Wednesday, November 12, 2008

Squirrel Check

Hey everypup,

I'm glad to see that everyone is doing their part to stop the squirrel terrorists. They are brazen little furry snacks, aren't they?

I also wanted to thank Biloxi for his comment that perhaps a terrorist squirrel infiltrated our kitchen and poisoned my food, which caused my face to swell up. I had not thought of such a devious ploy, but I certainly wouldn't put it past those evil stupid squirrels. Biloxi mentioned that a lot of royalty employ food tasters to taste their food to make sure that it hasn't been poisoned.

EXCELLENT idea, and who more expendable... I mean more qualified to taste my food than the Mutatoe! He's got a sensitive stomach, so I figure that qualifies him to test my food and make sure that it doesn't contain anything that would harm me... unfortunately I didn't take into account one thing:

Stupid Mutatoe!



The Thundering Herd said...

Natasha handles that by letting everyone else eat and then she eats one small bite at a time out of her bowl while growling at everyone else. Though, trust me, everyone knows better than to go anywhere near her majesties bowl.

Khyra The Siberian Husky said...

Woo just need to know when to flash him THE KHLAW!


Holly said...

You need to be very watchful, and do the shark patrol thing. That's where you watch them with your face right down by the food, so when you are ready to eat it, you just take the bowl away from them.


Tracey and Huffle said...

You just can't trust the Mutatoe. I would have the same problem with poo-face Salvador.

Huffle Mawson, Honorary Husky and Explorer Cat

Kapp pack said...

Well, look at it this least you didn't get sick from the food! We knew Biloxi was one smart cookie!

Kisses, Sky boy

Thor and Marco Polo and 3 Kats said...

WOO WOO Meeshka

Huffle said it all, You just can't trust the Mutatoe!

Thor and Marco Polo

Biloxi and Siber-sibs said...

Woo Woo Meeshka!
Mutatoe is only suppose to take a wittle taste. Not da whole thing! One bite says it all!

Husky kisses,