Pupdate

Yes, yes, yes, I know, it's been FOREVER since I've posted... sorry, been very busy, plus the human woman refused to move the computer near the cold air vent.  eeesh.

So... what's been going on.

Fleas for one.  Stupid things.  Can't get rid of them.  Ticks too.  It's the start of some kind of dogpocalypse or something I fear.  Ok, I blame the weather people for not giving us enough snow to kill those things off these past few years.  I better see some snow this year... just sayin.

The Spineless Bionic Hip, Knee dog, Sam, broke again.

This time they really thought he broke something important and expensive.  Luckily he just twerked his non-bionic hip and knee... or was that tweaked... I get those mixed up.

So, he was sequestered down in the official recovery room with the Human Man, and pampered like I should be getting pampered.

I told him that I knew he was making more of a deal out of it than he was acting, but he bribed me to keep quiet.  Hey, I'll take that.

Then the Human Man got sickly, so it was two sickly pack members downstairs and I was stuck upstairs with the Human Woman and the Mutatoe... ugh.  He took up the whole bed!

The Human Woman took us both for a walk to get us out of the house... probably to try to flee the horrible germs percolating in that house.

Then I decided that there was no way, no how, not ever, ever, ever I was EVER going to go into the yard again because the Human Woman hadn't "picked up" in a while.

Ok, seriously humans, you flush the porcelain water bowl every time you "go" into it, why is it so hard to "flush" our yard once in a blue moon?  Huh?

Since I refused to go in the yard, and apparently pooping on the deck is abso-fricken-lootly out of the question (per the Human Woman), the humans took matters into their own hands... meaning they put my harness on me and tried to convince me that leash walking me in the yard was the same as "taking a walk".  I was not fooled.

Two things came out of this incident:

1.) The Human Woman is very quick with cleaning the yard every day, and

2.) They got to try a new leash on me, which I'll be reviewing in my next post tomorrow, so stay tuned, you won't want to miss that festival of fun.

- Meeshka

Update

Hey everypup, just wanted to let you know that I haven't forgotten about the final contest drawing and all of that fun stuff.

Frankly, I haven't been able to claw the human woman near the computer since the end of Week of 100. Something about an avalanche of laundry, dirty dishes, bills, and stupid work needing to be done. She really needs to get her priorities straight.

She did assure me that on Friday afternoon, the amazing and fun filled final drawing will be held, where all pledgers and donors who haven't already won will have a chance at FABulous prizes and excitement.

Until then, some friends of mine have started a movement that I feel the need to support, so I'm giving them the space to post their cause here. Please support their movement and vote Tubey/Khyra 2008.

National Stare Off

Because some of us didn't get ANY snow during the Blizzard of 2007 or whatever those lame and worthless weather people are calling that last storm, I'm calling on all huskies to stare at their humans.

I'm convinced that they can somehow control the weather, and for some reason, some of them are holding out on the snow. By staring at them, I'm sure they'll crack under the pressure and release the snow we all so richly deserve.

Start staring.

Meeshka

Writers Strike - Numbers

An FBI agent recruits his mathematical genius brother to help him solve crimes that involve numbers (like that happens every day).

Writers Strike - Heroes (part XXXVII)

Much to every husky's amazement, humans keep being stupid and more and more are called to help the cause.

The Kapp Pack has been called in to summon their super powers and save the world from the stupid humans.

When brute husky force won't work, Sky is called in to use his ear piercing bark. He sneaks up on unsuspecting stupid humans and unleashes a bark that has been clocked at hurricane speeds, a sound unreadable on the decibel thing, but it gets the point across... unless humans are just that stupid.




Canyon is also called upon to use his thermodynamic torso for assisting in biped metatarsal temperature regulation powers, but since all humans have cold feet, they become addicted to his warming powers and must keep him on their feet at all times. This limits their mobility and without movement, its harder for them to be stupid. We need more huskies with thermodynamic powers to immobilize more humans. Those with head sitting abilities are wanted as well. (script writers note: the evil censor human woman wouldn't let me put up the cartoon that showed that Canyon was actually the cause of human spontaneous combustion... some people have no sense of humor)




Finally in the Kapp Pack arsenal is the very precious and delicate Kelsey Ann. Her humans have been stymied because Kelsey Ann refuses to look at them. No matter what they do, no matter how how they try, Kelsey Ann will not look them in the eye. Kelsey Ann has X-ray vision, allowing her to see through containers and find doggie cookies, tasty food in the fridge, and all of the things her humans try to hide from her... unfortunately she also sees right through her humans and frankly she's a bit embarrassed by what she sees and wishes they would wear some lead clothing.

