The human woman just informed me that its suppose to get up to 104 for a few days this week.
ARE YOU FREAKING KIDDING ME?
I'll burst into flame if I go out in weather that hot! I can't carry all of this fluffiness and be expected to go outside to "do my business" if its that hot!
I want an indoor bathroom, just like the humans have, except that its a little patch of grass that I can piddle on. I also want a little room for privacy, like they have, and air conditioning, and some magazines to shred while I wait to piddle, like the humans have.
A HUNDRED AND FOUR FREAKIN DEGREES PEOPLE!!!!
I'm a husky, and I'm going to have some serious talks with the humans about living in this awful, humid, bug infested, nasty state we live in. We need to move where it actually snows. Not that crappy once in a blue moon three flakes and they call it a blizzard and shut down everything snow.
Here's a picture of a time when it actually DID snow... then melted the next day (gawd I hate this state). Now THIS is snow!
I also don't mean the type of snow where its all fluffy cold snow one minute and then a block of ice the next where the human woman breaks out the cam-corder to film us falling on our fluffy butts. I want fluffy snow for at LEAST three months. I want to curl up in the fluffy snow, and dream of pulling a sled (but not actually be required to pull a sled, I'm delicate), and just have some nice cold snow!
I'm going to refuse to go outside, and if you hear of a newscaster with a story (and film) of a fluffy husky bursting into flames when thrown outside... that will be me.
(gonna borrow the ice chest and lay in it)