Hey everypup,
I'm glad to see that everyone is doing their part to stop the squirrel terrorists. They are brazen little furry snacks, aren't they?
I also wanted to thank Biloxi for his comment that perhaps a terrorist squirrel infiltrated our kitchen and poisoned my food, which caused my face to swell up. I had not thought of such a devious ploy, but I certainly wouldn't put it past those evil stupid squirrels. Biloxi mentioned that a lot of royalty employ food tasters to taste their food to make sure that it hasn't been poisoned.
EXCELLENT idea, and who more expendable... I mean more qualified to taste my food than the Mutatoe! He's got a sensitive stomach, so I figure that qualifies him to test my food and make sure that it doesn't contain anything that would harm me... unfortunately I didn't take into account one thing:
Stupid Mutatoe!
Meeshka
I'm glad to see that everyone is doing their part to stop the squirrel terrorists. They are brazen little furry snacks, aren't they?
I also wanted to thank Biloxi for his comment that perhaps a terrorist squirrel infiltrated our kitchen and poisoned my food, which caused my face to swell up. I had not thought of such a devious ploy, but I certainly wouldn't put it past those evil stupid squirrels. Biloxi mentioned that a lot of royalty employ food tasters to taste their food to make sure that it hasn't been poisoned.
EXCELLENT idea, and who more expendable... I mean more qualified to taste my food than the Mutatoe! He's got a sensitive stomach, so I figure that qualifies him to test my food and make sure that it doesn't contain anything that would harm me... unfortunately I didn't take into account one thing:
Stupid Mutatoe!
Meeshka
Natasha handles that by letting everyone else eat and then she eats one small bite at a time out of her bowl while growling at everyone else. Though, trust me, everyone knows better than to go anywhere near her majesties bowl.
ReplyDeleteWoo just need to know when to flash him THE KHLAW!
ReplyDeleteHugz&Khysses,
Khyra
You need to be very watchful, and do the shark patrol thing. That's where you watch them with your face right down by the food, so when you are ready to eat it, you just take the bowl away from them.
ReplyDeleteHolly
You just can't trust the Mutatoe. I would have the same problem with poo-face Salvador.
ReplyDeleteHuffle Mawson, Honorary Husky and Explorer Cat
Well, look at it this way....at least you didn't get sick from the food! We knew Biloxi was one smart cookie!
ReplyDeleteKisses, Sky boy
WOO WOO Meeshka
ReplyDeleteHuffle said it all, You just can't trust the Mutatoe!
Hugs
Thor and Marco Polo
Woo Woo Meeshka!
ReplyDeleteMutatoe is only suppose to take a wittle taste. Not da whole thing! One bite says it all!
Husky kisses,
Biloxi