The humans continue to amaze me with the way they spend their time and money.
Take for instance the recent study that says that Dogs are smarter than toddlers. Um, duh!
I'm sure a bazillion human dollars were spent to do this study, and that humans actually spent time testing dogs versus babies and came up with this result.... um, DUH! I could have told you all that for free, or at the very least a small consulting fee in the amount of a truck load of livergreat.
My study is very simple:
According to the University of Michigan, it takes a human child, on average 3-6 months to potty train, BUT isn't totally potty trained, typically they still wet the bed until they are 5 YEARS OLD!!! Holy crap, they're stupid!
It took me a day to figure out where they wanted me to go. Of course I still think its totally unfair that I have to do my business in the yard, out in the open, where everyone can see me, but still.. A DAY!
It simply makes no sense to me that humans will put up with a kid pooping and peeing all over the house for 5 years, and yet dump their pet at a shelter because it peed on the carpet a few times. Hey, when in Rome, do what the family does: crap in the house.