Monday, October 02, 2006

Come on, I dare ya

Come on, I dare ya
Originally uploaded by Shmoomeema.
Here is Sam and I playing our favorite game: Attack the gimpy mutant when he tries to run up the stairs and jump over us. We love this game.

The human woman always has to ruin it by reminding us to be "gentle with the puppy" (he's 4, he's not a puppy!), and "be nice", I am nice, there's carpet where I slam him down.

I think I ate too many grubs lately, as I've had a bit of an upset stomach. I barely made it out the door at lunch to do my business, and then after lunch, when I normally stay inside and snorfle all of the humans' sandwich crumbs... um... nope, had to go out again and do more business.

Which leads me to this thought: If humans have to travel for business... are they really going way away just to poo? They have the white bowl in their house, why on earth do they need to travel away to do it? Is it so bad that they can't do it in the white bowl, and if so... what kind of facility could there be that could contain something that the white bowl couldn't? That's just a plain scary thought.

Anyway, back to me. I felt a bit better after dinner, and decided to pick on Sam, because it was his turn to be picked on. We got into a bit of running around the house, which was fun, but what was even more fun was that I told Loki to go jump on the human woman and smack her with the mutant paw, which he did. The moment she got up to chase him back down the hall... I goosed her in the butt. Scared the crap out of her, it was priceless. I just don't know why she never has the camera ready for those classic shots, but always has it handy when I'm doing something embarrassing.

(Don't need to travel for business, unless the human woman doesn't scoop)


Macie-Malechai said...

We don't know why they travel to do their business but if it's that bad, be glad that they do!

JustMeCopper said...

I wish I had a dog friend to play with. How is Loki .. you know .. after his trip to the vet?

cyber-sibes said...

LOL! No comment, laughing too hard at your goosing the human woman!

The Army of Four said...

Wow, can I come over and play Poke the Human in the Butt with you??? I LOVE that game! I also like when they wear shorts, so I can put my icy cold nose right on the back of their legs. Ha Rooooo!
Play bows,

MJ's doghouse said...

you are lucky you have a whole pack to play only packmate is a 19 year old cat...oh fun times...NOT....