although I did have some bites of hash browns) because the humans are on battle stations, all eyes on me, seizure count down.</p><p>In case you haven't read my other posts (shame... shame), it is the medical opinion of my humans and my neurosurgeon that heartworm medication triggers my seizures. That's why I'm on a seizure preventative medication (the Lee pill, or as the humans now call it: pew pew... my humans are ridiculous and actually sing a pew pew song when they gather up the pills and treats before pilling me... this is unnecessary because I'll literally do anything for a treat).</p><p>I digress... </p><p>I'll be taking anti-seizure meds until it's cold enough to kill the vile mosquitos, at which time I'll be tapered off the pew pews, and won't take heartworm preventative until mosquito season again, at which point, back on the seizure meds. This is also why the humans are looking at relocating to Antarctica. </p><p>I digress again.</p><p>Yesterday I had my heartworm pills. Since I am a svelte 64 pounds, I was prescribed a dose for dogs 50 to 100 lbs. In order to limit the amount of neurotoxins I'm receiving, we consulted with the makers of Heartgard, and my vet and changed my dose to 1 pill for up to 25lbs, and 1 pill for up to 50lbs, which means I'm getting A LOT LESS neurotoxins, but still covered on the heartworm front.</p><p>I know this is very complicated and requires maths, but the humans are doing everything possible to keep me from having another seizure and are totally freaked out about whether it will happen this time... which means that immediately after I took all of my pills... I got my head stuck in the deck railing, ate an unauthorized bug, fell up the stairs, got a tug rope string caught in my front teeth, and ran into a wall.</p><p>They claim I do all of this just for the attention and to drive them to early graves. Some of that may be true.</p><p>In the meantime, I assure you that I am as devious, playful, and annoying as ever, especially because I know they are worried and will give me just about anything I ask... go in, go out, go in, go out, play with me, I don't want to play, why did you leave I want to play, please allow me to put my full weight on your broken big toe, excuse me Bleeder, you aren't wearing band-aids, let me take care of that for you.</p><p>They took away my tug ropes (due to the tug string in tooth incident) but now I have no way to vent my frustrations and rip their arms out of their sockets. This means I have to destroy my hedgehog named Jeremy.</p><p></p><table align="center" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" class="tr-caption-container" style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;"><tbody><tr><td style="text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/a/AVvXsEhAnW5sd9Yw1WSdsPB3yi7t1HrpP1kM50CjOfS9Jlt6hHqoqi6Y4gRhhStS3CWFlqbmSntXoslr41LHciV2r4Mz9UZSMIVwHIQjCLyezsa9LIKcoidcX74JmY8dmR5Y-0r5bBAH7GtrtfkQviRlKDIw5Lclsezp1q0BO_Xe_r6N99p2kvqk7EJSXw" style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;"><img alt="" data-original-height="1024" data-original-width="768" height="640" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/a/AVvXsEhAnW5sd9Yw1WSdsPB3yi7t1HrpP1kM50CjOfS9Jlt6hHqoqi6Y4gRhhStS3CWFlqbmSntXoslr41LHciV2r4Mz9UZSMIVwHIQjCLyezsa9LIKcoidcX74JmY8dmR5Y-0r5bBAH7GtrtfkQviRlKDIw5Lclsezp1q0BO_Xe_r6N99p2kvqk7EJSXw=w480-h640" width="480" /></a></td></tr><tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;">Fishy went to the great fish farm in the sky</td></tr></tbody></table><br /><p></p><p>Wally Gator still lives, Mr. Buttons the bear only has stuffing in his head, but I want to tug and pull on things. </p><p></p><table align="center" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" class="tr-caption-container" style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;"><tbody><tr><td style="text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/a/AVvXsEinGfav2yBVASgoBcpr4lDzwWwENJKPDW9vQi8YW_c95fuvQUrD2No-HACeUZgjswMMD2gdRanpjCpALlY4Mbxe3iucT0t9FmtvL3ryFFOrYdEiodaGXhQrwWKKXuTm64rmqdWuDl8e_UoT2XxnLXC57WI2lhcrVbESBUwR5HlwwFKyDdmiHlXpSg" style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;"><img alt="" data-original-height="1024" data-original-width="768" height="640" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/a/AVvXsEinGfav2yBVASgoBcpr4lDzwWwENJKPDW9vQi8YW_c95fuvQUrD2No-HACeUZgjswMMD2gdRanpjCpALlY4Mbxe3iucT0t9FmtvL3ryFFOrYdEiodaGXhQrwWKKXuTm64rmqdWuDl8e_UoT2XxnLXC57WI2lhcrVbESBUwR5HlwwFKyDdmiHlXpSg=w480-h640" width="480" /></a></td></tr><tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;">Gator goes better with paper packing</td></tr></tbody></table><br />Unfortunately my Amazon order of new things to tug that don't require ropes won't arrive until tomorrow, so Bleeder pulled down the secondary goat for me to attack.<p></p><p></p><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/a/AVvXsEi_9H0e7S3soWDGQ2ecNS2KyqjzoFND29shke1832pYTuAEHWAsv7ct2PQRwJXlxqqDdbudyzFNneS4mijZgYcLAvhoAhhMipBt9Lc8SwVN4Qk7dL7bZpIHg0c0W1-m2jRAOGjI_bZcj8hvYJWFvbLV_FTkVb7oeGK2QZijsBNnpSbCaEqJ79MJEQ" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img alt="" data-original-height="1024" data-original-width="768" height="640" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/a/AVvXsEi_9H0e7S3soWDGQ2ecNS2KyqjzoFND29shke1832pYTuAEHWAsv7ct2PQRwJXlxqqDdbudyzFNneS4mijZgYcLAvhoAhhMipBt9Lc8SwVN4Qk7dL7bZpIHg0c0W1-m2jRAOGjI_bZcj8hvYJWFvbLV_FTkVb7oeGK2QZijsBNnpSbCaEqJ79MJEQ=w480-h640" width="480" /></a></div><br />I've already dislodged a hoof so it's a matter of time before it goes to the farm.<br /><br /><p></p><p>Once I get my new tug toys I'll be sure to rate them all for you, and let you know how long they last. I'm not optimistic about liking them because there's nothing quite like the taste and feel of rope... or stuffed squeaker toy guts.</p><p>I'll let you know about the whole seizure crap. Typically 3-7 days after... I'm going to see if I can guilt the humans into getting me a pony.</p><p><br /></p><p>-Casey-</p><p><br /></p>Shmoohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01290170566232915521noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14575074.post-77109112291651527142023-07-16T09:43:00.000-04:002023-07-16T09:43:03.931-04:00I'm Worn Out<p>So, my pills make me sleepy, which is fine. On average a dog will sleep about 23 hours a day without medication and it is quite possible that the number I've stated is lower.</p><p></p><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/a/AVvXsEgg3T7N3jV379U2JrRHaGhWK6_emgmSCk9JrJx3Be1tH_F_uCM1eM8O97kze7asnzS_KlQaAyg572O8E3oYiHe5FdUYBBFHUyC79JkfLabjYdvmtmAsONOVwJLlbq1FmMR6MC7BjywGPWNILQ4IQcrIj6P_Jrrgm6VcV3XSvx4MqcViUp5Z1VCvtw" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img alt="" data-original-height="1024" data-original-width="768" height="640" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/a/AVvXsEgg3T7N3jV379U2JrRHaGhWK6_emgmSCk9JrJx3Be1tH_F_uCM1eM8O97kze7asnzS_KlQaAyg572O8E3oYiHe5FdUYBBFHUyC79JkfLabjYdvmtmAsONOVwJLlbq1FmMR6MC7BjywGPWNILQ4IQcrIj6P_Jrrgm6VcV3XSvx4MqcViUp5Z1VCvtw=w480-h640" width="480" /></a></div><br />Now that I'm on a 3-times a day schedule, I have to wait a full 8 hours between meals. This is barbarous. How can something be expected to thrive when they have to wait that long between meals?<p></p><p>I'm not allowed snacks in the morning because I receive my 1pm pills in tiny sandwiches. Morning and night they are jammed down my throat, but the 1pm is a delicious little picnic of various tiny sandwiches, and then I get my lunch. Something about Toast needing me to be very hungry so I don't chew my pills. It works. I'll gulp those tiny sandwiches down to get to the next tiny sandwich, and then to my lunch because I'm wasting away.</p><p>Needless to say, I've been a big fan of my kibble (with just a touch of boiled chicken, a warm water broth and a tiny sprinkly of cheese on top) since this new routine. Bleeder devised a spreadsheet to determine the amount of calories I'm allowed including treats, which isn't nearly the amount of treats I'm used to, but I'm usually pretty full from the soup to care.</p><p></p><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/a/AVvXsEiUbTHiKNs4VzZiA9EOCHqqq0iYFAA1NzYGSDPBtybPe-V-OlEdAi08r9OQwf_3EkSBqyirnQK7sePvAq-ooNxJrrcqYfSJlL4UE6WREDkdMMbQSyqLE342IQFZvfga0eFOLrcRhLnAH987ss4INzU19n1gi1mUU8dm8r7JNOeUHhzB12_wuLaDnA" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img alt="" data-original-height="1024" data-original-width="768" height="640" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/a/AVvXsEiUbTHiKNs4VzZiA9EOCHqqq0iYFAA1NzYGSDPBtybPe-V-OlEdAi08r9OQwf_3EkSBqyirnQK7sePvAq-ooNxJrrcqYfSJlL4UE6WREDkdMMbQSyqLE342IQFZvfga0eFOLrcRhLnAH987ss4INzU19n1gi1mUU8dm8r7JNOeUHhzB12_wuLaDnA=w480-h640" width="480" /></a></div><br />Just before my night pills, I get a snack of crunchy plain kibble<p></p><p><table align="center" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" class="tr-caption-container" style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;"><tbody><tr><td style="text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/a/AVvXsEiDA1T3cfV7s2xoS_PrvL_x9YnO-2LicF6vhUIQo0Z9npCkuChQHQch0VYTQL-uLPVRCCJwphgDSAEJP1F3Lf6P_YhNqLXaown9axRbuZoKTh6WM0OvP_AMwiZVfO7fDmi1FfQ4-3K1bvOS2cPy_bhR-wkOnQqHJFnskCeRvSjOWxyrf1IipdxBSQ" style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;"><img alt="" data-original-height="1024" data-original-width="768" height="640" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/a/AVvXsEiDA1T3cfV7s2xoS_PrvL_x9YnO-2LicF6vhUIQo0Z9npCkuChQHQch0VYTQL-uLPVRCCJwphgDSAEJP1F3Lf6P_YhNqLXaown9axRbuZoKTh6WM0OvP_AMwiZVfO7fDmi1FfQ4-3K1bvOS2cPy_bhR-wkOnQqHJFnskCeRvSjOWxyrf1IipdxBSQ=w480-h640" width="480" /></a></td></tr><tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;">This is a good batch of kibbles with a decent shreds ratio</td></tr></tbody></table></p><p>Anywhoooo, since I sleep a lot, Toast and Bleeder have devised new ways to exercise me. Normally they would take me outside and I would play "goalie" by blocking the soccer ball and flinging it back at them, with the occasional skitter jump at them. I like to Parkour off of humans. But currently it is about 350 degrees with 200% humidity, perfect weather to roast a small turkey with stuffing. I'm not going out in that, unless I have to pee and poo, then I'll go out, do that, run back inside.