Tuesday, October 07, 2008
1.) its the fall grub season, so I've been very busy digging ankle breaking holes to retrieve the tasty grub treats that are in the ground. I love grubs, they are so tasty.
2.) the human man hurt his back in the annual back hurting ritual. Ok, there's no ritual, other than he hurts his back every year and its that time of year. We have been busy bouncing on him while he lays in bed just to hear him scream. Its like playing with a gigantic squeeky toy.
3.) The human woman has discovered that she isn't walking right, which explains why her right leg is gimpy. She's now concentrating on walking correctly, which makes her look like even more of a tard, what with the stylish progressive glasses she's wearing.
4.) Its getting nice and cool outside at night, so we've been playing a lot more, which means the human woman has to come watch us play. Its the law, we need an audience. We're placing bets on when she'll fall in a hole while she practices walking correctly, and whether that will happen first, or she'll go insane letting us out, then in, then out, then in, then out...