Merryland is a Stupid State

 Last week I dreamt of snow... no, I glared outside and demanded that it snowed.

I got snow for my birthday celebration

Now that's what I'm talkin about

I got to lay on my giant ploop of snow and lick it like my personal snowcone bed

so tasty

Yesterday is was 70 degrees 

Bleeder, can you turn that outdoor thermostat back to snow?

and now it's 40 degrees and pouring rain.

I'm so done with this state.

Why aren't you packing to move to a sane state?