</p><p>So, inside games consist of tug of rope and rip an arm off a human. I'm very serious about this game and I will rip an arm off eventually, I am sure of it.</p><p>The other game is toss the stuffed toy. I have quite an array of stuffed toys:</p><p>I play with Mr. Buttons the bear (who also makes a wonderful pillow... until I ripped all of the stuffing out of him except for his head.</p><p></p><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/a/AVvXsEhrQirOAE55ErUXV8qeX094mN4RDBb0ORghegEbumCaPV7dXmxHmw_FenDijlKSxnFRZoJrHRlX2BpvbXjjw0sbw_ySpXFWnouogc_wdXtUhYaBSQq1dLXMb-eNZ-PTynEjRMoudB5EHBUVJJ0H6D1cdkCxfoSBWa0Tu12eTbRVE42W15gHD2L1Vg" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img alt="" data-original-height="1024" data-original-width="768" height="640" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/a/AVvXsEhrQirOAE55ErUXV8qeX094mN4RDBb0ORghegEbumCaPV7dXmxHmw_FenDijlKSxnFRZoJrHRlX2BpvbXjjw0sbw_ySpXFWnouogc_wdXtUhYaBSQq1dLXMb-eNZ-PTynEjRMoudB5EHBUVJJ0H6D1cdkCxfoSBWa0Tu12eTbRVE42W15gHD2L1Vg=w480-h640" width="480" /></a></div><br />They got me a giant octopus, who lasted about 3 days and then I lobotomized it.<p></p><p></p><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/a/AVvXsEg62rZMCSn3byk-WimkTvtkg8uL_UXrSTW_If8Q_7dRqftcnTmrk6xw7ccUmxKWcu_0Pk5VaVyRr3DfJcbUQRNOsXNtP8hEzUWU7Q9MFz54DP4gxietWB4aLAgarBdt-mKFEQbCOGJMXTcssvNdlLoFzTC4IfG9WUZf5jGyg161u0hy05WluWLk2Q" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img alt="" data-original-height="1024" data-original-width="768" height="640" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/a/AVvXsEg62rZMCSn3byk-WimkTvtkg8uL_UXrSTW_If8Q_7dRqftcnTmrk6xw7ccUmxKWcu_0Pk5VaVyRr3DfJcbUQRNOsXNtP8hEzUWU7Q9MFz54DP4gxietWB4aLAgarBdt-mKFEQbCOGJMXTcssvNdlLoFzTC4IfG9WUZf5jGyg161u0hy05WluWLk2Q=w480-h640" width="480" /></a></div><br />Then I destroyed and gutted a fainting goat.<p></p><p></p><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/a/AVvXsEg1HPLuW5y1FNYJyZ8VQG_JGN0hhm9zYlwSSDA88D9XS5___eIcDNxLE2YtAmL8ijyrCCbQemQUXgbbNfMRneZm5FhArjpkvvQ1Vt3O904EFJUTfqCDB6unYkBOe0-nXYsBvYkL7iF1lGMTz7isp_rtkBlfRMdwAGJUebHU4Acqw0S5oDd6iMBrDA" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img alt="" data-original-height="1024" data-original-width="768" height="640" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/a/AVvXsEg1HPLuW5y1FNYJyZ8VQG_JGN0hhm9zYlwSSDA88D9XS5___eIcDNxLE2YtAmL8ijyrCCbQemQUXgbbNfMRneZm5FhArjpkvvQ1Vt3O904EFJUTfqCDB6unYkBOe0-nXYsBvYkL7iF1lGMTz7isp_rtkBlfRMdwAGJUebHU4Acqw0S5oDd6iMBrDA=w480-h640" width="480" /></a></div><br />Then I eviscerated the aligator<p></p><p><table align="center" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" class="tr-caption-container" style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;"><tbody><tr><td style="text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/a/AVvXsEjvGSTjDa_lvQNegnhGI-BIWmQ14maMqvSVRkzKtXAV8ygqCHu9dqjWqkVY5JYmCsDpc7xxt_mWz2FMm8r517Pa44XvPXD2vygV-Qt4Vdsy5ywQfnXDcP11gk1nGEOxeaQQPUZoSp035QqnyiieSd-re1OtFNqeQvTJDWdGSjSzmd1wOlA18bxzgw" style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;"><img alt="" data-original-height="1024" data-original-width="768" height="640" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/a/AVvXsEjvGSTjDa_lvQNegnhGI-BIWmQ14maMqvSVRkzKtXAV8ygqCHu9dqjWqkVY5JYmCsDpc7xxt_mWz2FMm8r517Pa44XvPXD2vygV-Qt4Vdsy5ywQfnXDcP11gk1nGEOxeaQQPUZoSp035QqnyiieSd-re1OtFNqeQvTJDWdGSjSzmd1wOlA18bxzgw=w480-h640" width="480" /></a></td></tr><tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;">Pay no attention to Bleeder's hideous "house" shoes</td></tr></tbody></table><br />So far, only blue gator, hedgehog and fishy have survived the crucible.</p><p><table align="center" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" class="tr-caption-container" style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;"><tbody><tr><td style="text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/a/AVvXsEiReV4xu7FOK61K98ufG-axy7ZYxY5Sop1QEQwyZ1n2OxHpCmP2ag_yMKPWMdJxscLcLiujCn0_76N487azSifEukc9FTi1RsH9l2puA4qKWpgCC2yAJFZBeq1Zs5kohVHJZHp8Haaquw46joAXrxF1Wt43f2XQLKeXHZ8JsKshmHnUZAjczGU_Ow" style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;"><img alt="" data-original-height="1024" data-original-width="768" height="640" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/a/AVvXsEiReV4xu7FOK61K98ufG-axy7ZYxY5Sop1QEQwyZ1n2OxHpCmP2ag_yMKPWMdJxscLcLiujCn0_76N487azSifEukc9FTi1RsH9l2puA4qKWpgCC2yAJFZBeq1Zs5kohVHJZHp8Haaquw46joAXrxF1Wt43f2XQLKeXHZ8JsKshmHnUZAjczGU_Ow=w480-h640" width="480" /></a></td></tr><tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;">Hedgie is fun to gnaw on</td></tr></tbody></table></p><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;">So, the lessons learned in this are:</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"><ul style="text-align: left;"><li>Don't waste your money on the "tough" toys. The overly stuffed, overly sewn on edges are just invitations to chew, rip, and tear out the fluff.</li><li>The <a href="https://www.amazon.com/stores/goDog/page/AA93A8F3-890A-44F4-B610-79CB6D76F2C0?ref_=ast_bln" target="_blank">GoDog</a> brand of soft squeaker toys last the longest. I'm not saying forever, I'm just saying there's nothing like blowing 20 bucks on an "indestructible" toy only to have it last 5 minutes.</li><li>Always supervise with these stuffed things. Even though I no longer eat the fluff, your pup might and that is NOT a good thing.</li><li>Buy a slightly bigger toy, never a smaller toy. You don't want a choke hazard. I used to take the unstuffed toys and try to cram them into my mouth so Bleeder couldn't take them away from me... I know, I know I shouldn't do that, but I know they go in the trash, I'm just trying to save them.</li></ul><div>So, there you have it, now go tell your humans to buy you decent squeaker toys and stop believing the "tough and indestructible" promises. They aren't, you will, and the only difference is the amount of time, so get the GoDog toys and you can get a few weeks of good fun before you break into a violent rage and shred it... as it always happens.</div><div><br /></div><div>-Casey-</div></div><p></p>Shmoohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01290170566232915521noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14575074.post-56964233194378785042023-07-09T08:21:00.001-04:002023-07-09T08:21:18.302-04:00Just Checking In<p> Pretty uneventful week so far.</p><p>I'm still getting used to not having a fun tree to chase squirrels up. </p><p>Initially they came into the yard, but then got very confused about where the tree went and how to get over the fence to the safety of the neighbor's shed roof.</p><p>I almost felt bad for them, because they wandered around aimlessly, seemingly forgetting that the world's best squirrel stalker was sneaky sneaking up to them. I could see their little pea sized brains melting trying to figure things out.</p><p>I didn't feel it very sporting to take advantage of their confusion, I mean where's the fun in that? I gave them every advantage, including running up to one carrying a giant stick and it just stood there in vapor lock for a bit until Bleeder got concerned and chased it into the other tree.</p><p></p><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/a/AVvXsEhJv-4KN7lvfJv43VuOFApOYbyIfZClGWIYkqMFhkmz-1O7o74eqvrCyTvx4noz6dgYeOWm4MRGEJ-YYtd1Gt3qdvWQKS525lRl3SNWnI-FfgWO13AUj-IWcHO3oN3KXPji2CKzj8qO-nHBGmaAveEh3slJ5yAT8_hn3oM-duJAFQjDBwPz9RGukQ" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img alt="" data-original-height="742" data-original-width="1058" height="448" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/a/AVvXsEhJv-4KN7lvfJv43VuOFApOYbyIfZClGWIYkqMFhkmz-1O7o74eqvrCyTvx4noz6dgYeOWm4MRGEJ-YYtd1Gt3qdvWQKS525lRl3SNWnI-FfgWO13AUj-IWcHO3oN3KXPji2CKzj8qO-nHBGmaAveEh3slJ5yAT8_hn3oM-duJAFQjDBwPz9RGukQ=w640-h448" width="640" /></a></div><br />Since then, they don't like coming into the yard. I can tell their spirit is broken. They don't sit there taunting me any more. The moment the deck door opens, they scatter and head for the other yards. <p></p><p>In the meantime I'm having fun not only digging in the wood chip pile (that is slowly disappearing while the holes I've carefully crafted are become full of... wood chips), and also climbing on Mount Blue Tarp.</p><p>This weekend Bleeder and Toast spent most of Saturday shoveling and transporting a LOT of tasty and sniffy dirt. As Bleeder put it "Five tons of F'ing topsoil". They then put it on a blue tarp, and then covered it with another blue tarp and created a fun new adventure for me: Mount Blue Tarp. Apparently top soil sits on top of the soil on a tarp. I really don't get the humans.