Wednesday, June 11, 2008

Desperate Human Woman

After I declared that all storms would by-pass Merryland so that I could get a comfortable night's sleep perched on the head of my human woman... all hell broke loose and madness ensued. Ok, I was the only one that was frantic, everyone else either wanted to play with me (sorry, I'm too busy having a nervous breakdown to play with you) or go to sleep (sorry, I'm too busy having a nervous breakdown to allow you to sleep), and it wasn't a pretty night.

Yes, shirt, in a closet, panting and drooling. I was a mess. Before I was in the shirt and in a closet, I was bouncing up and down on the human woman who apparently didn't realize the extent of my stress from the raging thunderstorm and bolts of lighting hitting my yard and causing the house to shake from the horrible thunder... or was that me just shaking on the bed from fear. Anyhoo, I was not happy and the human woman has the scars to prove it.

I just wanted to point out to Khyra, who suggested a nice suit of armor for the human woman... um... stop suggesting these things to my human woman. You know she's a bit touched in the head and very impressionable. If she even thinks that a suit of armor will save her from the claw, you know she'll come clanking home wearing one of those things. I also know that they're quite expensive, which means less oyster crackers for me. Besides... we all know that the Mutatoe and Sam have problems with peeing in the house, so you know that thing will be rusted shut in no time, trapping the human woman in there and that's just yet another excuse she'll have for delaying our dinner. We don't have opposable thumbs, remember, so there's no way for us to use the can opener to get her out of that thing.



The Aphasia Decoder.... said...

Maybe you should wear the suit of armor so the thunder and lighting can't get at you. Sorry you were having a bad night!

Levi' mom

Holly said...

Oh Meeshka, I understand your fear and anxiety TOTALLY! We were having tornado wornings tonight too, and a tornado went right over our house on Sunday morning. I really wish this crap would stop!

Tracey and Huffle said...

Maybe you should leave Merryland. We never have that sort of weather here.

I am laughing at the thought of you and Sam and the Mutatoe trying to get the human woman out of the suit of armour with a can opener. That could make for quality viewing :)

Huffle Mawson, Honorary Husky and Explorer Cat

Khyra The Siberian Husky said...

Behold, the power of the Khlaw -

Oh wait, The Meeshkasizer Khlaws just keeps on going and going -

Hmmmm - nothing takes a likhk and keeps on khlawing -

YES - you are Madison Avenue's dream khampaign -

Khlaws and Khysses,

The Daily Echo said...

We hope those nasty, stoopid storms stop going to your house real soon! In the meantime, you could buy Mom some of those colorful bandaids to use after you claw her.

Penny, Poppy & Patches said...

Meeshka, you are tooooo funny! The suit of armor sounds like a good idea to us. Mom put a storm shirt on Penny, the other night and it worked! She didn't go to the basement or try to get behind any furniture. It was a MIRACLE! Have a great weekend!

Poppy, Penny & Patches

cyber-sibes said...

Bummer, Meeshka. Whoever's in charge of weather is doing a lousy job lately.
Perhaps you could learn to meditate and just have yourself an out of body experience during thunderstorms?

Woos & a-rooos,
Star & Jack a-roo

PS - LOL, cute cartoon!

Sitka and Tia's BLAWG! said...

oh Meeshka... The human woman thinks she can avoid the claw... she has another thing coming, ha roo!!! Nothing can save her from the claw of Meeshka!!!

The Army of Four said...

I've decided to add the claw to my storm-time repertoire, too. You're so right - it gets their attention very quickly! Thanks for the tip. One claw on my mom and I can get right to the panting, pacing and shaking.
Tail wags,

Poppy said...

Poor Meeshka! Luckily we don't have many thunderstorms here. I think I would be scared of them too!


The Husky in the Window said...

Oh Meeskha, when will your human woman learn. She can not defeat your claw? And if she gets stuck in, oh well.
Husky Hugs, MayaMarie