Saturday, July 29, 2006

Update on Jimmy Hoffa Search

This just in,

The search team has decided to break for dinner. After a lot of digging, and then the fur incident, they've decided they need a snack before continuing.

So far in their search they've managed to find:
1 shoe
A shovel handle
3 moles
a bone that was later identified as bovine in nature
Amelia Earhart

No sign of Jimmy Hoffa yet, but they will continue to search that area until no stone is left unturned.

(at Hoffa search central)


Lex Houdini Dog said...

Ummm...if no one is claiming the shoe, I'll take it.

Charlie The Big Dog said...

If you keep digging, you might end up here! I'll prepare some chewy bones and treats for your refreshment!