Friday, October 27, 2006

Why I must torture him

I get a lot of comments asking me why I must torture the Loki Mutatoe gimpy suck up puppy so much. Well, here's a prime example.

Here I am, laying in the yard, soaking up some coolness in the grass, and along comes mutatoe.

"whatcha doing?"
"go away"
"hey, whatcha doing?"
"go away"

He will then start smacking me with his mutant foot, over and over and over and over until I'm forced to leap up and attack him.

Generally he's too quick for me, so he'll just prance away and laugh, wait for me to lay down again, and it starts over. "whatcha doing?"

If I'm chewing on something tasty, he does the same thing, batting at me with the mutatoe until I'm forced to attack him, then he tries to swing around and get the tasty thing. He is very annoying and very evil.

Right now its icky and cold and rainy out. We're very bored, so I keep prancing up to the human woman and wooing. She says "no". I leave, then prance up again, wooo CLAW. "no". Not deterred.... prance prance prance CLAW WOOO!

She finally takes us out... but she hasn't made the rain stop yet. This makes me cranky and wet. So I'm forced to gauge when she'll make it back up the stairs and sit down, then I start beating on the back door. Hey, its not racing around the yard, or hunting for tasty things, but it is entertainment.

(I'm a 25, the human woman isn't, but we keep it at 25 so I'm happy)


Dr. Misha Meepenstein said...

I bet the mutatoe will "look" at you, too. That Turbo will look at me, just because he knows that it irritates me!

JustMeCopper said...

My Mom won't make it stop raining either. It's a shame that the weather isn't "lay in the grass" weather all the time.

Dachsies Rule said...

Rain, rain everywhere. It finally stopped yesterday. We were very irritated with Mom for letting it rain so much.
It is so obvious that Loki is jealous of your fluffiness.

Roxie, Sammy & Andy

The Army of Four said...

We put a link to the Weather Channel on our blog, so hopefully that means we'll be able to control the weather.
Play bows,

Anonymous said...

These young boys are always harrassers--you really can't reinforce enough your own boss of the house status. Having two young boys at my house, I feel your pain, Meeshka.

Girl dogs of the World Unite

Corporal Pippin

Today, Sunday, it has finally stopped raining in Michigan--I hope the same is true for MD, too

The Army of Four said...

Hey Meeshka,
I just left you an important message after your message on our blog. :)
Oh... and we've been warned that switching to beta can cause lots of problems!