</p><p>They've also blocked off a corner part of the yard. That part was perfectly fine because it was full of weeds and soft dirt for me to dig into, but they felt that it needed to be raised and have grass growing on it. I'll never figure humans out. So the Top Soil goes on top of that dirt, then they throw some grass seeds and straw on it and erect a barrier. </p><p>Here's the thing about huskies... we only want to go where we aren't allowed to go, therefore I REALLY want to get into that barrier. They had some cheese plastic fencing and that was EASY PEASY to break into. They've since erected a more sturdy barrier around it and I'm doing my best to break in. (side note, I went out while crafting this missive and breached the barrier... Toast was not happy).</p><p>Oh, the pill thing... yeah, that's going well because I'm richly rewarded for each pill I take. They have swapped to a 3 times a day pill because I don't know why, but they try to hide the pills in tasty foodables and I'm a chewer. I'll chew water. They've taught me to chew things because they didn't like how I gulped stuff, so this is what they've taught me, deal with it humans. </p><p>This also means that we have to stay up later at night, and so far I'm fine with that because i just take a late nap before bed time... the humans... well, they were a bit bleary eyed this morning due to the FIVE TONS OF DIRT event and then going to bed later, then getting up at the crack of not even dawn yet.</p><p></p><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/a/AVvXsEg_GYF_WdrDkud258MHuEjcxKPw8S8Wy5y7Xiege7JCFnz50a-MbH2diXcqnDXcAkGXVlmrjo-2noPJfBrJ4z8Gqlo1XlTGIC4Jq7Xm31UU8rZWExwt8FFjp-2viOIwyKNepnvoLzqDsnJVPDqaE19BF-Jt7-13CjgselmigZZPYA6T6fFe_8cP7A" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img alt="" data-original-height="768" data-original-width="1024" height="480" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/a/AVvXsEg_GYF_WdrDkud258MHuEjcxKPw8S8Wy5y7Xiege7JCFnz50a-MbH2diXcqnDXcAkGXVlmrjo-2noPJfBrJ4z8Gqlo1XlTGIC4Jq7Xm31UU8rZWExwt8FFjp-2viOIwyKNepnvoLzqDsnJVPDqaE19BF-Jt7-13CjgselmigZZPYA6T6fFe_8cP7A=w640-h480" width="640" /></a></div><br />I feel their bleary eyes will miss tasty things laying about which is a win-win for me.<p></p><p>Meanwhile, I ate the brains out of my new gigantic octopus toy and it went to a farm in Northern Pennsylvania, also known as the trash can.</p><p></p><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/a/AVvXsEgvvKD4u7pUraxwDQRdzTv1CpEf-Mxfn9Y0qStTclcSW-xHvYhuZivNGGlmRhEWWkHLKIL1-vztI3WPeYhGnUWdztC7tXECxXy-KLQrses_kSIrFSGoA0hkY-ZzETqwg9DoP9v-P2SIi6GGEpyK40YwCFMrEcuFzhJUjnfY-x2n862gBRKsbwAJ0g" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img alt="" data-original-height="1024" data-original-width="768" height="640" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/a/AVvXsEgvvKD4u7pUraxwDQRdzTv1CpEf-Mxfn9Y0qStTclcSW-xHvYhuZivNGGlmRhEWWkHLKIL1-vztI3WPeYhGnUWdztC7tXECxXy-KLQrses_kSIrFSGoA0hkY-ZzETqwg9DoP9v-P2SIi6GGEpyK40YwCFMrEcuFzhJUjnfY-x2n862gBRKsbwAJ0g=w480-h640" width="480" /></a></div><br />So, yeah, a normal week.<p></p><p><br /></p><p>-Casey-</p><p><br /></p><p><br /></p>Shmoohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01290170566232915521noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14575074.post-76359047454342990592023-07-03T10:02:00.000-04:002023-07-03T10:02:21.718-04:00Lee Pill Day 2<p> So, the humans were given a bunch of pills that size of a small comet that they had to make sure that I got every 12 hours. The catch is: they are extended release capsules, and I can't chew them or else they'll release too much stuff for my system to handle.</p><p>No pressure there at all. Giving a Siberian Husky two pills and not expecting them to chew. AHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAA! It's like asking Bleeder to match her work clothes. IMPOSSIBLE.</p><p>Toast holds me on the kitchen floor, Bleeder pills. Day one, they got the first one down, but I quickly figured what was going on and managed to flick my tongue on number two and chew. They roughly removed the piece from my mouth... tried again, same thing. </p><p>She finally got a second pill in, but by that time they were a nervous wreck.</p><p>I didn't take into account that Bleeder used to do this kind of stuff in her wayback life. For the nightly pill I was unceremoniously plopped on the EXTREMELY slippery new coffee table (they got rid of my favorite chew toy and replaced it with one that had a top that lifts up to make a handy shelf to eat on... and amazingly enough is right at my head level when I sit between them for meals for long tongue stealing of french fries.)</p><p>Toast still holds me (more so to keep me from sliding off the table) and Bleeder proceeds to stick her entire arm into my throat.</p><p></p><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/a/AVvXsEhg1hIHUs0rfuhHY0tFGpFDg41RTG3606w8z5NJZWLFy6uuiXlSDG1-qoM8t4sCqi_qNgQVtXMlOaH1WGOjc2Wl-yPiAryhYwup2FF0HT2jpCZN9UKVyctZv6ZmbWS6cWh3ZGCTrzhpoY9a_hKK6XiWaK46cKT6emctRiWF-qgptW8Lt_bPAQGIQQ" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img alt="" data-original-height="827" data-original-width="950" height="557" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/a/AVvXsEhg1hIHUs0rfuhHY0tFGpFDg41RTG3606w8z5NJZWLFy6uuiXlSDG1-qoM8t4sCqi_qNgQVtXMlOaH1WGOjc2Wl-yPiAryhYwup2FF0HT2jpCZN9UKVyctZv6ZmbWS6cWh3ZGCTrzhpoY9a_hKK6XiWaK46cKT6emctRiWF-qgptW8Lt_bPAQGIQQ=w640-h557" width="640" /></a></div><br /> At least that's what it feels like. Not once, but TWICE!<p></p><p>Sure I get a lot of tasty "good girl" treats at the beginning, middle, and end, but I'm not crazy about this new "routine". She could also wash her hands before that because I have no idea what she's been into.</p><p>Usually I'm a bit frisky after that, being violated and all, so I take out my frustrations on Mr. Buttons Bear... who sadly is now half unstuffed, as he spontaneously exploded.</p><p></p><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/a/AVvXsEgE-tvXov9EV1fx_et4YM5PiMh5RfvrK1909u228zcDcTZdXAFTf972yX3OW4iWyU0O7MJRc8ZBIAlJ4wIrP3Oh98bPd8xPadKmucu_n-LXV456uHPRpBmXrad-Mjdvy6RAph0JJTtjOb4G7DDNfxdVhW5RGPWMuz_FWMu74ED9wg89lPbq3MbAYA" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img alt="" data-original-height="2048" data-original-width="1536" height="640" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/a/AVvXsEgE-tvXov9EV1fx_et4YM5PiMh5RfvrK1909u228zcDcTZdXAFTf972yX3OW4iWyU0O7MJRc8ZBIAlJ4wIrP3Oh98bPd8xPadKmucu_n-LXV456uHPRpBmXrad-Mjdvy6RAph0JJTtjOb4G7DDNfxdVhW5RGPWMuz_FWMu74ED9wg89lPbq3MbAYA=w480-h640" width="480" /></a></div><br />Then I usually nap a bit, which freaks out Toast because "what kind of life is that..."<p></p><p>Well, yesterday or so, after my nap, I came outside where Toast was putting together some kind of gigantic lawn wheel that you add water and squish dirt with. It looks like great fun, and I decided he needed help assembling it, so when he put the piece of tasty, tasty cardboard down that held all of the tiny washers, screws, and round thingies behind a protective plastic film, I felt that was his way of saying that I would remove all of those things from the plastic by running around the yard with it.</p><p></p><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/a/AVvXsEiRJf-xLTuSYPx51-afn96iygkRi3Q7l0MHS8nEBOa0xRQaFZ-6fD4UqrFzQNCF514B5KeELvHlh39SvfwFhioL-QyFpb2jwaoqyEK7K9Nkbrsf32jc8vg6G91geqWSUrRXV0kii4_KfJNR7_r3FOAZa3AriWVbuiw0fiGgypsoQziOU6VRJmhJwQ" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img alt="" data-original-height="754" data-original-width="1041" height="464" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/a/AVvXsEiRJf-xLTuSYPx51-afn96iygkRi3Q7l0MHS8nEBOa0xRQaFZ-6fD4UqrFzQNCF514B5KeELvHlh39SvfwFhioL-QyFpb2jwaoqyEK7K9Nkbrsf32jc8vg6G91geqWSUrRXV0kii4_KfJNR7_r3FOAZa3AriWVbuiw0fiGgypsoQziOU6VRJmhJwQ=w640-h464" width="640" /></a></div><br />From his reaction, I think I misinterpreted his instructions, but I was also helpful gathering up everything, but he didn't seem very pleased with that either and kept telling me to spit them out as I ran around the yard and then into the house for my afternoon nap. All parts were accounted for, and I found a very comfortable position to doze.<p></p><p></p><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/a/AVvXsEjmT9FOU4t57LmP_Ezoj1SlmYIHUCyqAyCCo7Hlwu9wlj9e3KfApNqKJ0x1-ly3v0hQCIwB1Z63Y1znIWz8o5AciCSG7kyVk_w6pzGaWLLBWYSA4uMeSLKds0DHku1itE7da1rDUAyZqzQ_zy5n_BGCk8IMv3bnu-n6-I9bFGcvuwbIuMX0yDcUFQ" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img alt="" data-original-height="1024" data-original-width="768" height="640" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/a/AVvXsEjmT9FOU4t57LmP_Ezoj1SlmYIHUCyqAyCCo7Hlwu9wlj9e3KfApNqKJ0x1-ly3v0hQCIwB1Z63Y1znIWz8o5AciCSG7kyVk_w6pzGaWLLBWYSA4uMeSLKds0DHku1itE7da1rDUAyZqzQ_zy5n_BGCk8IMv3bnu-n6-I9bFGcvuwbIuMX0yDcUFQ=w480-h640" width="480" /></a></div><br /><p></p>Shmoohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01290170566232915521noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14575074.post-60348681479946856022023-07-02T11:03:00.000-04:002023-07-02T11:03:30.653-04:00May Cause Sedation<p>"What are the side effects of the Lee Pill" Bleeder and Toast asked the Neurologist.</p><p>Sedation was the answer.