Tuesday, December 04, 2007

Writers Strike - Heroes (part XXXVII)

Much to every husky's amazement, humans keep being stupid and more and more are called to help the cause.

The Kapp Pack has been called in to summon their super powers and save the world from the stupid humans.

When brute husky force won't work, Sky is called in to use his ear piercing bark. He sneaks up on unsuspecting stupid humans and unleashes a bark that has been clocked at hurricane speeds, a sound unreadable on the decibel thing, but it gets the point across... unless humans are just that stupid.

Canyon is also called upon to use his thermodynamic torso for assisting in biped metatarsal temperature regulation powers, but since all humans have cold feet, they become addicted to his warming powers and must keep him on their feet at all times. This limits their mobility and without movement, its harder for them to be stupid. We need more huskies with thermodynamic powers to immobilize more humans. Those with head sitting abilities are wanted as well. (script writers note: the evil censor human woman wouldn't let me put up the cartoon that showed that Canyon was actually the cause of human spontaneous combustion... some people have no sense of humor)

Finally in the Kapp Pack arsenal is the very precious and delicate Kelsey Ann. Her humans have been stymied because Kelsey Ann refuses to look at them. No matter what they do, no matter how how they try, Kelsey Ann will not look them in the eye. Kelsey Ann has X-ray vision, allowing her to see through containers and find doggie cookies, tasty food in the fridge, and all of the things her humans try to hide from her... unfortunately she also sees right through her humans and frankly she's a bit embarrassed by what she sees and wishes they would wear some lead clothing.


NAK and The Residents of The Khottage said...

Oh Kelsey Ann, I feel your pain!

Keep up the great work Meeshka!

We'll get these humans EVENTUALLY!!!


Kapp pack said...

Wooo, anything to help the HULA cause!

THe Kapp Pack

Bama said...

Those are some pawsome powers! With all these husky heros working together to combat human stupidity & control their behaviour, how is it that we don't already rule the world???

Khady Lynn said...

Canyon and I have a lot in common. We both sit on humans, but I squish them. Oops.

Samuel is good at foot warming.


The Army of Four said...

Maybe that's why AMBER won't look at the bipeds! C'mon, Am... fess up!
Play bows,

Hee hee hee!

Anonymous said...

psst! Meeshka. I found another group seeking world domination:

Love at the great bumper sticker!