Writers Strike - Survivor Semi-Final

Well, our gang of obsessive compulsive cleaners hasn't fared very well in the past week. We lost one when Loki yacked up on the carpet, licked it back up, then horked it out on another spot of the carpet. This caused Louise of Valparaiso, IN to totally lose it, and run screaming from the house. John of San Angelo, TX found a piece of fur in his underwear and had to be taken to the emergency room. We hope you feel better John.

Tonight's episode is the Semi-Final, where we hope someone wins, but the contestants aren't looking very healthy.

Tonight's challenge:

Husky Fur Condiment!

Writers Strike - Men in Trees

Writers Strike - Heroes (Part 5)

As the world continues to ride to the bad place in a handbasket thanks to the stupid humans, the rest of the AO4 continues their efforts to thwart that stupidity and bring the earth under the complete control of Huskies!

Zim uses his art of concentration to assume a total inner peace and calm. His keen powers of observation allow him to keep tabs on all humans from his Zen post on high, mesmerizing all humans and lulling them into a trance so that other huskies can go through their pockets and purses and steal the candies they hide there... and other things that will help them take over the world, but those candies are great, even the ones that have been at the bottom of a bag for years and the wrapper is all stuck to it and there's usually bits of strange stuff stuck to it, that's very tasty stuff.

Once the humans are entranced, Dave takes over by filling every void there is in the house. Able to grow and ooze into every open space available, Dave can easily take over the size of a small continent, pushing the humans into the ocean, or simply squishing them against walls. No space is too small for Dave to ooze into.

Does your pup have super powers and wants to star in an episode of Heroes? E-mail your picture and a short description of your pup's super powers and maybe they'll end up in the next installment of Heroes! E-mail your submissions to: Meeshkaworld@gmail.com

Writers Strike - Heroes (Part 4)

Despite the hard work of Holly, Indy, and the Turbo gang, stupid humans still run amok. Sensing amokness, the AO4 jumps into action and places their best mind molding members on full alert to try to control the humans and bend them to the husky way.

Amber, master of "calming signals" and communication, tries to convince her doubting humans that she can indeed predict snow better than the high paid slicky boy weathermen, but they continue to believe in the tv. Fed up she uses full calming signal forces to make them eat on the floor while she dines at the table.








Stormy then tries her hand at human mind melding. As the Supreme Commander of the AO4, she's trained her forces to work together to thwart the humans and make them do her bidding... unfortunately humans truly are stupid and sometimes they don't interpret her wishes very well.

Writers Strike - Heroes (Part 2)

When the call for urgent action to save the earth from the humans comes out, the rest of the Turbo pack awaken from their well deserved naps to pitch in. Using their awesome super powers, they try to stop humans from being stupid (yes, a monumental task, but something that must be done).

Fargo, dressed nattily in his super hero outfit, uses his amazing ability to remove human underwear to keep the humans from doing stupid things. After all, for some reason most humans require underclothing in order to do anything. Not only do they require underclothing, but it must also be CLEAN underclothing. Everyhusky has probably observed their humans running around frantically when they run out of clean underthings, therefore everyhusky must follow Fargo's special powers and do what they can to either steal clean underclothing, or at the very least chew it up.

To keep humans from doing anything stupid, Meep turns on his amazingly slick coat that keeps any human from grabbing him during his superhero tasks, and also creates a slippery surface wherever he stands that makes humans fall down. Just being near him makes people fall down and we all know its impossible for a human to be stupid when they have multiple compound fractures from falling down.



When it comes to powers of invisibility, Niki is the master. Able to blend into any background, hide from humans in plain site, and avoid being photographed, Niki can sneak into any situation and do what needs to be done. Whether its stealing top secret plans to livergreat, or stealing a sandwich, Niki can do it all, right under the very noses of the humans that think rule the world. Stupid humans, they'll never learn until they starve to death.




Once the arch nemesis of all fur-bearing creatures, the D. Animal use to suck up the fluffiness, goodies, and dirt of all huskies and laugh. This all changed when the humans blamed D. Animal and its kind for wasting precious energy through its use of electricity. Angry, D. Animal grew to gargantuan proportions and began working with the huskies to stop humans from being stupid. It now drives through city streets and sucks up humans, disposing of them at the sewage treatment facilities. Until its work is done, D. Animal will continue sucking up stupid humans until its ultimate goal is met: sucking up Al Gore. Unfortunately even with its gargantuan size, D. Animals intake manifold is too small to suck up Al Gore's enormous head.