</p><p>Friday morning, after my first dose of the Lee Pill, I was very sleepy. VERY sleepy. Extremely sleepy. I was sleepy all day, and kind of wonky. </p><p></p><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/a/AVvXsEgDgY6qkzjOum59InRbSWlagFUUj3bgZQ5G-mQrpopAMsC67Wie7XXdvygEB7O-XJP3x2YYmQmKtWNJZ3z_suPqbnD9N3l3Siq3ihhWkWCdFd_tQiUN2UMK7OscXWeFhyxgMMORCkZw1_ehFbcoylo_SOf4Z7TjkMl87txNCXIV5lx887kpHjHKTw" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img alt="" data-original-height="1024" data-original-width="768" height="640" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/a/AVvXsEgDgY6qkzjOum59InRbSWlagFUUj3bgZQ5G-mQrpopAMsC67Wie7XXdvygEB7O-XJP3x2YYmQmKtWNJZ3z_suPqbnD9N3l3Siq3ihhWkWCdFd_tQiUN2UMK7OscXWeFhyxgMMORCkZw1_ehFbcoylo_SOf4Z7TjkMl87txNCXIV5lx887kpHjHKTw=w480-h640" width="480" /></a></div><br />Before all of this, they joked about my lack of coordination and lack of spacial awareness and propensity to run head first into walls, trip over my own feet, and fall up the stairs. They nicknamed me Grace, well one of my nicknames. I go by boop, Griselda Gunderson, Gladys Kravitz, OMG stop drinking my coffee, and GET OFF MY CHEST! Bleeder's favorite nickname for me is: OFFS I need another bandaid. But now I'm even WORSE?<p></p><p>Anyway, Toast was very concerned. What kind of life will she have if she's barely coherent, not frisky, stumbley, and not drinking our coffee? He was very upset.</p><p>He didn't have to worry, I had a VERY busy day on Thursday! I got to play outside in the morning with my favorite band-aid covered Caribou, then I did a lot of inside skittering once the clouds of smoke from Canada settled in.</p><p>Then we got all harnessed up, which is an Olympic sport around here, and my constant leaping at the door every time Bleeder touched the doorknob (she refuses to open it until I'm sitting for more than .3 seconds), then a quick walk outside (and poop) in the front yard, down the street and back while Toast prepared my ride. Then a car drive, where I appreciated the Orvis <a href="https://www.orvis.com/solid-foam-backseat-extender/90XR.html" target="_blank">new foot pillow that gives me extra backseat sprawl space</a> and allows me to shove my nose in the A/C vent, and snazzy <a href="https://www.orvis.com/grip-tight-quilted-microfiber-backseat-protector/20HP.html" target="_blank">Orvis back seat cover</a>, which captures my fluffs instead of allowing them to float around like some insane snow globe. Size Large for Tesla Model X backseat, and nope, I don't get a single thing from Orvis, but I'd appreciate some of their <a href="https://www.orvis.com/animal-squeaky-toys/2J2Y.html" target="_blank">large stuffie dog toys,</a> just sayin.</p><p>Anyway, once we got to the hospital place, there were sniffs to be had, and peeing to be done, and walking all over because we were early, and then going into the place and it's got all the sniffs, and then there were other pups there and I wanted to meet all of them, but Bleeder said no because they were injured puppers and didn't want to be bothered, and there were people sitting without puppers so I tried to drag Bleeder to them, but she said no, they were busy being worried about their own puppers and didn't need a hot, fluff spewing nose rocket attacking them.</p><p>I was told to sit on the floor, which turned out to be a scale (devious... very devious) and then we waited. I got some bottled water from a bowl and tried to drag Bleeder all over to sniff things and go into room, and greet new people and help with the filing.</p><p>Then I got to meet some nice technicians and get scritches, and then I got to meet the doctor and got scritches and then tortured and manipulated and that wasn't fun, then after that we had to wait for the paperwork and a prescription to fill and then back outside for more walking and sniffing, and then the car ride home and holy hannah I was EXHAUSTED from all that, so yes, I took a bit of a vacation on Friday and it wasn't all the medicine. Can't a pup nap all day and recuperate?</p><p>I was even too tired to Gladys Kravitz out the window for long periods of time and was so pathetic that Toast went and got his pillow for me to lay on.</p><p></p><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/a/AVvXsEjc8IVQxQpo4JMoThr_jCmd3g1WniFyZl1Mj0E9jJj4yUlQLakEqg1xXOJgQKMEyrTIgRoFu92Axt_EQvSuAOovYlqGDiS7tx9URKa_Z9tw04LuFOFjGPDDp6cL2AWrhZm6PD68iaGYDdsw98BclBbS6l6IRvBcQtj0RTekmT8_-MnXdrhuhCjhRg" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img alt="" data-original-height="1024" data-original-width="768" height="640" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/a/AVvXsEjc8IVQxQpo4JMoThr_jCmd3g1WniFyZl1Mj0E9jJj4yUlQLakEqg1xXOJgQKMEyrTIgRoFu92Axt_EQvSuAOovYlqGDiS7tx9URKa_Z9tw04LuFOFjGPDDp6cL2AWrhZm6PD68iaGYDdsw98BclBbS6l6IRvBcQtj0RTekmT8_-MnXdrhuhCjhRg=w480-h640" width="480" /></a></div><br />The pillow came in handy when the tree stealers came, cut down my beloved oak tree. That oak tree deposited the tastiest of dead branches ever.<p></p><p></p><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/a/AVvXsEhLfBH2khDK0ZIWrEmYnRxNNWEqAMZDAgVNQNWQ60qEh09mi1tfFu5r6Sni5qQClgydmq-oKA5NcnyGcj_w7DUluX3WTeXZK0FRT-4EuJ9Jiasf8xJRaKJlPIkISdOfaLpajnnANapXGY37fqW4Ip40CZ5mxmopcf1CI6OhqsHh0WkgweyDhgghDw" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img alt="" data-original-height="1024" data-original-width="768" height="640" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/a/AVvXsEhLfBH2khDK0ZIWrEmYnRxNNWEqAMZDAgVNQNWQ60qEh09mi1tfFu5r6Sni5qQClgydmq-oKA5NcnyGcj_w7DUluX3WTeXZK0FRT-4EuJ9Jiasf8xJRaKJlPIkISdOfaLpajnnANapXGY37fqW4Ip40CZ5mxmopcf1CI6OhqsHh0WkgweyDhgghDw=w480-h640" width="480" /></a></div><p>I take ONE nap and this is what happens?</p><p></p><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/a/AVvXsEj-sMf8blZBADvkIxwcp-zmngU1aCSMwTsTOWzGw0KVHKJI_GKLnhCZxVr1tIeh9l0T4G9cpZSAeOGh3JDSGkU4uPj0lgsC-9prZYyGT6BJKH1JnMw4Wn-uZzBGtF3pSSk1Mc9M_8YgRy37wLuk82Tu8kwyJkgiiXURoaZnhthGnAGdCP9QfVJUlw" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img alt="" data-original-height="2048" data-original-width="1536" height="640" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/a/AVvXsEj-sMf8blZBADvkIxwcp-zmngU1aCSMwTsTOWzGw0KVHKJI_GKLnhCZxVr1tIeh9l0T4G9cpZSAeOGh3JDSGkU4uPj0lgsC-9prZYyGT6BJKH1JnMw4Wn-uZzBGtF3pSSk1Mc9M_8YgRy37wLuk82Tu8kwyJkgiiXURoaZnhthGnAGdCP9QfVJUlw=w480-h640" width="480" /></a></div><br />WAIT! I took another nap and it imploded?<p></p><p>For those of you wondering, the devious humans told the stump grinder guy to not go near the fence line and leave part of the tree near the fence in place so that I couldn't dig. They didn't want a big hole near the fence.</p><p>Devious.</p><p>So, that was day 1 of my Lee Pill. Tune in tomorrow for day 2</p><br /><p></p>Shmoohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01290170566232915521noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14575074.post-44346919587789238232023-07-01T12:54:00.000-04:002023-07-01T12:54:02.863-04:00Take A Seat, This Is a Long One<p> Well hello everyone!</p><p></p><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/a/AVvXsEgIUyQ4THmQY_7ytNFmnE20m5tIX-kwovRwgZPFy1qrYFkXsHRsVgCA_NfYTwftuh-GCOuh-nBhUbY8Azy4MyP2vqFTuMkZb0OAj4CMsiyD7FZqKWguezDd4iBr38ql_6wuK9o5yzmWDLibTMjytzs5N5JTPgT8IP5h8MLWNPAXW4sR-nflFkf5Ew" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img alt="" data-original-height="1086" data-original-width="816" height="640" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/a/AVvXsEgIUyQ4THmQY_7ytNFmnE20m5tIX-kwovRwgZPFy1qrYFkXsHRsVgCA_NfYTwftuh-GCOuh-nBhUbY8Azy4MyP2vqFTuMkZb0OAj4CMsiyD7FZqKWguezDd4iBr38ql_6wuK9o5yzmWDLibTMjytzs5N5JTPgT8IP5h8MLWNPAXW4sR-nflFkf5Ew=w480-h640" width="480" /></a></div><br />In March, a few days after I took my Heartworm pill, I had a seizure.<p></p><p>It was very scary for Toast, who was home alone with me, and he thought I was choking on something and dying because I tried to throw up, fell over and started convulsing.</p><p>Bleeder drove home from work as quickly as possible and came into the door and I'm all waggy tailed and excited because Bleeder was excited and I figured I needed to be excited too because one moment I'm at the back of the hallway, and the next moment I'm in the living room and I thought I had mastered the power of space age beaming technology.</p><p>Once Bleeder watched the video, she realized that I had a seizure, so then I got to go to the vet, which is a fun car ride, and have blood drawn, which isn't a fun car ride, and then sit and get scritches while Toast and Bleeder talked to the vet in somber tones and watched the video, which isn't pretty.</p><p>All manner of things were discussed and they were told to keep a log (it's bad enough that there's video cameras all over, but now they write down my every bowel movement and sneeze). They mentioned epilepsy, and how I may have that, and how they won't give any pills to control that until I start having 3 seizures within a month, and blah blah blah.</p><p>So, for the next month my every move and burp was written down and I just went about my business like normal.</p><p>Then I got my heartworm pill in April, and shortly after that my annual vaccines and a few days later while Toast and Bleeder were both home... yep, another seizure. Back to the vet, where they discussed the possibility that it was the heartworm pills, but the vet said "oh no, can't be" and they said "um, pretty sure, seems a bit coincidental here", and the vet said "impossible, nah", and they said "alrighty then" and we went home.</p><p>We went back later to get some blood for a very extensive Royal Canin DNA test. It tests for all sorts of things, but mainly whether I have a funky MDR1 gene that collies and other breeds have that make them sick when they use Ivermectin (the main Heartworm pill ingredient).</p><p>More notes, more watching me.</p><p>In May they said screw it, no heartworm pill. In June they said screw it, no heartworm pill... and no seizures.