Monday, October 29, 2007

HULA Lesson #8,596: Placement

In order to take advantage of a helpless human, its best to place yourself at the very top of the stairs when your human is carrying a food plate up the stairs.

This accomplishes two things:
  1. Eventually the food plate will be at lick level without you even having to reach for it
  2. If the human protests, a slight push from your paw will send them flying down the stairs and you'll just get the plate while they're complaining about their fractured leg.

(Just another handy tip)


Holly said...

That's a great idea!! I sure wish I had stairs!!


Louka said...

Gotta get me some stairs...

Of course it helps that I'm tall, which means that my nose is at table level.

Kapp pack said...

Thanks so much for that tip. It might come in handy some day!

Woo woo, Kelsey Ann

The Daily Echo said...

Very good information! I've got the "bulldoze down the stairs and push everyone aside" technique mastered.

The Army of Four said...

Ha roo! Way to work it, Meeshka! I have a good stair technique posted on our blog today (Tuesday). For some reason, the bipeds think they might trip over me and spill stuff. ????
YOu also might like the vid, even though it's a cat. Stormy said it's a good "how to" for Siberians.
Play bows,

Bama said...

If we can steal the humom's plastic, can you tell us where we can get some of those stairs?