Sunday, July 06, 2008

I only pee for bribes

Once again I had to wear a storm shirt. I can't wait until the human woman actually buys one of my patented and special Thunder Wonder cloaks (available on my cafe press store, and now in dog shirt sizes, not that I'm a whore for marketing or anything).

In protest, I refused to go outside. The human woman is all freaky because last night I refused to go out while the fireworks were going on, so I jumped on the bed and peed again. No harm, no foul as the Mutatoe got in the way and I peed on him so she wasn't as upset as she normally is. Hey, he was laying in my way, serves him right.

Tonight she didn't want a repeat of that whole laundry-fest so she tried to herd me outside to pee, except I tippy-toed up the stairs and refused to budge. That's when she played dirty. Yep, she got out the oyster crackers. I can't resist those tasty morsels and remember, only the Premium brand oyster crackers will do, they're the Meeshka certified treat (I'm hoping Premium will see this and send me a truck load of them).

So, I peed outside tonight. Its still raining though, so my fluff is a bit damp. I'll be sure to wipe myself off on the human woman at bedtime just for that.



JustMeCopper said...

Oh I love the dog version of the shirt much better. And the pee on the bed thing ...well, I've done that. My Mom wants to know "Why the BED!" Maybe you can blog about that. She like to know what the deal is.

Eva said...

Quick go roll on the bed before you're dry. That'll teach her.


Khyra The Siberian Husky said...

Oh no -

I sent the wrong brand -

I thought the ones kinda named after me might pass the Khween's taste testing cerfs -

Bowing and asking fur furgiveness -


Holly said...

Don't feel too bad Meeshka, at least you don't have to wear a shirt 24/7 like Samuel and Kona do.


Tracey and Huffle said...

I just don't understand what these oyster crackers are. Are they crackers made from oysters (I'd probably really like them, if that's the case)?

Huffle Mawson, Honorary Husky and Explorer Cat

The Army of Four said...

I had my mom take me out at 0400 this morning, 'cuz I thought it would be cooler. It was, but not by much. I snagged her side of the bed, covers down, when I got back in. My paws were wet from our neighbor's sprinklers. Ha ROOOO!
Play bows,

Simcha said...

I don't mind the rain however my pet peeve is stepping on wet grass.

Gus, Louie and Callie said...

Good girl to go out and pee. Of course the crackers didn't hurt..
Thanks for the Birthday wishes..

Big Sloppy Kisses
Gus, Louie and Callie


Woof, Meeshka

This is the pack of Desert Pups over at Life Inside The Fence and we just wanted to say woof. Oh, yeah we hate having to pee when it's raining too and the summer monsoon has just begun here in Arizona. So we try to get our business over and done with before the storms hit.

Woof, Woof,
Scuba, Keiko, Norman and Toby

Kapp pack said...

Humans pee in the house, why can't we?

Woo woo, KA

The Daily Echo said...

Hmmm....I'm thinking my humans need to be bribing me to pee outside. I think you're on to something.

cyber-sibes said...

What KA said.

Woos & a-rooos,
Star & Jack a-roo

-The Mullin Clan's Mommy- said...

Juneau likes to walk around in the rain - he plays in our water bowl, overturns it & lays in the wet. Now I hate rain, getting my fur wet - AND I SPECIALLY HATE RAIN WIF THUNDER-BOOMERS!!!! I run outside, do what I hafta, & then let mommy know that I want in like real fast!! Sos I know what you are talking about.

-The Cos-