</p><p>Now, this is a risky gambit, because Merryland has mosquitos and those mosquitos have the stupid little buggers that infect us with heartworms, but it seemed to be a definitive demonstration that... it was the heartworm pill. So they did their research and found that ALL heartworm pills are generally the same thing, but ALL heartworm medication now comes with various and sundry other parasite stuff that I probably don't need, but NONE of the heartworm medication is JUST heartworm medication, which is BS. Additionally, EVERY single ingredient in those heartworm pills comes with a seizure warning.</p><p>My DNA results came back and I'm purebred Siberian Husky going back a ways. I don't have the funky MDR1 thing, and the vet was also surprised to find that even some of the more obscure common dogs things... I don't have, I'm perfect. I could have told him that without needed to give blood.</p><p>They opted to switch to Heartgard Plus. They wanted just plain Heartgard, but they don't make that any more, and you can make whatever assumptions you want about companies that shove unnecessary crap into medications, as Bleeder and Toast have already used every four letter word there is about the subject.</p><p>Five days after getting the new stuff... you guessed it. At 4:30 in the morning.</p><p>The vet sent us to a neurologist, which we went to on Thursday. Nice guy except for shining things in my eye and clipping things to my skin to watch it crawl and move my legs and pinch my toes and then take my blood.</p><p>He feels that I probably have epilepsy, and my trigger is heartworm pills, since that's a neurotoxic designed to kill microfilaria, but not the dog... unless the dog gets too much of it, or like me, is sensitive to it.</p><p>To test this feeling, he put me on a drug called Leevetiracetam Extended Release. That's hard to say, so we'll just say Lee pills (or generic Keppra). I'll take these pills for a while until after I've taken my heartworm pill at the end of July to see if I have another seizure. If so, then choices will be made on how to proceed. If not, then in the winter, I'll stop taking heartworm pills and wean off of the Lee pills and see what happens then.</p><p>As Bleeder calls it, it's a crap sandwich wrapped in more crap, with a dollop of crap on the top and a side of crap.</p><p>So, if you've made it this far, I'm fine. I'm a gimpy now, and what more could you expect since every husky Bleeder and Toast have lived with were gimpies. I'm just coming up with new and exciting ways to drive them stark raving mad sooner.</p><p>So you all aren't totally bummed out, I'll post more of my adventures to show you that it's just a thing, it sucks, I'm lucky it isn't worse, and even if it does get worse, I'm in good hands. You should feel bad for Toast and Bleeder because they're losing their minds.</p><p>-Casey-</p><p><br /></p><p><br /></p><p><br /></p>Shmoohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01290170566232915521noreply@blogger.com7tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14575074.post-71838237972875276492023-06-25T13:40:00.004-04:002023-06-25T13:40:41.043-04:00Just Another Week<p> I've been too tired to blog because of the exhausting yard work that I've been doing.</p><p>Dig, dig, dig, dug, dug, dug, dump the dirt and start over. Apparently it's very hard work to break up soil so grassy grasses will grow in the state of Merryland.</p><p>It's really sandy dirt, and clay dirt, and lots of rocks and bottles, and cans, and the trailer tire, the rusty jack, the small fishing vessel, and weeds.</p><p>Ok, I put the small fishing vessel in there to make sure you were paying attention.</p><p><table align="center" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" class="tr-caption-container" style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;"><tbody><tr><td style="text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/a/AVvXsEiczN02_6icqbtjfOeLYZvoE1DpWDPJdCMPN27U7lprGN00er3V3CA-SZKeCvCeQ46b23sqCtk4VIL1VNz_IIou0zm6VisGZaQx6VNHp3csbjsd5MhsE7sTjbS-gbB-bPTfYJc3jOPDS_ot-3mxFTSRM2nRlglzYwtNM0MWzTFtirdu6mQaV3SOpQ" style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;"><img alt="" data-original-height="768" data-original-width="1024" height="480" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/a/AVvXsEiczN02_6icqbtjfOeLYZvoE1DpWDPJdCMPN27U7lprGN00er3V3CA-SZKeCvCeQ46b23sqCtk4VIL1VNz_IIou0zm6VisGZaQx6VNHp3csbjsd5MhsE7sTjbS-gbB-bPTfYJc3jOPDS_ot-3mxFTSRM2nRlglzYwtNM0MWzTFtirdu6mQaV3SOpQ=w640-h480" width="640" /></a></td></tr><tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;">Don't worry Toast, I won't let this dirt blow away</td></tr></tbody></table><br /><table align="center" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" class="tr-caption-container" style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;"><tbody><tr><td style="text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/a/AVvXsEi_FGLDj5ulu27QIMA1pTNPILY7HuPyBiPe2Yc6_SGcyNi0h6CXqC8-UG95TxmjdBnTHIHra4gNoVDF62pldsNaqBgBRTJupg574C5MXESRgDRdZNnitTM1_ttoawVanzoMPC_ft5gPR0Pa4efuzJ9Lnw_0eSe46W1AVRmsOSlFJHrATaLdzSWSzQ" style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;"><img alt="" data-original-height="816" data-original-width="1086" height="482" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/a/AVvXsEi_FGLDj5ulu27QIMA1pTNPILY7HuPyBiPe2Yc6_SGcyNi0h6CXqC8-UG95TxmjdBnTHIHra4gNoVDF62pldsNaqBgBRTJupg574C5MXESRgDRdZNnitTM1_ttoawVanzoMPC_ft5gPR0Pa4efuzJ9Lnw_0eSe46W1AVRmsOSlFJHrATaLdzSWSzQ=w640-h482" width="640" /></a></td></tr><tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;">This dirt isn't very tasty</td></tr></tbody></table><br /><table align="center" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" class="tr-caption-container" style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;"><tbody><tr><td style="text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/a/AVvXsEjc4pYz24ByG3QcELnVAND4Yc6gzr1L7DguPmvSAVTE7xpMXJABjE31rpHdpzh5y6AcnSp7PjZxZaob3lahXxi2CaQc8-wM-pHBzuv_GwboP8VnyBbFhOGkUvohbIDYNJiQEBORJ8Lv_F9w0prhwZU2PlD8Cwymn7gjXR3Lhx1jNAl4zmdNn3KFyg" style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;"><img alt="" data-original-height="816" data-original-width="1086" height="482" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/a/AVvXsEjc4pYz24ByG3QcELnVAND4Yc6gzr1L7DguPmvSAVTE7xpMXJABjE31rpHdpzh5y6AcnSp7PjZxZaob3lahXxi2CaQc8-wM-pHBzuv_GwboP8VnyBbFhOGkUvohbIDYNJiQEBORJ8Lv_F9w0prhwZU2PlD8Cwymn7gjXR3Lhx1jNAl4zmdNn3KFyg=w640-h482" width="640" /></a></td></tr><tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;">Get off the dirt pile? Nope.</td></tr></tbody></table><br />There's been other work around the house.</p><p>We had people come and rip out the old house cold box and replace it with a new house cold box. I approve of this, as the new house cold box makes the house extra chilly and I'm all about the chilly, especially after a hard day of sitting in dirt.</p><p><table align="center" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" class="tr-caption-container" style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;"><tbody><tr><td style="text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/a/AVvXsEipec3mar6Sqyzkri4niZIUXb4Vp_1AlBSw6tWYUqtqOlmbUnQo5H75otgiL6jcpYE-zaV-cD13fosslJjn7sMYw1CwOoDVT21rUAAdBTIG8IW3vBHfGDQTgIOCJ76h6x5MnAtUrqnPxqea_DBXoO00nAqtTbQ2Qt5y_qq9a6-QmQPBkym4zMZ5NQ" style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;"><img alt="" data-original-height="1024" data-original-width="768" height="640" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/a/AVvXsEipec3mar6Sqyzkri4niZIUXb4Vp_1AlBSw6tWYUqtqOlmbUnQo5H75otgiL6jcpYE-zaV-cD13fosslJjn7sMYw1CwOoDVT21rUAAdBTIG8IW3vBHfGDQTgIOCJ76h6x5MnAtUrqnPxqea_DBXoO00nAqtTbQ2Qt5y_qq9a6-QmQPBkym4zMZ5NQ=w480-h640" width="480" /></a></td></tr><tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;">Gotta cool off the nether regions</td></tr></tbody></table><br />Then more people came and drilled and hacked and clinked around and viola, we have a water spigot on the back of the house so Bleeder and Toast can water the new grassy grass they are trying to grow... and put a barrier around for some strange reason. Is it going to be like a grass zoo? Come see the Zoysia in its natural habitat.</p><p>It's not like I'd run over there and dig it all up and eat it... or something like that... no, not me.</p><p>There's going to be more people coming to give me a better window to watch the neighborhood, and also something about cutting down a tree... better not be my favorite tree.</p><p>I am enjoying my new coffee table though. It's not as fun as the old coffee table because it's very slippery and I can't walk on it, but it does lift up during dinner time so that my snooter is the exact same height as the plates and well... a pup has to sample things.</p><p><table align="center" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" class="tr-caption-container" style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;"><tbody><tr><td style="text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/a/AVvXsEgeBiYQBU5FmZeblkxDfr17DMv2x8k9npYhmnWSQw7oWmQq4n7_xWtENvd0iFpuf8OTHYP1hQp3Y3j2luObDCdigPUf-bBGc87JpVpNBlJCPkwykGMFdgKzNoyDWEclAtIQyOR9M0yZg69GQxgLoSfVcwhjc5-H6bNASUSXjZn4aQjVdqW_DAYx1g" style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;"><img alt="" data-original-height="1024" data-original-width="768" height="640" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/a/AVvXsEgeBiYQBU5FmZeblkxDfr17DMv2x8k9npYhmnWSQw7oWmQq4n7_xWtENvd0iFpuf8OTHYP1hQp3Y3j2luObDCdigPUf-bBGc87JpVpNBlJCPkwykGMFdgKzNoyDWEclAtIQyOR9M0yZg69GQxgLoSfVcwhjc5-H6bNASUSXjZn4aQjVdqW_DAYx1g=w480-h640" width="480" /></a></td></tr><tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;">Ya gonna eat those scraps?