Friday, August 21, 2009

Just Trying to Help

The human woman (when she isn't complaining about her foot) is complaining about the ants that are finding a way into the house. Hey, as long as they aren't eating my food, walking near my air vent, or in my kong, I could care less, but she's obsessing about them.

Being the good human woman, she simply can't poison the entire house because she may harm our delicate systems, so she's using sprays that are "pet friendly" and apparently do absolutely nothing to the ants except make them drunk and horny.

So, in her inept attempts to get rid of the ants, she looked at us and actually said "Don't look at me like that, why don't you do something about this?" Um, we're dogs, A, and B... hello Ms. superior human intelligence, you gonna let some puny little ants kick your butt and take over the house?

While she was up freaking out about the ants, we all came downstairs and googled "ant removal" and found this interesting little tidbit:
Check it out. Its an "anteater". I mean duh, figures that there's an animal that can do what the human woman can't do. Unfortunately we couldn't find any online, not even on e-bay or craigslist and they usually have EVERYTHING. Apparently its hard to get them, as I'm sure there are plenty of ants all over and they're just too busy.

Being resourceful huskies, we figured that we could come up with something similar, I mean come on, its not like we're limited in the brain pan area. So this is what we came up with. I'm pretty sure it'll be a success.

12 comments:

Khyra The Siberian Husky And Sometimes Her Mom said...

Maybe Brutus's Mom will hire him out to help

http://brutusthefrenchie.blogspot.com/2009/08/great-ant-hunter.html

Hugz&Khysses,
Khyra

Tracey and Huffle said...

It's a foolproof plan!

Huffle Mawson

Maxx said...

LOL! Good one!

Cheers,
Maxx

Princess Eva and Brice said...

Or you could try food grade diatomaceous earth. I ordered way more than I need and I'd send you some but gov't may have a problem with me sending a fine white powder via USPS.

Ozzie the OZmonster said...

All I have to say is protect your Kong!!!! Those ants can surely do a number on a Kong with left over peanut butter in it. hmmmmm. I think the sock does the trick.

ozzie

Mango said...

My Momma FREAKS when there are bugs anyplace. I think you need to get one of those anteaters immediately.

Slobbers,
Mango

The Thundering Herd said...

We would give advice, but our humans battle the invasion of lady bugs every winter. Seems they really really really like living in log houses when it gets cold. And since they can't do anything outdoors because its cold, they might as well produce even more ladybugs.

We find it amusing.

Cyber-sibes said...

Good plan! Maybe Loki could be assisted by the dyson monster? (Ant removal would be a good use for it, cause we all know fluff removal is bogus reason.)

Woos & a-roos,
Star & Jack a-roo

Kokanee said...

Ants are tasty. So are dragonflies, and frogs. I don't like those stinging things tho'.
I could come and help your human with extermination...

GoldenSamantha said...

OMD! That is very funny! Sory we haven't visited in so long - my momma uses (in hidey places from me and the cat) Grant's Ant Stakes and they work velly well. Hope you can get rid of them!
Hugs xo
Sammie

The Husky in the Window said...

You just can't please her? How do you put up with it? We hope you showed her how to get rid of them so she can calm down.
Husky Hugs, MayaMarie

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