I'm guessing that all of you were expecting something wondrous and fantastical and amazing and clever and worthy of the Queen of the World.
Well, this is it:
The Spineless Bionic Hip Puppy is now the Spineless Bionic Hip and Knee Puppy, and he's home from having his new bionic implant inserted and he's resting.
Happiness is having your pack back together even if that means he gets to sleep on the aerobed with his own human and get special foods and attention and we're stuck upstairs and have to go to the yard via the deck to pee.
Get well soon Sammy