</td></tr></tbody></table><br /><br /></p><p>Toodaloo for now.</p><p>-Casey-</p><p><br /></p>Shmoohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01290170566232915521noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14575074.post-70790062109010598392023-06-18T06:33:00.000-04:002023-06-18T06:33:36.247-04:00Working Breeds Gotta Do It All<p>This whole Dig Dug the Backyard thing has turned into something annoying. </p><p>I was told we'd be digging holes, which is fun, but there are rules, and one of the rules is: when we cover the holes with soft, sniffy dirt, and then sprinkle them with some form of grass seed, we are NOT allowed to slide in at a run and dig the hole again.</p><p>WHAT IS THAT ALL ABOUT???</p><p>I lay in the shade until I hear the BLEEP BLOOP SQUEEEEE sound and wait until the first shovel full is pulled out.</p><p></p><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj8sv_qkE3AZCOUM2Vnjw-fQVEgd7OXUsAjkZNsFXyFVj4uPMcFnP2e4ybUHBDrXnKhA9llTV6QWHci5KAjZekzrobKKw4xlS6zeqIeyqUDyn1IBkfOXu9bAu6yaV62BHu56rVjgDGmYmrcmEWUyi8fGKJdt5SnQy0zvxlQZa2ZFJBYWGbMvdo/s4032/IMG_5936.jpeg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="4032" data-original-width="3024" height="640" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj8sv_qkE3AZCOUM2Vnjw-fQVEgd7OXUsAjkZNsFXyFVj4uPMcFnP2e4ybUHBDrXnKhA9llTV6QWHci5KAjZekzrobKKw4xlS6zeqIeyqUDyn1IBkfOXu9bAu6yaV62BHu56rVjgDGmYmrcmEWUyi8fGKJdt5SnQy0zvxlQZa2ZFJBYWGbMvdo/w480-h640/IMG_5936.jpeg" width="480" /></a></div><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;">Then I race over like a gazelle and get in the way</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><iframe allowfullscreen='allowfullscreen' webkitallowfullscreen='webkitallowfullscreen' mozallowfullscreen='mozallowfullscreen' width='320' height='266' src='https://www.blogger.com/video.g?token=AD6v5dwrQbygIP5U9sZWgbFg4iClTQgrFcNr_9pJ4XWLULZ7SgQC4Isfa3W2TojFa-eGUGQqP2Zck2OmZTo' class='b-hbp-video b-uploaded' frameborder='0'></iframe></div><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;">After my OSHA inspection, a saunter off to inspect other aspects of the work site</div><table align="center" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" class="tr-caption-container" style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;"><tbody><tr><td style="text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjFYi0vzeXSxs3Uw5aV_8tWxWY33vsv5ndnefsyXl1lDMr1jZIY9xqoFYBBagYUpAB1IVo70xGfUvU385whM9YTQKm_ShDJ7XmKVVsQ53GC6f2IohTYnKLDOVpxyxf5aSROEuY2R7yUCFhMKRVp0dwXX2hE9oqB07Mq5t0udTz2tuWdSHwYZQg/s4032/IMG_5942.jpeg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;"><img border="0" data-original-height="4032" data-original-width="3024" height="640" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjFYi0vzeXSxs3Uw5aV_8tWxWY33vsv5ndnefsyXl1lDMr1jZIY9xqoFYBBagYUpAB1IVo70xGfUvU385whM9YTQKm_ShDJ7XmKVVsQ53GC6f2IohTYnKLDOVpxyxf5aSROEuY2R7yUCFhMKRVp0dwXX2hE9oqB07Mq5t0udTz2tuWdSHwYZQg/w480-h640/IMG_5942.jpeg" width="480" /></a></td></tr><tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;">This sifter is dirty, it must be cleaned</td></tr></tbody></table><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;">Then, when the hole is of sufficient size, I must try it on for size.</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgtuDkAr6SIOYQaKN8yU0MdqTA2u6_6MjU-3TSg_xxdGsfnG_eHLFuCiidrjJsDFvN2y-CtCPs7jAhC-EbxWhpRsSPgD6DjY2xfQl_IIAQ8UYoApXOE-n1Cf53BEQoBcI3ickMB5a28yyrQ9CDi7UlUQDxjp3iyXMg1lxHI2tdcKAwAXaISsDk/s1555/IMG_0887.PNG" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="1422" data-original-width="1555" height="586" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgtuDkAr6SIOYQaKN8yU0MdqTA2u6_6MjU-3TSg_xxdGsfnG_eHLFuCiidrjJsDFvN2y-CtCPs7jAhC-EbxWhpRsSPgD6DjY2xfQl_IIAQ8UYoApXOE-n1Cf53BEQoBcI3ickMB5a28yyrQ9CDi7UlUQDxjp3iyXMg1lxHI2tdcKAwAXaISsDk/w640-h586/IMG_0887.PNG" width="640" /></a></div><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;">When I get too rambunctious, Toast asks Bleeder to lure me away and entertain me. Now I don't know about you, but I do like a rousing game of Wolf and Caribou, and when I say Caribou, I mean Bleeder. </div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;">It's all fun and games in the winter because she dons the cloak of protection, and the gloves of security, and the boots of... boots, and we go full tilt fight mode.</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;">In the summer, she can't wear all of that, it's too hot (I get it, I'm furry, it gets hot under all this fur), but we can't rough play... so I suggested that perhaps she get one of those attack dog training outfits, or just wrap herself in bubble wrap. Not only can I chase and attack her, but it would be entertaining rolling her around and popping those things.</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj5fdcQx1XP1k7pLqxjGj8MfILxrwmxtsc5xph5T41CuUjSi_ZpM55QVQIrBFOd6UYTdb-7alx9-WvVlNOrB8Ev9KamZF527FQzoxh2W6AilkYQgZD2lkDbOQQwYZItdsbhLXIBEboHy8lMSn3ywtQVDUSxu2Bq7ShB1t9zd7yr_7vzh66QgaA/s1762/IMG_0886.PNG" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="1762" data-original-width="1754" height="640" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj5fdcQx1XP1k7pLqxjGj8MfILxrwmxtsc5xph5T41CuUjSi_ZpM55QVQIrBFOd6UYTdb-7alx9-WvVlNOrB8Ev9KamZF527FQzoxh2W6AilkYQgZD2lkDbOQQwYZItdsbhLXIBEboHy8lMSn3ywtQVDUSxu2Bq7ShB1t9zd7yr_7vzh66QgaA/w638-h640/IMG_0886.PNG" width="638" /></a></div><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;">That would be fun. Instead she whips out some tasty packing paper and runs shrieking through the yard taunting me with it. That's fun too, but not as fun as bubble wrap.</div><br /><br /></div><br /><br /><p></p>Shmoohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01290170566232915521noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14575074.post-61017309027383108862023-06-04T08:49:00.000-04:002023-06-04T08:49:39.441-04:00A New Super Hero Is Born<p> I don't talk, so when I want my water bowl filled: I choose violence</p><p>When it's time for bed: I throw Fashion Fluffy at Toast then stare at him.</p><p>When I want to play: I either launch myself at Bleeder's desk, or leg, and I mountain goat on Toast.</p><p>I am VIOLENT PUPPY</p><p></p><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><table align="center" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" class="tr-caption-container" style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;"><tbody><tr><td style="text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/a/AVvXsEiXAId1X7KPLt99BMdT9Owbnm_KrP0XgMktcq94iKsmxJ04OEbMyVoybDI97cQCEOuSeCyVlRoKHYve-Erh0-K7jL5VXs8wydwsXClxkCb6gQhrhKXnEWafalQANgdI0wj4Xu031mObssl6cP740RASHSe1I9MnHLfjFNwIn-khKiwQzMiCI9E" style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;"><img alt="" data-original-height="1030" data-original-width="1025" height="640" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/a/AVvXsEiXAId1X7KPLt99BMdT9Owbnm_KrP0XgMktcq94iKsmxJ04OEbMyVoybDI97cQCEOuSeCyVlRoKHYve-Erh0-K7jL5VXs8wydwsXClxkCb6gQhrhKXnEWafalQANgdI0wj4Xu031mObssl6cP740RASHSe1I9MnHLfjFNwIn-khKiwQzMiCI9E=w637-h640" width="637" /></a></td></tr><tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;">Bleeder said "VIOLENT" wouldn't fit... she's worthless</td></tr></tbody></table><br /></div>Talons so sharp, they puncture the thickest sleepy pants<p></p><p>Pointy, pointy elbows that jab into the sensitive creases of humans.</p><p>Toast claims that when I wake up Bleeder, I'm an adorable little fluffernutter that gently climbs onto her chest and licks her face gently. I'm pretty sure Bleeder will be more than happy to show you the gigantic left upper arm bruise of mammoth proportions that I left when I leapt onto the bed and slammed my front feety feet down there with all of my strength and weight.</p><p>Toast is harder to wake up and he's a flinger. He flings his arms around like he's chasing bees away (I've been told NO BEES), so my method of waking him up consists of leaping on the bed, leaping onto him, leaping off of him, and skittering off the bed. Sometimes it takes 2-3 efforts to get him out of bed.</p><p>Despite his flinging, he still shares pancakes with me on Sundays, and this Sunday was special... blueberry pancakes, my favorite.</p><p></p><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/a/AVvXsEjfzVsrf_jD8JEhIfaDUEHJFCauDrm2row5HMyg5PjcYkB7kLr1Qmnvb7XZCLjGYqQqOWKz5X_ciIx1HItPq2-JTUPblpyu-ynErU7YGVUM_3q3ixlf5slDgQrT2W1YTlrCvRQ8YTjxd3UmcnYUyAJSWEuQ0w77ELT-WWAGVlJYObkYNAJ4PIM" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img alt="" data-original-height="1024" data-original-width="768" height="640" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/a/AVvXsEjfzVsrf_jD8JEhIfaDUEHJFCauDrm2row5HMyg5PjcYkB7kLr1Qmnvb7XZCLjGYqQqOWKz5X_ciIx1HItPq2-JTUPblpyu-ynErU7YGVUM_3q3ixlf5slDgQrT2W1YTlrCvRQ8YTjxd3UmcnYUyAJSWEuQ0w77ELT-WWAGVlJYObkYNAJ4PIM=w480-h640" width="480" /></a></div><br />Blueberries give me super powers... the power of napping<p></p><p></p><table align="center" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" class="tr-caption-container" style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;"><tbody><tr><td style="text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/a/AVvXsEj_dVzb3eCa4tWKUT50kcspwGUAd46E7Vbuew_0AY_DjQwJqSVt8G4mOLZHXePnUmwFrxZjywhdrsVyU906SIKR9rNv4zFPcvuuFjk1H5P6nxSA5ZLcN2GB9lrkjakY9KgG2kKQsXWtfGWoKulxOv3QPz_YifbQvqbyIWgFqdNw5zsJKv9QwiU" style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;"><img alt="" data-original-height="1024" data-original-width="768" height="640" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/a/AVvXsEj_dVzb3eCa4tWKUT50kcspwGUAd46E7Vbuew_0AY_DjQwJqSVt8G4mOLZHXePnUmwFrxZjywhdrsVyU906SIKR9rNv4zFPcvuuFjk1H5P6nxSA5ZLcN2GB9lrkjakY9KgG2kKQsXWtfGWoKulxOv3QPz_YifbQvqbyIWgFqdNw5zsJKv9QwiU=w480-h640" width="480" /></a></td></tr><tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;"><a href="https://k9ballistics.com/" target="_blank">K9 Ballistic </a>bed... just go buy it, very comfy</td></tr></tbody></table><br />Blueberries help me hoard all of the papers!