Monday, January 28, 2008

Claws Action Lawsuit

Just to get a general feel, how many of you pups out there were told that you would get very specific weather by a weather person, but then that weather never showed up? How many times must we be lied to over and over again that there will be snow, or rain, or a lot of snow, or even a flake and then NOTHING???

I mean seriously, these people go on the tv and they just lie and lie and lie again, they smile and lie, they do funny things and lie, they show you a map with cartoon snow on it and lie and yet they get to keep their jobs.

As soon as I’m queen of the earth, I will be rounding up every weather person that ever showed up on tv (yes, that also means Willard Scott) and I’m going to put them into the room of torture. We’ll tell them “oh yes, we’ll feed you today” and then we won’t. We’ll then tell them that there is a 30% chance that we’ll feed them that day, and then we won’t. We’ll sent out bulletins that warn them that food is coming... and then we won’t feed them. Lets see if they think this is funny.

In the meantime, I say we start a Claws Action Lawsuit to make weather people accountable for the weather. If they say its going to rain and it doesn’t, they should not only be fired, but thrown onto the street and run over by angry people that wanted rain, or something like that. They shouldn’t be allowed to get away with this shoddy work.

(snowless in Merryland still)


JustMeCopper said...

I think you are losing your snow window aren't you? Can it still snow in February?

Kapp pack said...

I know....before we know it spring will be here and we will have had NO SNOW!!!!

Woo woo, Kelsey Ann

Khyra The Siberian Husky said...

Woo tell 'em!


Dakota said...

Can your first suit be against Lyin' Lou on channel 25? He couldn't get it right if he was looking out the window at two feet of snow...............

-The Mullin Clan's Mommy- said...

Our mommy says that a weather person has the bestest job. They still have a job even if they are wrong. But that is unfair cuz there are lots of people who needs jobs & they could do it better - like the right weather predictions, we say!! We agree wif you, yur Queeness.

Kathryn and Ari said...

Hooray! We'd be delighted to contribute money to defray your legal fees: we've been burned WAY too many times by meterologists predicting snow.

The Army of Four said...

We had crummy weather yesterday - 62 degrees - but today was great - in the teens and blowy snow. We'll see if we can send you some!
Play bows,

Holly said...

The weather is messed up and those stupid weather people just keep torturing us! I like your idea.

Monday it was 57. Today it was 9. WTF!!!!!


The Brat Pack said...

Good idea, we're in. Where can we contribute to your campaign?!?!?

It was 75, then 33, then 68, then freezing. Still no snow here...just stupid rain.


bandit said...

Mom says its 12 degrees outside right now. Its windy, snowing and really cold outside but mom wants us in until the wind stops :( Our weather guy has a good track record on predictions.

Your fans:

The Daily Echo said...
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The Daily Echo said...

Count us in! This weather stuff is getting way out of hand and somebuddy needs to be held accountable for getting our hopes up and then.....NO SNOW! Check out my Blog tomorrow. Mom's got an amusing email weather report to share. You can add it to your evidence for your Claws Action Lawsuit.