Tuesday, March 11, 2008

Brought to you by MeeshKo

The human woman went to a place called the "maul" the other day. This place sounds perfect for huskies, and yet she never allows us to go there with her. She's very selfish like that.

Anyhoo, she happened to catch sight of these nifty little items. Apparently they are slippers that the humans wear, and as they walk about, the slippers dust the floors for them. Ok, this just clinches just how lazy humans are, if they can't be bothered to pick up a mop or duster thing and actually clean their own houses, then the world is ours to conquer.

To her credit, she thought it was a stupid idea as well, since we have carpet and these slippers would not be very helpful at all in helping her clean up after our fluff. She muttered something about the creator of these slippers getting rich and being able to stay home with their dogs all day and wait on them hand and foot (while wearing their dusting slippers of course).

This got me to thinking, if I could come up with something that humans with dogs could wear that would help them clean up our fluff, then we wouldn't have to listen to that stupid Dyson all the time, and they humans would have plenty of time to spend with us.

Therefore, here is my latest invention: The fluffy slippers:

Made from a space age polimer slipper, the fluffy slippers are really cool because they're just like those stupid wheelie shoes that kids wear in the form of lint rollers. The humans can whiz around the house (and when I say whiz, I'm not talking about how Sam whizzes around the house) and clean really quickly so they can play with us.

Of course the human woman has no balance whatsoever and keeps falling down, so I need to work with her to get her to stay upright for the infomercial I'll be filming and then I'll make a zillion dollars and I'll buy a maul for all of us huskies to play in.

Meeshka

17 comments:

Khyra The Siberian Husky said...

Just another way for YOU to take over the universe!

Furry smart of you - furry furry smart!

BOWING,

Khyra

Kapp pack said...

Mom says she would be a test household!

Woo woo, KA

Holly said...

Wow Meeshka!! You are sooooo smart! That is a great idea! Anything to get rid of the Dyson, and put the humans to work.

Holly

Kathryn and Ari said...

Sign me up for a pair--especially if they pick up husky hair!

Steve, Kat, & Wilbur said...

Brilliant.

Marley said...

You are a genius.

Lady Kaos said...

That is a great idea. I'm going to have to think of a cool idea, too so my mom can stay home with me, too.
Kaos

The Army of Four said...

Brilliant idea! Make sure you patent it fast so Ron Popeil doesn't steal it!
Tail wags,
Storm

Penny & Poppy said...

Great idea...we'll take 2 pairs. One for BEFORE Mom falls on her butt and one for AFTER! She's just not that coordinated! Maybe we could put a pair ON her butt!

Aire-hugs,
Poppy, Penny & Pockets

-The Mullin Clan's Mommy- said...

A wonderous idea, Meeshka! Let us know when yur invention is out & we'll have daddy buy a set for our mommy! We hates the vacuum & furminator!
-Cosmos & Juneau-

Casper said...

What a great idea Meeshka. My Mommie would love it coz I shed all over the place.

Maverick the Pirate said...

Harrrrrr
Great Idea Harrrr do they go down stairs Harrrr.
Cap'n Maverick the Pirate

cyber-sibes said...

Pure genius!

Woos & a-rooos,
Star & Jackster

Thor said...

What a brilliant idea! We need three pairs, but one of them has to be small for the little biped. And for the ones that aren't coordinated, like the little biped, maybe you should invent accessories too, like knee and butt pads with sticky stuff too!

Woos,
Thor

Bama said...

We like Thor's idea, we'll take 2 sets! One for the mom, then one for the dad when mom busts her butt and ends up at the vets office, howrooroo.
Kisses,
Bama & the RHP

The Daily Echo said...

....or they could wear them to get to us faster so that we wouldn't have to wait so long for them to open the back door or get us our treats. They tend to be SO slow. We're working on that in our house.
ECHO

Sitka and Tia's BLAWG! said...

Meeshka... this is your best invention yet!!! I can't wait till you get us a maul!!!
Hugs,
Sitka