<p></p><p></p><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/a/AVvXsEggBYrgVbKAiq-Ig8PPIS3oaIOGhzHk_9fUo28lgTYeNq2oAoobz07-8Hs6CsWf9uWfsgvyr9JlUZUM3CPH-W4bT3KWyT1smENOYofq6Shqwjrhw0nv-Ww_ibuHfojd2IyIqUaIJcvIjHQh_38jES-8WxvpRTKvMklyQN_K4DjKYkkKgcLyJms" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img alt="" data-original-height="1086" data-original-width="816" height="640" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/a/AVvXsEggBYrgVbKAiq-Ig8PPIS3oaIOGhzHk_9fUo28lgTYeNq2oAoobz07-8Hs6CsWf9uWfsgvyr9JlUZUM3CPH-W4bT3KWyT1smENOYofq6Shqwjrhw0nv-Ww_ibuHfojd2IyIqUaIJcvIjHQh_38jES-8WxvpRTKvMklyQN_K4DjKYkkKgcLyJms=w480-h640" width="480" /></a></div><br />Blueberries also helps me with my dig dug job of removing tree roots<p></p><p></p><table align="center" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" class="tr-caption-container" style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;"><tbody><tr><td style="text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/a/AVvXsEgaWxHhgQYcbII57gwssLDk3S8nkFTRv1vbQWbhtFp5QdwvtbxRmKFg56vYvMeHHTzoNlSUBkfklAhQsG6Euqfbl7Js8WAs0vuni3uyLJO5dJwKDXT90eXNKwkJtHn3ZF63sukZ3RM2E03BuCIGbLSrfz_s6h3u-qlyZKluw8rm3zRCOBES7zk" style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;"><img alt="" data-original-height="1024" data-original-width="768" height="640" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/a/AVvXsEgaWxHhgQYcbII57gwssLDk3S8nkFTRv1vbQWbhtFp5QdwvtbxRmKFg56vYvMeHHTzoNlSUBkfklAhQsG6Euqfbl7Js8WAs0vuni3uyLJO5dJwKDXT90eXNKwkJtHn3ZF63sukZ3RM2E03BuCIGbLSrfz_s6h3u-qlyZKluw8rm3zRCOBES7zk=w480-h640" width="480" /></a></td></tr><tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;">I got it, give me a moment!</td></tr></tbody></table><br />I'm not violent... just exuberant.<p></p><p><br /></p><p>-Casey </p><p><br /></p>Shmoohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01290170566232915521noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14575074.post-163760597654702712023-05-27T11:09:00.000-04:002023-05-27T11:09:23.436-04:00Dig Dug Back Yard<p> It should come as no surprise that my humans are really into that Dig Dug Island show. Bunch of people digging up an island to find treasure... well, they have yet to find treasure, but I'm pretty sure they will... never... find... treasure.</p><p>Anywhooooo, my humans remind me that they're old (I can't run with you, I'm old, I can't have you ricocheting off of me, I'll fall and break a hip because I'm old, no you can't have a slice of pizza... that's not because they're old, that's because they are also just plain mean), so they keep buying "hobbies" to do once they've thrown off the yoke of toil and stay home with me full time.</p><p>I'm all "um... aren't I enough? I have plenty of hobbies we can do together, like rolling in a dead thing, taking a pull in some nice tick and poison ivy infested woods while mosquitos exsanguinate you, and my all time favorite: feed me a slice of pizza".</p><p>Back to the hobbies thing... Toast bought a metal detector to find treasure in our back yard... or something. They had one but it couldn't find metal if it was sitting on a metal file cabinet. So, in comes the new one and honestly, I'm having a lot of fun with this hobby. Who knew that digging was an actual "thing"? Especially after 2 plus years of Toast bemoaning "OHMYGAWD she's digging to China, we'll never get grass to grow in the yard".</p><p>1.) FYI I would end up off the <a href="https://www.antipodesmap.com/" target="_blank">coast of Perth Australia </a>if I kept digging, not China,</p><p>2.) There's never been grass in this yard, you've owned 6 Siberian Huskies!</p><p>So after Bleeder gets home from work we all go out in the yard and vent our work-day frustrations (well, I stretch my legs from a full day of napping and snacking), Toast's magic stick makes a bunch of beeping noises. Bleeder starts to dig, then I push her out of the way and look for the tasty grubs, dig some more until a squirrel distracts me, then let her take over again.</p><p>Apparently this form of digging is perfectly acceptable when you haul a trailer tire out of the hole. Making a note of that.</p><p><br /></p><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/a/AVvXsEjrwL9BLStIFdeheOMeIwRgV-8Ueo4p8sdEaZVvnZkpcxlLDdgsWLdYXE6HY4Ji_-ehm7f46HVfpHyQ_TBrzCk2oOHin6d0rTKUzJTDT8o77ZwXj6TESIwku_INkYqnkOIxfJ6KvU8kplKm5bfY4I3TAl5oCSzd9C8NCyXLikb3iroNhN9l8Rw" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img alt="" data-original-height="1227" data-original-width="1869" height="420" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/a/AVvXsEjrwL9BLStIFdeheOMeIwRgV-8Ueo4p8sdEaZVvnZkpcxlLDdgsWLdYXE6HY4Ji_-ehm7f46HVfpHyQ_TBrzCk2oOHin6d0rTKUzJTDT8o77ZwXj6TESIwku_INkYqnkOIxfJ6KvU8kplKm5bfY4I3TAl5oCSzd9C8NCyXLikb3iroNhN9l8Rw=w640-h420" width="640" /></a></div><br /><p></p><p>Just willy nilly digging for grubs is not ok... digging for moles or tree roots not ok... trailer tire, old beer cans, and a tire jack... ok.</p><p>I did get a new toy out of this. It's something called "tree limb and yard debris bin lid". Kind of a long name, so I just refer to it as the giant chewie frizbee.</p><p></p><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/a/AVvXsEg8rUcSIClsc8fIlLV6rWTIMbpVP1NbeD0Au53ut_z43qHWSOxqLxOqY1EIygBLE5WSZ0RVjIQmbdMrbyRtN_xU935as7EfMgcC3qNL7YvNqjwBDlg8s-MZeQFDx6t612KPM1REqOuoiNia-_XtanGjSMtrxEBTHuqPRF_eFWLpAwoSO1PL3o0" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img alt="" data-original-height="1024" data-original-width="768" height="640" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/a/AVvXsEg8rUcSIClsc8fIlLV6rWTIMbpVP1NbeD0Au53ut_z43qHWSOxqLxOqY1EIygBLE5WSZ0RVjIQmbdMrbyRtN_xU935as7EfMgcC3qNL7YvNqjwBDlg8s-MZeQFDx6t612KPM1REqOuoiNia-_XtanGjSMtrxEBTHuqPRF_eFWLpAwoSO1PL3o0=w480-h640" width="480" /></a></div><br />Just the other day, I figured out why Bleeder was all in on this adventure... apparently if Toast digs up the entire yard she won't have to mow. I'm fine with that. Can't wait for rainy season, that'll be a hoot!<p></p><p><br /></p>Shmoohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01290170566232915521noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14575074.post-35232492736346625122023-05-21T08:19:00.000-04:002023-05-21T08:19:13.295-04:00Somebody's Watching Me<p>The other day I was napping on the deck with Fashion Fluffy and something caught my eye.</p><p>There's a little round thing on the deck, and it has an eye, and the eye has a little light on it.</p><p>What the fluff? What is that thing?</p><p>I saunter up (with my gimpy leg, which is better since this video was taken) to inspect it.</p><p>OMG it's a camera!!! Toast and Bleeder are spying on me!!! </p><p>How long has this thing been recording my every movement? </p><p>Can a puppy NOT have one second of privacy in this house????</p><p>Since I knew Bleeder was monitoring me, I decided to give her the what for.</p><p></p><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><iframe allowfullscreen='allowfullscreen' webkitallowfullscreen='webkitallowfullscreen' mozallowfullscreen='mozallowfullscreen' width='320' height='266' src='https://www.blogger.com/video.g?token=AD6v5dwSiV1yQiSR-9TReu8WkbrobjSWoQpzLsjvaS8k1qnR9uemeoxBMFHHS06pgXIHpMd1D3gt-HhV0AY' class='b-hbp-video b-uploaded' frameborder='0'></iframe></div><br />She came out and pointed out that not only is there a camera on the left side, but there's also one on the right. I cut the video because, well, she's dressed in her gawdawful sleepy pants and stained t-shirt and nobody wants to see that.<p></p><p>Toast put them up because when he's working inside, I like to come and alternate between sundog and shadedog. They moved the grill to another spot where I couldn't hide behind it, and watch the neighbors in peace, and now he can see where I'm at, and what I'm doing. No more chewing bits of deck, no more collecting sticks for later gnawing, no more gathering rocks, no more fun.</p><p>This is SO UNFAIR!!!</p><p>A girl needs her privacy.</p><p>Later I held a meeting with Fashion Fluffy to talk about ways to thwart the cameras, but we were interrupted by Bleeder.</p><p></p><table align="center" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" class="tr-caption-container" style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;"><tbody><tr><td style="text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/a/AVvXsEjepDXG9SJ6x2ZM19lDSxvlQCiuck-cU26mR5L7znmN6inajyENG4KQsgqPp9fHWeR-HraYeMcb0quQjv-H8UgRSgp5ziv4HKcxpl3eR_Ao8JYSewE805apKkhvpZRZnTDHyXuzLW7PBN_6f6j7soC_50b1AiyLXZIKQcMMJPmWjoZPMYQGdQs" style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;"><img alt="" data-original-height="816" data-original-width="1086" height="482" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/a/AVvXsEjepDXG9SJ6x2ZM19lDSxvlQCiuck-cU26mR5L7znmN6inajyENG4KQsgqPp9fHWeR-HraYeMcb0quQjv-H8UgRSgp5ziv4HKcxpl3eR_Ao8JYSewE805apKkhvpZRZnTDHyXuzLW7PBN_6f6j7soC_50b1AiyLXZIKQcMMJPmWjoZPMYQGdQs=w640-h482" width="640" /></a></td></tr><tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;">You were NOT invited to this meeting, go way.