In protest, I refused to go outside. The human woman is all freaky because last night I refused to go out while the fireworks were going on, so I jumped on the bed and peed again. No harm, no foul as the Mutatoe got in the way and I peed on him so she wasn't as upset as she normally is. Hey, he was laying in my way, serves him right.
Tonight she didn't want a repeat of that whole laundry-fest so she tried to herd me outside to
pee, except I tippy-toed up the stairs and refused to budge. That's when she played dirty. Yep, she got out the oyster crackers. I can't resist those tasty morsels and remember, only the Premium brand oyster crackers will do, they're the Meeshka certified treat (I'm hoping Premium will see this and send me a truck load of them).So, I peed outside tonight. Its still raining though, so my fluff is a bit damp. I'll be sure to wipe myself off on the human woman at bedtime just for that.
Meeshka
