Thwarted!

I'm just a bit angry right now and you won't like it when I get angry because I'll... I'll do something.

That stupid Meeshka, she said she would help me go see my new girlfriend Frankie woo!

Frankie says she has peaches and other fun things for me to share with her, and since that selfish fluffy Meeshka never shares anything with me, I wanted to go where my charm and good looks would be appreciated. I was very surprised when Meeshka offered to help me get to see my sweet cloud puppy, but I thought it was because she just wanted to get rid of me so she would get more oyster crackers.

How was I to know that when she said that delivery people stop by twice a week to pick up boxes that she actually meant the trash people! I sat in that box all morning, then afternoon, then the "delivery people" came and picked up the box I woo'd and even peed a bit with excitement, and they threw the box back on the ground (which hurt) and said they can't take me because recycling isn't picked up on Thursday. Stupid human schedule! I thought for sure I was going to go see my Frankie woo, but now I'm stuck here.

Stupid Meeshka!

Sam
(and I DO HAVE A BIONIC HIP!!!!)

I only pee for bribes

Once again I had to wear a storm shirt. I can't wait until the human woman actually buys one of my patented and special Thunder Wonder cloaks (available on my cafe press store, and now in dog shirt sizes, not that I'm a whore for marketing or anything).

In protest, I refused to go outside. The human woman is all freaky because last night I refused to go out while the fireworks were going on, so I jumped on the bed and peed again. No harm, no foul as the Mutatoe got in the way and I peed on him so she wasn't as upset as she normally is. Hey, he was laying in my way, serves him right.

Tonight she didn't want a repeat of that whole laundry-fest so she tried to herd me outside to pee, except I tippy-toed up the stairs and refused to budge. That's when she played dirty. Yep, she got out the oyster crackers. I can't resist those tasty morsels and remember, only the Premium brand oyster crackers will do, they're the Meeshka certified treat (I'm hoping Premium will see this and send me a truck load of them).

So, I peed outside tonight. Its still raining though, so my fluff is a bit damp. I'll be sure to wipe myself off on the human woman at bedtime just for that.

Meeshka