Saturday, July 29, 2006
10:30pm Jimmy Hoffa Update
This is your roving reporter once again, letting you know that the husky search team is back at work.
After a tasty meal on the picnic table, they're hard at work sniffing around for any leftovers from their meal... I mean, they're working hard to find the long lost union leader.
It looks as though they may be on to something, or it could be just another mole. There seem to be a lot of moles in the area, which is hindering the search somewhat. The lead sniffer dog has reported grubs, as well as a large mole population is stalling the efforts of sniffing. It is a well known tactic to put a lot of moles near the area where famous union leaders have been secretly buried, so it may be a lead... or just a lot of moles.
We'll stay with the story as it develops
(now back to you Willard)