Monday, August 07, 2006

What's Wrong With This Picture Again

I'm sure you're asking yourself... Meeshka... why are you wearing a shirt?

I'm glad you asked. Because somebody by the name of Karen said that during a storm I wouldn't claw the human woman if she put a shirt on me. So here I am... wearing a shirt.

I think you can tell by the look on my face that I'm just waiting for her to put the camera down so that there are no pictures of her untimely and bloody death.

Was I calmer during the thunderstorm, well yeah, because I'M WEARING A STUPID SHIRT! How can anyone take me seriously when I'm wearing a shirt? How can I possibly claw when I'm wearing a shirt. I just thank heavens that she didn't get all funny and put the stupid blue sleepy pants on me, although I'm sure she did think of it, because she had this little grin on her face.

Speaking of stupid humans

Apparently there's some guy named "Tiger" that is running for office. What better way to get the word out about your campaign than dressing up one of your flunkies in a tiger costume when its 900 degrees out, and stand on a corner that is nicknamed "the Intersection of Doom" because someone dies in a car wreck there every day (practically). That certainly helps the traffic problem on that corner. If the human woman hadn't had her camera, I wouldn't have believed it either.


Lastly... stupid human quote of the day: "For us, he cannot be the Tour de France winner anymore," Tour de France director Christian Prudhomme told Reuters from his holiday residence. "Technically we cannot say he has lost his title but he has soiled the yellow jersey."

Euuuw, I hope somebody rubbed his nose in it! I thought humans didn't do that sort of thing, and yet here it is in the news that some guy soiled his yellow jersey. If its yellow... I wonder how they could tell.

Meeshka
(still in the shirt, hello, storm is over, get the shirt off me)

10 comments:

Michelle said...

*snerk*

I know it's wrong to point and laugh. But I'm pointing and laughing all the same.

They had a "Dog Days Of August" doggie contest in downtown Frederick over the weekend---the place was CRAWLING with dogs in ridiculous get-ups. I would love to know how many shoes the poodly-looking dog with Cyndi Lauper dyed fur & glitter tinsel ate as revenge on her owner that night.

Turbo the Sibe said...

Look at it this way, Meeshka. At least you aren't wearing a soiled yellow jersey!

JustMeCopper said...

Since I started reading some of you dog's blog and leanred that some of you were afraid of storms, I have started getting nervous when it storms.

Meeshka, I have to say you don't look as fluffy with that shirt on. You should definately claw your Mom for that.

hershey the doglet said...

well copper beat me to it, but i was going to say it squashes your fluffiness!!

Hollybollyboo said...

Meeshka, maybe you could try hanging out in the bath tub like my brother Samuel does. He has decided that's his "safe" spot. You saw it, and placed it on your blog during blogathon. He goes there whenever it rains or storms.
Too bad your human woman thinks it's ok to "dress" you in a shirt. Luckily my human woman wont' do that. Some woman during our pet therapy visit tried to put some frilly thing that she had made around my neck. Luckily my human woman told her "Oh no. Not on this dog". It was definitely something that goes on one of those little dogs, not a 110 pound Malamute!

Dachsies Rule said...

Meeshka,

Since you don't claw with the shirt on, maybe your humans are afraid to take it off of you now. They KNOW what will happen to them ....

Roxie, Sammy & Andy

Woofwoof said...

Oh my eyes my eyes!! Why did I have to look at that picture? I will have nightmares tonight. Unlike most people, we look better nekkid.

MJ's doghouse said...

i also agree that you look better nekkeid...my mom gets all these moods and puts rediculous outfits on me...the only one i like is my santa suit....i look great in it...and it fits just like a coat...I think you are handome with whatever you have on...just better nekkid...

Spirit said...

We have those Tiger stores here too. Personally, I think they should let a dog run the show, not a cat!

Sibe's Mom said...

Perhaps if all the huskies got together and clawed their humans until Meeshka's human removed that shirt?
Then we could continue clawing, just so they will remember........