Cushy Hoarder Strikes Again
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Well, he's at it again. The gimpy mutatoe has found one of the human woman's t-shirts and he has decided that this is HIS t-shirt. He carries it around, he uses it as a pillow, and the human woman caught him sucking on it. He's like a little girl dog, I swear.
Ok, since I neglected to post some prize pictures, I'll be nice and give you two pictures tonight. See, I'm a fair and fluffy queen, but we will be eating cake a lot when I'm queen, and I like cake. I really don't see what everyone was so freaked out about when Marie Antionette allegedly said it, I mean come on, cake is tasty and you shouldn't hack off someone's head for wanting a bit of cake.
Oh, I digress:
These are really soft and comfy husky puppy pajama bottoms. I have no clue what sizes we have, but I'll check on that right away (yeah, don't hold your breath). Yes, they look an awful lot like sleepy pants, and I literally had to claw them out of the human woman's hand before she added them to her expansive sleepy pants collection. I swear, she owns every known version of sleepy pants in the world, and there's just no way I'm ever getting rid of them no matter how fast I claw. Just to show you how vile they get, even Loki mutatoe cushy hoarder won't go near them. I promise that these have never been worn, laid on, or sucked.
Here's another one:
This is a sideways picture of a barking husky toy. The human woman was too lazy to turn it the right way and wouldn't let me on the powerbook, so there you have a sideways barking husky.
When you press the huskies leg, it screams in agony. Ok, it doesn't, but I think a normal husky would do that, even if it didn't hurt, because we love pretending there's drama. This husky just barks (sorry, no authentic wooing), and I'll tell you a little secret: when the human woman packs up all the event gear and squishes the poor huskies into a bin, these things bark and bark and drive us insane.
Well, that's it for the night.
(gotta send the human woman to Costco tomorrow for more little plastic bags for fluff)