Sunday, February 20, 2011

New HULA Member: Teddy

Now, all of you may be wondering why a kitteh is being inducted into the HULA Hoop.  Cuz I said so, that's why... I mean, because every once in a while, your Queen has such a devious plan that sometimes she can't share the news with everyone until it needs to be told.

Its time to tell the tail of Teddy.

You see, Teddy is actually a very small husky puppy disguised as a kitteh.  Yep, this plot is so devious that I'm telling my whole entire world without fear that Teddy's owners will believe it!  Isn't that deliciously livergreat levels of evil!!!??!!!



Teddy "showed up" at the doorstep of Huffle's house one rainy day and put on an Oscar winning performance of pathetic homeless wet kitteh escapades, that Huffle's humans were totally fooled.  Huffle had been briefed beforehand and is still pretending to HATE Teddy, which is what we had planned all along.  While the humans are busy with Teddy and trying to make him more appealing to Huffle, Huffle is able to go about her covert activities without the humans watching her.  See just how EVIL this plan is???

Initially, Teddy was instructed to ensure that the humans would accept him into the household.  Using every minute of his extensive "How To Be Like a Kitteh" instruction, Teddy did cute kitteh things like:
The cute kitteh in the basket routine.  This always gets the humans, look how cute he is in the basket, isn't he adorable, how could we possibly throw him out into the cold cruel world aaaaaaawwww!

Once his humans took him to the vet (who couldn't find the ingenious zipper on the kitteh costume), and named him (his real name is "Majestic Snowgod of Powerderville" aka: Floofy), Teddy began to start his covert activities by:
Hiding in dark spaces waiting for the humans to walk by with bare feet so he could pounce on them and sink his razor sharp little costume kitteh claws into their flesh.

We did have a scary moment when Teddy was found doing this:
Yes, he's chewing on Huffle's human woman's shoes!  It was a true test of whether or not his covert actions would continue, because Huffle's human woman is a known shoe hoarder (with great taste), and we thought the jig was certainly up, because what kitteh actually chews on shoes.

Well, imagine our surprise when the reaction was not to boot Teddy out into the blistering Australian heat... or downpours... or flooding... seriously, who wants to live there... but anyhoo, nope.  Huffle's Human Woman simply got the camera and took a picture of Teddy... which is the ultimate moment of any husky's life and a true statement that we're fluffy and cute for a reason.

Welcome to the HULA Hoop dear Teddy.

Meeshka

9 comments:

Pippa said...

I'm not convinced. No self-respecting husky would disguise itself as a cat.

Would it?

Huffle Mawson said...

Oh Queen Meeshka! I am so honoured! I don't quite know what to say. I'm so proud that I'm going to destroy a box of tissues now.

Teddy Westlife.

The Army of Four said...

This has all the twists and turns of a spy movie! How COOL!
Play bows,
Zim

Khyra And Sometimes Her Mom said...

Well, maybe Teddy is really a Malamute -

Here's some proof thanks to Munson's hu-dad's post

http://mikenbondi.blogspot.com/2011/02/you-there-with-hay-in-your-eyes.html

Hugz&Khysses,
Khyra
PeeEssWoo: Welkhome Teddy! The shoechew toy was a stroke of genius!

Holly and Khady said...

Ingenious! Seriously! You couldn't have found a more perfect under cover agent!

Welcome Teddy!

Khady Lynn

Mango said...

Well, well, well, it was only a matter of time before the kittehs began to show their HULA side.

Slobbers,
Mango

Cyber-sibes said...

a stroke of genius, Queen Meeshka! Devious on so many levels!

jack & moo

The Thundering Herd said...

Congratulations Teddy on your appointment to HULA. We are quite impressed with your ways and techniques and would like to invite you for lunch. Uh, TO lunch. Really, that is what we meant.

western blot said...

No symphony orchestra ever played music like a two-year-old girl laughing with a puppy.