</td></tr></tbody></table><br /><br /><p></p><p><br /></p>Shmoohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01290170566232915521noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14575074.post-20050456319628446752023-05-14T08:15:00.000-04:002023-05-14T08:15:18.790-04:00Chef Boy Are You Stinky<p> It should come as absolutely NO surprise that I'm once again picky about my food.</p><p>For the record:</p><p></p><ol style="text-align: left;"><li>Chicken gave me the runs</li><li>Salmon was tasty for about 6 months, then I boycotted the kibble</li><li>Salmon canned food was tasty for about 6 months after that, but then I boycotted it</li><li>Beef and Bison kibble was a NO right out of the bag</li><li>Beef and Bison canned was fine for about 3 months, then meh.</li><li>Salmon with beef canned food in a bowl smooshed with a warm gravy was fine... until it wasn't.</li><li>I'll eat if the can is fresh off the shelf</li><li>I'll eat if the can has been in the fridge, but only when warmed to the perfect temperature.</li></ol><div>This is where the issue came in. Oh sure, Toast and Bleeder think there's been an issue since they got me, but that's another thing, the true issue is that Bleeder found the perfect microwave timing and method that got me to eat my food (sprinkle of parmesan was also appreciated), so she wrote down the directions and posted them on the cupboard.</div><div><br /></div><div>Toast read the instructions, and somehow there was an incident</div><div><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiOH7BXQFyqLq83CzrX6Z9xIxtJTkwIbahJm1R_mIqKxoeVtUNKJa3J2z88qDzym85CN8nkpAvnhAR5cIp9Cb3B57GzJ_s0FP-tuGcUefC7ewTQGwXsQk2dN9N0Hx1SUmzA4tay3rAoxmdwvhm_QcHCXraQgu_Xlw0cDDJJ_pbQzg_xeWAcxo0/s1763/IMG_0884.PNG" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="1379" data-original-width="1763" height="500" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiOH7BXQFyqLq83CzrX6Z9xIxtJTkwIbahJm1R_mIqKxoeVtUNKJa3J2z88qDzym85CN8nkpAvnhAR5cIp9Cb3B57GzJ_s0FP-tuGcUefC7ewTQGwXsQk2dN9N0Hx1SUmzA4tay3rAoxmdwvhm_QcHCXraQgu_Xlw0cDDJJ_pbQzg_xeWAcxo0/w640-h500/IMG_0884.PNG" width="640" /></a></div><br /><div>It smelled horrible... so horrible that I ran out of the dog door.</div><div>He immediately called Bleeder to let her know... I could hear her laughing all the way out on the deck.</div><div><br /></div><div>After that... well, neither the beef, nor salmon was appetizing.</div><div><br /></div><div>Bleeder got desperate and ordered a new kibble... it's very tasty. I love it. It has "shreds" in it. I don't know what those are, but they're tasty!</div><div><br /></div><div>I'm going to eat it up to the point where they order several bags of it... then I'll boycott it.</div><div><br /></div><div>Being a Siberian Husky is so much fun!</div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><br /></div><br /><br /></div><br /><br /></div><p></p>Shmoohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01290170566232915521noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14575074.post-16614932325553153172023-05-07T06:18:00.001-04:002023-05-07T06:18:02.352-04:00Heck of a Weekend<p> I'm not amused</p><p><br /></p><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/a/AVvXsEg-wnL6bxy4dNM0n7VQOOatpjTMfK90IT15SVPsh9HCJ-P3HxVGJyWGrxLVbOEmRNoUQCOzTc-qs4ZqtsWcPrEaiLz1k1hLqLCpbftGcX4z_elT7reMvhTQt2A4kWgAFdwI0DJiceOwfFmpFRjnttxUnR84-qC7-RwnsQDMWAMVMHLbfVjIOxU" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img alt="" data-original-height="1086" data-original-width="816" height="640" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/a/AVvXsEg-wnL6bxy4dNM0n7VQOOatpjTMfK90IT15SVPsh9HCJ-P3HxVGJyWGrxLVbOEmRNoUQCOzTc-qs4ZqtsWcPrEaiLz1k1hLqLCpbftGcX4z_elT7reMvhTQt2A4kWgAFdwI0DJiceOwfFmpFRjnttxUnR84-qC7-RwnsQDMWAMVMHLbfVjIOxU=w480-h640" width="480" /></a></div><br /><p></p><p>It seems that I've managed to hurt myself again, this time my left leg. Once again, Bleeder thinks it's a "tweak" and I just need to stop zooming around like a scalded weasel (I can't even imagine what humans did in the old days to come up with that horrific visual, I'm only assuming it was some form of ghastly entertainment before the interwebs), stop falling into the holes I've dug, and the take it easy for a bit... there's sound and sane advice for a husky.</p><p>Toast always jumps to the worst case scenario (bless him) and insisted we go to the vet... and since I've filed my nails to razor sharp points, Bleeder agreed... but if we're going to the vet, I may as well make it worth their while.</p><p>So, on Friday, Bleeder cleans out all of the tasty leftovers that have been pushed into the back of the fridge to grow into amazing science experiments and she happened to find some taco meat that hadn't grown hair, and dumped it into the trash bucket. Well, the trash bucket is placed right next to the fridge because Bleeder is lazy and doesn't like walking 2 feet to the maximum security trash container, so while she was head deep into the fridge reaching for what we thought was a celery stalk gone wild... I sampled the taco meat.</p><p>It was delicious. Spicy, yet cloying, danced on my palette like a newborn fawn taking its first steps. I got greedy and went for more as Bleeder crawled out of the fridge and I was caught red handed... pawed... something. I managed two nice bites of it before I was summarily banished from the kitchen.</p><p>Little did I know that my tasty snack would have some explosive consequences later on. I was mopey throughout the day, but still ate lunch and dinner, so around bedtime when it was time for my nightly constitutional, a volcano of taco meat spewed forth from my fluffy butt. There was collateral damage to my butt fluff that required a warm, wet washcloth and Bleeder having to scrub my po-po fluffs. Humiliating.</p><p>Was the snack worth it? It was tasty, but was it firehose diarrhea, butt scrub tasty? Yep. I'd do it again.</p><p>So Saturday I was totally back to normal and frisky. I even had some solid non-butt scrubbing required poops. It was a beautiful morning, so we all played and played in the back yard, and then Toast took a shower and put on some pants. I knew something was up because Bleeder also put some pants on, and then my harness went on and WOOT we're going out!</p><p>Even though I was pretty tired from all of our yard frolicking, I still had duties to perform.</p><p><table align="center" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" class="tr-caption-container" style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;"><tbody><tr><td style="text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/a/AVvXsEjrsiuzhdYD7IN88AhjAT_Hkyc_Qu4aJRRqBpWJV4J2r-LaXfnefFHYgYQawz5djjunNpuOCejsigFfrhkOyyRYwoJL_5oHgWkEE4bfv6vXMfOMG3isvha_r-VX3YzpRO-Q1ZnILWIR89gyD8j2GU8S8389iNPe3WBzq2NNxjJOA-Vn_sPJzOw" style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;"><img alt="" data-original-height="1024" data-original-width="768" height="640" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/a/AVvXsEjrsiuzhdYD7IN88AhjAT_Hkyc_Qu4aJRRqBpWJV4J2r-LaXfnefFHYgYQawz5djjunNpuOCejsigFfrhkOyyRYwoJL_5oHgWkEE4bfv6vXMfOMG3isvha_r-VX3YzpRO-Q1ZnILWIR89gyD8j2GU8S8389iNPe3WBzq2NNxjJOA-Vn_sPJzOw=w480-h640" width="480" /></a></td></tr><tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;">Oh come on, pass this slow stupid truck</td></tr></tbody></table><br />It was the vet appointment. Sigh. I was hoping we'd get to go somewhere more... not the vet.</p><p>While we waited to be seen, the very nice technician came in and took notes and then took me into the back and stole my nails. He also stole my blood for some kind of DNA test (I'll fill everyone in on that whole thing later on)</p><p>Then the nice doctor came in and turns out he's not a nice doctor because he shined a light in my eyes (um, it's my leg, doc), and then he shined a light in my ears (gotta go a little lower there doc, it's the leg), and then he proceeded to yank, twist, squeeze, bend, inspect, and torture my already injured left leg. He had the gall to do it to the right to "compare". Then he pronounced that nothing was crunchy (there's a relief) everything moved fine, nothing seemed broken, torn, goofy, wacky, or expensive, and was probably a muscle thing. I'm not supposed to do normal husky things (everyone laughed), see how it goes and if it gets worse, then I get some pills.</p><p>Afterwards we got to walk along a lovely forest area full of interesting sniffs and smells and I deposited my offering to the forest woodland creatures (I hope they like residual taco meat), and then we went home. </p><p></p><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/a/AVvXsEh6trPf_uLAQtlctrK7N2AKgyumjz_cJZE8g3yHeOwvho0Z_lvxw6MOOlJIa4Zke9e0P63Wll9yF1XB3uxgavcDEnt93TSbVxptMynBORyR1XLPmHoZr8yeZtoOKpfGgLsuiW6pjNFns61u_sG1_G62XN8g5pA0TQ7fvOa3Y7GGLFr_Ph-oTLk" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img alt="" data-original-height="768" data-original-width="1024" height="480" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/a/AVvXsEh6trPf_uLAQtlctrK7N2AKgyumjz_cJZE8g3yHeOwvho0Z_lvxw6MOOlJIa4Zke9e0P63Wll9yF1XB3uxgavcDEnt93TSbVxptMynBORyR1XLPmHoZr8yeZtoOKpfGgLsuiW6pjNFns61u_sG1_G62XN8g5pA0TQ7fvOa3Y7GGLFr_Ph-oTLk=w640-h480" width="640" /></a></div><br />I slept all day.<p></p>Shmoohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01290170566232915521noreply@blogger.com0